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you did pretty good pal
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Hey, thanks! That was me Dayum that was some good doing you did! Good content for this thread.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Hey, thanks! That was me Doomguy doing that headspin dance while BLTs launch past always cracks me up
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barbecue at the folks posted:I would rather pound nails into my dick. Fleta Mcgurn posted:I'm imagining a Tex Avery-style cartoon of this scenario set to "Funiculi Funicula." Hmm... I would rather pound nails in my cock What can I find inside the tool box Hammer shingles in my dingle Up my urethra 10 penny install Masonry stuck through my peepee and some thumbtacks in my balls Brute Hole Force has a new favorite as of 21:01 on Dec 28, 2018 |
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Tony Snark posted:Hmm... it is UNBELIEVABLE how much worse the version of this that doesn't say "my cock" a whole bunch of times in the middle is and I'm pretty sure this is somebody's attempt to "fix" it, and that that one was the original
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 22:31 |
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Cat Mattress coming in strong with the puns from the Politoon thread:Trogdos! posted:
Cat Mattress posted:"Hind sight is 20 20"
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 01:01 |
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Kuros posted:Cat Mattress coming in strong with the puns from the Politoon thread: another thing i am wondering is what do you think her butt smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it
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fool_of_sound posted:another thing i am wondering is what do you think her butt smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it -- neera tanden
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:28 |
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heeheehee
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:35 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:I don't want no bigfoots peeping at my titties tho sweet geek swag posted:What about sasquatches? Krankenstyle posted:*blasts through window, shakes off snow* how about yetis?
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:53 |
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Seaside Loafer posted:Try and score enough cash to get at least the townhouse to start off with and stick heirlooms in it so your next guy has some extra starting float. Always add to the starting float. Also visit the pub in london to get off with some spy women who will have your child which lets you have 2 legacy's instead of the normal 1. Try and complete the complex quest for the momento mori and you can carry that over to next captain. Pretty soon you can start with the best gun and buy the best deck gun and buy a corvette immediately on your rebirth! There are a bunch of other carry over stat upgrades as well, most of them involve ending your game though so you need to pick a good time. Angepain posted:Dad the job market just doesn't work like that anymore
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 05:40 |
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Lol
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 12:21 |
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sebmojo posted:Lol Lmao indeed
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Dungeon Ecology posted:its a living!
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 16:18 |
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fishmech posted:superior to all bullshit euro joysticks Jerry Cotton posted:oh sorry i... i didn't realize. here, this thread is for you: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856974
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 20:01 |
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Herstory Begins Now posted:/\ My all time favorite dog was the cross the Russians tried between a newfie (famous for helping drowning people) and an ovcharka (famous for biting people and being 200lbs). Apparently the hope was to breed a large dog that could handle cold water and assist in water rescues. I guess the experiments backfired because all the dog wanted to do was bite drowning people
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [20's M] saw some pretty clearly visible sex toys in the main room of my fiends [mid 20's] house. CheesyDog posted:that's the smoothest anyone's gotten a dildo behind a desk with a shoe since the Bush administration
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 04:07 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Looks like Sears is having its final death throes, as they have until 4pm today to find a buyer. Good* luck to Eddie in finding 4.6 billion dollars to buy it through his hedge fund! Volcott posted:I'll call today. Giant Metal Robot posted:You'll call now.
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I love this so loving much.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:20 |
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Fuckin flawless
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:31 |
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I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:39 |
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I forgot that ad was for Sears lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzHMmDDTBI
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:42 |
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Subjunctive posted:I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain. I’m jealous of the fact you don’t have that ad seared into your brain.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:44 |
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Subjunctive posted:I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain. They are referencing an old Sears Kenmore commercial for central AC. efb, wow that was fast
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Dixville posted:I forgot that ad was for Sears lol Oh, I wonder if that ran in Canada. It doesn’t ring a bell. Thanks!
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:48 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:They are referencing an old Sears Kenmore commercial for central AC. I found it right away because I remembered the phrase "another scorcher" and they used that as the title! Apparently I opened this thread right after that post too, I didn't realize how soon it was Actually I have magic posting powers Subjunctive posted:Oh, I wonder if that ran in Canada. It doesn’t ring a bell. Thanks! You lucky bastards. That thing played constantly when I was growing up. I guess it makes sense that it wouldn't be shown in Canada since you probably don't get a lot of heat waves!
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:56 |
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They do, they just measure them in celsius so it doesnt sound as hot.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:59 |
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i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 16:15 |
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Krankenstyle posted:i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them my brand
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Krankenstyle posted:i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them I'm lovin it
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Grassy Knowles posted:I'm lovin it Looks like this guy knows how to have it your way.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:08 |
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Where's the beef.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:32 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:Where's the beef. It was actually news when that woman died. Television ran stories on it, and newspapers had obituaries like they have for minor politicians who have shuffled off.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:52 |
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Where’s the corpse
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:54 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:my brand Say what you will, but this will never not be funny to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:56 |
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THE FRESHMAKER what's this thread about?
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 18:47 |
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Threadon: Apply directly to your forehead!
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Krankenstyle posted:i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them why do people lose their mind if you mention something from an advertisement it's not like by not mentioning it, suddenly advertising doesn't work on you
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