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The Daaaaaaaario actor reminds me a lot of Tom Hardy.  "Oh, you think shittiness is your ally? You merely adopted the poo poo; I was born in it, moulded by it."
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Aug 21, 2012 11:11
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He's literally a white Jason Momoa, that's why they cast some noname in the role.
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The Mutato posted:Oh god here is my chapter. I had to get incredibly drunk to do that bit at the end, why couldn't I choose a BDSM chapter like normal people. Dude, what the gently caress? Where was the overlong 'tribute' to Shakespeare? Where was the satanic imagery? Where were the Wu-Tang Clan references? Where was the WCW?! That poo poo's the loving draw. That's where the loving money is. Do you get what the gently caress we're trying to do here? Do you?! If I was your editor I'd slap you in the face with a poo poo-Dick Dildo®! Now sober up and get back to work. gently caress!
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Aug 21, 2012 12:09
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Should have cast Joe Flanagan as Daario.
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Arbite posted:Dude, what the gently caress? Where was the overlong 'tribute' to Shakespeare? Where was the satanic imagery? Where were the Wu-Tang Clan references? Where was the WCW?! That poo poo's the loving draw. That's where the loving money is. More  . Got it.
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Brb got to go edit in references to the 36 chambers of the dragon palace and the 36 sex techniques of the dragon cocklords, and RZA is captain of the guard now
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bigmcgaffney posted:RZA is captain of the guard now I approve of this. The Captain will fit right in with the Lord Executioner this way.
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Aug 21, 2012 14:18
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I've never been so happy about anything my life. Oh Daario. Oh, Daario. I love him so much I should train to be an entomologist so I can name a new insect O. Daario.
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Aug 21, 2012 15:01
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A cat singing the Theme to Game of Thrones: not really.
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In It For The Tank posted:The Daaaaaaaario actor reminds me a lot of Tom Hardy. I don't see it. For starters, Tom Hardy is gorgeous.
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Aug 21, 2012 16:32
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SpannerX posted:A cat singing the Theme to Game of Thrones: not really. Our Bad Thread music is far better.
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Aug 21, 2012 19:07
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IRQ posted:Our Bad Thread music is far better. I don't doubt it. There were other ones on the Mefi post that one came from, but the were all meh as well.
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Aug 21, 2012 20:01
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I need to get more recognition for that Baron Harkonnen poo poo I was spewing earlier. It was beeewutiful.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Strong Belwas? They're cutting him.
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Aug 21, 2012 22:07
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Rape Jake. posted:They're cutting him. Called it. Worst show.
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Ok jerks, I'm getting set to write my chapter tonight. I have a fifth of gin and some vague ideas. Your task is to think of horrible things I should work in as references. Lime pie, horse dancing, and a bad thread is what I've got so far.
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Chrono Cross being better than Chrono Trigger, which I can't argue with because I've only played Cross so its by better by default
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I haven't played either of those so I don't know how I would reference them. 
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bigmcgaffney posted:Chrono Cross being better than Chrono Trigger, which I can't argue with because I've only played Cross so its by better by default Finally, someone who understands. Chrono Cross was so much better than Chrono Trigger in every way. Great soundtrack on that game too.
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IRQ posted:Lime pie, horse dancing, and a bad thread is what I've got so far. Work in scatplay, and the line "Your growth is exponential if you consume the excremental."
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:Great soundtrack on that game too. No doubt, its the only game I ever went out and bought the soundtrack for. Edit: describe a trouser snake as an "erectile reptile"
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:Finally, someone who understands. Chrono Cross was so much better than Chrono Trigger in every way. Great soundtrack on that game too. "Shadow Forest" is just about the most relaxing piece of music of all time.
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Rape Jake. posted:They're cutting him. He always lets them cut him once.
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Azure_Horizon posted:"Shadow Forest" is just about the most relaxing piece of music of all time. My hilariously inept metadata has it listed as "Forest of Cutting Shadows". I'm going through it now and I remember all these songs clear as day. My favorite was the opening song "Time's Scar", which fills me with nostalgia. Ironically, the cinematic discusses the nostalgia of a time when things were carefree. They really went balls out with the orchestration, except for that super lovely electric guitar riff in the rock band's song.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:He always lets them cut him once.
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Strong Belwas, like most of the elements within it, doesn't add enough to Dany's plot to justify paying someone to play him. They'll probably just have Barristan duel the Mereenese champion or whoever it was. Hopefully they'll keep the making GBS threads.
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Ambiguatron posted:Strong Belwas, like most of the elements within it, doesn't add enough to Dany's plot to justify paying someone to play him. They'll probably just have Barristan duel the Mereenese champion or whoever it was. Only if they skip him perving out on Dany and you know how mad that would make Gurm.
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IRQ posted:Only if they skip him perving out on Dany and you know how mad that would make Gurm. So, like, is Dany Gurm's mary sue? Oh my stars.
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Aug 22, 2012 01:31
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The world of A Song of Ice and Fire © ™ is GRRM's fractured imagination. In his mind, he is both the fat creepo and the hot teenage girl forced to lick his cheese, so that in their mingling one cannot tell who has the cock and who has the gunt.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Anyone with a sex or food scene is a GRRM Mary Sue. Lemoncake is fat, white, and made out of a gelatinous mass oh poo poo *Book tumbles from my frozen hands in slow motion*
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Daario is exactly the kind of man GRRM would love if GRRM could be a 15 year old girl.
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bigmcgaffney posted:My hilariously inept metadata has it listed as "Forest of Cutting Shadows". I'm going through it now and I remember all these songs clear as day. My favorite was the opening song "Time's Scar", which fills me with nostalgia. Ironically, the cinematic discusses the nostalgia of a time when things were carefree. They really went balls out with the orchestration, except for that super lovely electric guitar riff in the rock band's song. Really? All I've ever seen it called is Shadow Forest or Forest of Illusions. Either way, it was obviously a reference to Guardia Forest from CT but about ten times better.
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IRQ posted:Ok jerks, I'm getting set to write my chapter tonight. I have a fifth of gin and some vague ideas. Your task is to think of horrible things I should work in as references. A literal bad thread sounds terrifying.
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Rape Jake. posted:They're cutting him. drat that is dissapointing. Shageletic posted:I need to get more recognition for that Baron Harkonnen poo poo I was spewing earlier. It was beeewutiful.  it was noticed.And great chapters everyone I keep thinking I can't be any more embarassed reading something and it keeps getting worse. This thread is a wonderful Myrish Swamp and I'm neck deep and sinking!
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Has anyone got that direct link to the current compilation of chapters? It seems to have been buried deep in the disgusting quagmire that is the bad thread.
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Rape Jake. posted:They're cutting him. Well, they have to, he's a eunuch after all. 
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