Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BULBASAUR posted:

GME + NAKD

You can still buy nakd on rh

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I know two people trying to recover or register RH accounts right now due to doge madness and the security codes, that expire in <10 minutes, are taking 20+ minutes to be texted out. So you literally can't do security verification right now.

Ugh, that sucks. Glad I had C-SPAM to get me in on this poo poo early lol.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Does pumping dogecoin have anything to do with anything or did the $GME thing get boring and peter out and now its time to be rAnDoM?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lol how long does it take for robinhood to approve accounts

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



wow, dogecoin, what a blast from the past

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

youngs: grandparent what was the Great Depression like?

olds: lol lmao

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1354947541863780365

lmao that Chamath is shilling his robinhood competitor

sofi is actually p good i've used it before

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

samantonio posted:

God Robinhood's app and site suck so much right now. I'm funding new GME options from DOGE but the money I pulled out of DOGE is nowhere right now. Still showing my equity full, but if I try to sell out some it says I have insufficient funds so it looks like the order was sent, but they haven't reconciled with their front-end to show the money deducted from my equity.

And the trade hasn't happened, I don't have the funds available in my account. Get your poo poo together RH.

edit: they finally traded it. gently caress

Options wont go through till tmrow.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




just had a thought, if one were to buy the explanation that robinhood didn't have enough cash flow to cover SEC regulations and they are currently drawing hundreds of millions in lines of credit from banks...and if one was also worried about RH restricting trades again tomorrow for the same reason...

it might not be the worst gamble to tweet elon and tell him to offer robinhood something like a $10B line of credit at 2% interest or something

the fuckhead is exactly the right combination of obscenely wealthy, petty, and pissed at RH to maybe give it a shot

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

goth smoking cloves posted:

Lol,


This guy and AOC are going to save us...

That dude wants to cut California's state taxes to 0% and institute a statewide school voucher program

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Does pumping dogecoin have anything to do with anything or did the $GME thing get boring and peter out and now its time to be rAnDoM?

its this.

I'm surprised the didn't pick garlicbreadcoin but celebrities have been tweeting about it and I guess something snapped today

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Healthy young goon goes to broker, gets pumped about massive stock gains, feels really good and changes - GAMBLING ADDICTION. Many such cases!

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

MinutePirateBug posted:

Going mad is better with company.

Eventually we will figure who the real person is who owns all these accounts.


I am clearly too passive to be the dominant personality.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ComicsintheGA/status/1354797924857892865?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

That dude wants to cut California's state taxes to 0% and institute a statewide school voucher program

California needs to openerup

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
everything is coming up DOGE

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
gently caress it invite it it's all the same, living with dogecoin the only way to stay sane

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Stereotype posted:

i'm not allowed to buy dogecoin because it is Too Real

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Reality Protester posted:

a friend of a friend made a few mill selling his esports startup and im sucking down toxic dust for peanuts

Same was fun cutting fiberglass and watching all this go down at the same time earlier today lol

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Admiral Ray posted:

i will buy $50 for $75, you won't find a better dollar on the dollar price anywahere else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

PawParole posted:

Options wont go through till tmrow.

Oh I'm aware, just getting this out prior to open.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Stereotype posted:

i remember doing this in 2008 lmao

i remmeber 911. but this much much funnier than 2008 which was frankly kinda boring

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

PostNouveau posted:

That dude wants to cut California's state taxes to 0% and institute a statewide school voucher program

also indentured servitude contracts lol

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

I'm liking this doge coin more and more, if only it was a real shiny metal disk like this and not fake credit for solving equations

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd
lmao

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


lol

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Does pumping dogecoin have anything to do with anything or did the $GME thing get boring and peter out and now its time to be rAnDoM?

normal markets are closed which leaves crypto which is open for lmaos 24/7

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

also indentured servitude contracts lol

This is the new breed of tech bro politician. Thanks Yang!

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

human garbage bag posted:

Healthy young goon goes to broker, gets pumped about massive stock gains, feels really good and changes - GAMBLING ADDICTION. Many such cases!

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




lmao they're nakedly doing this jfc

:hmbol:

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
The Loling 20s

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
I wonder what's happening right now in the not-stupid timeline

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



The market is broken from too many people buying dogecoins. Lmao

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Does pumping dogecoin have anything to do with anything or did the $GME thing get boring and peter out and now its time to be rAnDoM?

this is that part where, right before the battle, the berserkers start gnawing on their shields, cutting their own faces, and howling like mad beasts in front of the enemy

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013

goth smoking cloves posted:

Eventually we will figure who the real person is who owns all these accounts.


I am clearly too passive to be the dominant personality.

I don't know, but cumshitter is probably the unfettered ID

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

samantonio posted:

Oh I'm aware, just getting this out prior to open.

probably will be bought by Australians or germans before you can,

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I wonder if that doge meme dog is dead by now

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Warmachine posted:

lmao they're nakedly doing this jfc

:hmbol:

"our servers can't handle it!!! it's just too much volume!!!"

"sir the markets are closed, it's 8pm pst"

"oh well uh we just don't want you doing that. stop please"

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
so if the systematic risk and liquidity crisis things are true we’re basically redo 2008 but instead of repo poo poo around mortgages it’s repo poo poo around GameStop?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

human garbage bag posted:

Healthy young goon goes to broker, gets pumped about massive stock gains, feels really good and changes - GAMBLING ADDICTION. Many such cases!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply