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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They will all come together for ROAD TO MAJORITY



This Wednesday through Saturday

http://www.roadtomajority.com/

Bringing this back up to mention that my favorite GOP operative based on evil name alone, HANS VON SPAKOVSKY, will be there.

He specializes in "vote integrity" (aka making sure there's less voting).

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I like how Virginia Foxx and Louie Gohmert are right next to each other. "Combined, our IQ is darn close to 100!"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They will all come together for ROAD TO MAJORITY



This Wednesday through Saturday

http://www.roadtomajority.com/
Brownback with dead last billing, please America don't look at Kansas please please the Laffer experiment is going fine don't look

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
live stream for Trump here

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Ivanka talking now about how traditional her father is.

EDIT: A "dreamer and a doer", here's the man himself!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Gonna take a wild guess here that Neil Young didn't approve the use of this song for Donald Trump's campaign.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I think that's the first time we've seen a Presidential candidate enter their announcement event via escalator.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I'm not sure which would be funnier, this turning out to not be an announcement that he's running or him running a serious campaign.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Trump wondering how other candidates will beat ISIS if they can't even secure air conditioning for their events.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Is Donald Trump challenging the entire world to a Royal Rumble at Summerslam?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Wow, Trump must be trolling; this is an unabashed mess not even two minutes in.

EDIT: Of course he's trolling, but I mean that he can't seriously be launching a campaign with this speech.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

"That's why we need you"

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
Did he say "they are rapists"?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
this is insane

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
#NOTALLMEXICANS (Are rapists)

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Lancelot posted:

Did he say "they are rapists"?

Yup

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
THEY BUILT A HOTEL IN SYRIA

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
The Donald is in competition with Islamic terrorists.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Oh my god, this is going to be amazing.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
oh my god

Improper Umlaut
Jun 8, 2009

Holy poo poo, this is the best announcement speech so far.

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
Iran is taking over Iraq "bigly".

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

If I was a republican candidate I would be terrified to debate him

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




this cannot be a presidential announcement.

this has to be a performance.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I tuned in and the first thing I heard was:
"ISIS has the oil, and what they don't have, Iran has. And now Iran is taking over Iraq"

Is he taking money from the al-Sauds?

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
Has he finished a sentence yet? Imagine transcribing this.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i hope someone finds the yelling guy and interviews him after this

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Someone on this forum once said that Trump views international geopolitics the way a 10 year old plays Civilization.

All this talk about how we should have the oil, I'm thinking that he just wants the production bonus to our tiles.

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
Does he know what GDP is?

Improper Umlaut
Jun 8, 2009

baw posted:

i hope someone finds the yelling guy and interviews him after this

I think there's more than one, his fans seem like they are the most rabid.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
A GDP of $0, that is pretty bad

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Obamacare!

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
This speech is literally the equivalent of sitting across the table from your worst relative on your favorite holiday. I can hear this coming from my actual grandfather right now.

EDIT: "It cost me $3." This tells me an awful lot about this man.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer
"I have so many websites"

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Trump getting annoyed at the dude who keeps screaming "WE NEED TRUMP NOW!!!"

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
"I have so many websites. It costs me three dollars."

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

donald trump could have made healthcare.gov with 3 dollars

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Love this tweet from the donald

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
1:48 PM - 22 Oct 2012


Can't wait for the republican primaries, so much free entertainment.

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