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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I'm more amazed at how they're still so sure they'll get away with it People keep buying their poo poo, so what's the incentive to change?
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Jabor posted:someone who messed around the entire time until oh poo poo, it's the last week before the deadline and they actually want me to deliver something ♪ under pressure ♪
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May 9, 2019 11:11
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https://twitter.com/warpaintmufm/status/1126096505104945152?s=21
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May 9, 2019 11:16
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May 9, 2019 11:31
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If makeup didn’t work on men, much of Hollywood would be out of a job.
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May 9, 2019 11:45
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And only three shades of concealer. Who does that in this day and age?
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May 9, 2019 11:52
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sorry, I need to stay loyal to my favorite brand, Ichiban.
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May 9, 2019 12:19
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Thomamelas posted:And only three shades of concealer. Who does that in this day and age? The only concealer a man should ever need is a balaclava.
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May 9, 2019 12:22
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Platystemon posted:If makeup didn’t work on men, much of Hollywood would be out of a job. Seriously, I used to do amateur theater and you know what makeup the dudes wear? The same stuff the women wear. You just go to the makeup aisle and grab the same stuff a woman with your skin tone would buy. It doesn't burn your skin or anything. It's just makeup.
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May 9, 2019 12:36
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Seriously, I used to do amateur theater and you know what makeup the dudes wear? The same stuff the women wear. You just go to the makeup aisle and grab the same stuff a woman with your skin tone would buy. It doesn't burn your skin or anything. It's just makeup. I've had men ask me very seriously if lady hair dye will work on their hair.
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May 9, 2019 12:43
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Barudak posted:The only concealer a man should ever need is a balaclava. 
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May 9, 2019 12:43
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HopperUK posted:I've had men ask me very seriously if lady hair dye will work on their hair. A co-worker of mine dyed her hair and it turned out terribly and she swears it's because the ethnicity of the woman on the box wasn't the same as her. I have never dyed hair but I feel like that's not a thing
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May 9, 2019 12:49
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I mean, black hair is different to other hair, but I'm not an expert on how that works with dye.
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May 9, 2019 13:04
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HopperUK posted:I've had men ask me very seriously if lady hair dye will work on their hair. That one can actually be legit. Sometimes. Hair dye is more complex as beard hair in particular can be quite the bastard to dye. They make special dye specifically for beards given that regular hair dye sometimes just won't take. Len posted:A co-worker of mine dyed her hair and it turned out terribly and she swears it's because the ethnicity of the woman on the box wasn't the same as her. Again, that's a sometimes thing. Not matching the ethnicity on the box doesn't matter but there are special dyes for some ethnicities as their hair just won't take normal dyes sometimes. Mostly generic dyes work on pretty much everybody but, you know, mostly. You also randomly get people of any race with hair that just won't take dyes at all or who make the dye turn unexpected colors. Hair dye is way more complex than it seems on the surface as the majority of the time you can just grab any random, regular dye and it'll work. Just, you know, mostly.
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May 9, 2019 13:08
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flatluigi posted:didn't look very hard, that's for sure Look, they went down to their local supermarket and spent about three seconds in the cosmetics aisle - any longer and people might have thought they were gay or something - and they didn't see any wolves or fires or slabs of meat on any of the advertising, so clearly there's no makeup for men.
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May 9, 2019 13:33
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May 9, 2019 13:48
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:How does Bethesda manage to gently caress up literally everything these days? In other dumb-gaming-company news, WotC just released the latest set of Magic:The Gathering cards. A box of 36 packs retails for about $100, but they also came out with a special "Mythic Edition" featuring alternate art for some rare cards. 24 packs, but $250, and only 12,000 boxes were printed. Instead of selling these through stores, Hasbro sold them through ebay. Only the software they used for their backend was hosed. Obviously they'd want to stop selling them after 12,000 people bought them. But every time the inventory counted down to 0, the software rolled over and reset the available inventory to 12,000 again. Over 40,000 people purchased them. Hasbro "No, we can't print more." But what they're offering those people is a printed, uncut, foil (rarer and shiny) sheet of all the rares in the set. Which is pretty much what people were buying the boxes for, except without packaging, and without being able to play the game with those cards.
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May 9, 2019 13:53
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May 9, 2019 13:56
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May 9, 2019 14:19
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Last Chance posted:My eyes glazed over about two sentences into that Nitrox posted:Can someone translate that? due to a third-party fuckup they sold more exclusive box sets than they could/were willing to supply, so the company is giving people an uncut printed sheet of all the fancy cards in the set (something you can't get otherwise) as a makegood as well as full refunds people would rather get the box set of course (especially since most people buying said set were planning to resell the contents at a huge markup) but if they're not going to make more product than they planned to they're not going to personally i think it's funnier that reddit is trying to launch a class action lawsuit about it
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May 9, 2019 14:19
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I'm not sure whether this qualifies as marketing, but the online retailer Zavvi just sent me an email telling me that I had won a competition, and the prize was flights to Madrid, a stay in a 4* hotel, 2 tickets to the UEFA Cup final, and £250 spending money! Hooray! Unfortunately, they also sent this email to everyone on their mailing list. The responses on Twitter are a hoot, and I can only imagine that the poor schmuck who clicked the wrong button is now puckering their arsehole so badly that it's chewing a hole in their chair.
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May 9, 2019 14:26
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Wait, they’re giving people who can’t get the box sets something even rarer in in addition to a full refund? It’s a fuckup, no doubt, but that seems like a generous consolation prize.
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May 9, 2019 14:29
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Krispy Wafer posted:Wait, they’re giving people who can’t get the box sets something even rarer in in addition to a full refund? I don't think they can play the game with them. But given they got refunds too.... I mean, get a refund and nothing else and you still can't complain.
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May 9, 2019 15:12
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Krispy Wafer posted:Wait, they’re giving people who can’t get the box sets something even rarer in in addition to a full refund? You really have no idea about the amount of entitled whining nerds can unleash when things don't go their way? By doing it this way, everyone technically gets the cards and it doesn't F up the balance of the game by putting too many of a given card into circulation. All things considering this a a pretty good move
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May 9, 2019 15:14
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Pondex posted:You really have no idea about the amount of entitled whining nerds can unleash when things don't go their way? People who have won the foil set as a competition prize are complaining about Wizards giving out thousands of them for free.
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May 9, 2019 15:39
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Phanatic posted:People who have won the foil set as a competition prize are complaining about Wizards giving out thousands of them for free. QED
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Pondex posted:You really have no idea about the amount of entitled whining nerds can unleash when things don't go their way? I’ve backed board games on Kickstarter. I know exactly how whiny entitled nerds can be.
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May 9, 2019 16:05
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Are these the three shades? Incredible. They really didn't do any market research at all. I'm not a big makeup person but even I know that Fenty Beauty and Jeffree Star are the top brands because they acknowledge people with brown and black skin exist and deserve makeup too.
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Picnic Princess posted:Are these the three shades? Incredible. They really didn't do any market research at all. I'm not a big makeup person but even I know that Fenty Beauty and Jeffree Star are the top brands because they acknowledge people with brown and black skin exist and deserve makeup too. Yes. That's not even enough for white people's skin colors, let alone anybody else's!
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May 9, 2019 17:04
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That’s just 3 shades of the same guy. Face, balls, taint.
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May 9, 2019 17:07
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Krispy Wafer posted:That’s just 3 shades of the same guy.
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Picnic Princess posted:Are these the three shades? Incredible. They really didn't do any market research at all. I'm not a big makeup person but even I know that Fenty Beauty and Jeffree Star are the top brands because they acknowledge people with brown and black skin exist and deserve makeup too. And you have stuff like the guy in the video applying makeup, taking a shower then applying makeup again. This whole thing reeks of some dudes who don't know poo poo about makeup deciding that they have a brilliant* marketing ploy and thus they don't need to know anything about makeup. *Not actually brilliant.
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Picnic Princess posted:Are these the three shades? Incredible. They really didn't do any market research at all. I'm not a big makeup person but even I know that Fenty Beauty and Jeffree Star are the top brands because they acknowledge people with brown and black skin exist and deserve makeup too. Too bad Jeffree Star can't acknowledge that people with brown and black skin exist in real life.
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https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1126477710434414592 
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May 9, 2019 18:41
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if you see one of those, steal it or otherwise render it unreadable. thank you.
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May 9, 2019 19:03
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Thomamelas posted:And you have stuff like the guy in the video applying makeup, taking a shower then applying makeup again. This whole thing reeks of some dudes who don't know poo poo about makeup deciding that they have a brilliant* marketing ploy and thus they don't need to know anything about makeup. the dude also seems not exactly your typical guy since he has a ton of body tatoos, nose and nipple piercings, kinda wierd with the hyper male marketing.
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May 9, 2019 19:37
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Something about the phrase "the latest hits" just screams "old guy in a suit" Like that leaked email about Spider-Man movie suggestions
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May 9, 2019 19:48
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PhazonLink posted:the dude also seems not exactly your typical guy since he has a ton of body tatoos, nose and nipple piercings, kinda wierd with the hyper male marketing. Yeah, there is a lot about this that screams edgy morons. I'm kinda waiting for their next marketing video where they challenge the head of Fenty to a street fight. I suspect the papers will describe the beating Rihanna gives them as savage but well deserved.
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Don't forget this little gem https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42872983 the article posted:In typical emissions tests, participants spend up to two hours in a sealed environment chamber breathing diluted diesel fumes equivalent to the levels of air pollution in Beijing or Delhi.
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