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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
LEAVE THE BRONX

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SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!
Aw, the Bronx is something I should have left.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Well, it looks like Valerie Bertinelli hasn't left the Bronx!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Workin' on a sex farm...

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

disinfestation

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
They've seen me, and I've had it!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
"Is that true? Do you suck?"

That line might be my all-time favorite riff.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



The last MINDLESS SUMMER FILM SERIES movie, Codename Diamond Head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80FGP77jao

Join Alternaversal's Matt McGinnis, along with MST3K's Emily Marsh, Tim Ryder, Baron Vaughn, and Hampton Yount for a livestream screening of this Mike-era riff, as an undercover spy races to stop a double agent who has stolen a dangerous new nerve gas in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse... set in Hawaii!

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

The last MINDLESS SUMMER FILM SERIES movie, Codename Diamond Head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80FGP77jao

Join Alternaversal's Matt McGinnis, along with MST3K's Emily Marsh, Tim Ryder, Baron Vaughn, and Hampton Yount for a livestream screening of this Mike-era riff, as an undercover spy races to stop a double agent who has stolen a dangerous new nerve gas in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse... set in Hawaii!

Morter posted:

Lovejoy!! :v:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Hey, you called it!

Boy that was some poo poo. It's hard to remember in "the golden age of television" how loving DIRE these made for TV movies used to be.

Maybe the Syfy Channel is still keeping that mantle on, albeit with higher production values? But loving christ, Diamond Head was just boring, plodding nonsense. Good riffs and I love to see Emily on the streams because she's got such fun energy, and Baron Vaughn is also always great.

I can't wait to see more of Emily's crew's proper episodes in the future, they're so great.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

"Is that true? Do you suck?"

That line might be my all-time favorite riff.

Rat Woman is right!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

You've seen me, and I've had it! :supaburn:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Jim Henson's Chairman Mao Babies

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
You, Manute Bol!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



You! Lick me!

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Jim Henson's Chairman Mao Babies

Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
:siren: PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR DESK! :siren:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I will bring you down, Johnny! :argh:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Cross-Section posted:

Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies

Jim Henson's Muppet Atrocity

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Cross-Section posted:

Oh my god, he's SNAPPED

Now I'm going to go get a LITTLE BIT of lunch! <:mad:>

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

John Murdoch posted:

Now I'm going to go get a LITTLE BIT of lunch! <:mad:>

Well...live and learn.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

And now, a firm and hearty handshake.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

People are deaaad
People are dying every daaaay

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"You know, son, 40% of all accidents..."
"Oh shut up will ya!"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah Mad Scientists; you can have a lot of fun with Mad Scientists...until someone loses an eye!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

:rant: Why do I even bother with the brainless gibbons in this stinking hole of a town?! Well I wash my hands of it! Pah!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This is one of those movies you won't put on pause when you leave the room.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I upped my contribution to the $100 level after I got the survey link because I am a weak individual and I want that t-shirt.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This is one of those movies you won't put on pause when you leave the room.

This film dares you to watch it.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

This movie stops at nothing! And stays there!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


This movie has everything, all wrong.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

This movie has everything, all wrong.

This movie is just like Citizen Kane, except it's not very good.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Did you know people compare this scene to Ben Hur? Yeah, they say: “Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks.”

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Splint Chesthair posted:

Oh, maybe. I took the last update to mean everyone should have received them by now.

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Yeah, the update Lesley sent out on Friday said everyone should have gotten it. If you don't have yours, check spam obv, but message them.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

This isn't a real movie, it's more of a movie loaf.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

So, this movie's kind of a combination of "The Tell-Tale Heart", Blithe Spirit, and... well, a piece of lint, I guess.

Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Sep 5, 2021

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.
My favorite riff from that movie is when Mickey is faffing about with those pots and Tom screams out "Get a box!"

And all the jokes about the first wife being shot while falling down the stairs or however the creepy husband claimed she died.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Maybe the movie was originally titled "Screaming; Skull".

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
Hey, it's Mickey, and he's wearing pants today!

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Martin Luther is out there nailing each thesis up individually

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