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I actually don't know remember the author or the exact text is but imagine someone circa 2006 doing their best uh... Seanbaby/Maddox/something like that impression to write like 2000 words to the effect of "Wally West is the COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE UNIVERSE because he's a master of GOESFAST, bitch! The Speed Force is just GOESFAST, and it can do anything, bitch! Fuckin' Wally West made pants out of it! PANTS OUT OF GOESFAST MOTHERFUCKER! Goesfast can kick Batman's rear end! It can do anything! Probably some casual racism or homophobia! GOESFAST, DO YOU SPEAK IT?  "Fair warning, I found it crossposted on Reddit. It's somehow longer and worse than I remembered, and I called it on casual homophobia but somehow did not cuss enough and the author shockingly resisted a lengthy Speedy Gonzales/fast twitch muscle fiber section. Now with added Archive Link! Rhyno posted:You have no idea how happy I am thatI posted this thread now. Pookie Bear posted:This needs to be placed somewhere, right next to CapnAndy's Fantastic Four idea. I could not read that without out dying. Silhouette posted:oh gently caress, this is the greatest thing i've ever read antisocial posted:It's already been said, but this post deserves even more praise. I could not stop laughing while reading this. If my sister was of legal age I'd totally let you bang her. Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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Okay ngl that post was actually kinda funny
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Nov 26, 2018 18:16
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Rhyno is revealed as the true villain of BSS as he made a thread advocating the return of Barry Allen. Rhyno you are dead to me.
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A MAN CAN CHANGE At least that does settle things that I am responsible for it. When I claimed such previously I was called a fibbing fibber. Edit: I wanted Barry back before we knew it would be so terrible! Rhyno fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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Nov 26, 2018 18:37
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Rhyno posted:A MAN CAN CHANGE You also once said nice things about Dan Slott's Spider-Man right after the Secret Wars soft reboot.
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Nov 26, 2018 18:52
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I’m curious about Andy’s fantastic four idea now
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Rhyno posted:A MAN CAN CHANGE Nah. Wanting Barry back is a bridge too far for me. Let's not even get into the part where you said you were happy Geoff Johns brought back Hal. You disgust me!
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Skwirl posted:You also once said nice things about Dan Slott's Spider-Man right after the Secret Wars soft reboot. I was also an enthusiastic drunk for close to a decade.
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While history has proven me right in this specific sphere (I never liked Geoff Johns or Identity Crisis, I didn't want Barry Allen or Hal Jordan back, etc.) around this same time I was loudly proclaiming on here and elsewhere that Deadpool was never going to be anything more than a niche cult character and that all of these new guys getting shots at writing for Marvel (Hickman, Fraction, Remender, Aaron, Gillen) put out bad creator owned books and are going to flame out at Marvel too.
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about but it sounds up there with the Superman Bizarro movie idea so I am just going to assume it's as stupid as that.
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Edge & Christian posted:While history has proven me right in this specific sphere (I never liked Geoff Johns or Identity Crisis, I didn't want Barry Allen or Hal Jordan back, etc.) around this same time I was loudly proclaiming on here and elsewhere that Deadpool was never going to be anything more than a niche cult character and that all of these new guys getting shots at writing for Marvel (Hickman, Fraction, Remender, Aaron, Gillen) put out bad creator owned books and are going to flame out at Marvel too. Most of us wish you had been correct about DP.
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When exactly did Harley Quinn start getting her Deadpool push?
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Good to know Rhyno (more like RhyNO more posting) pushes D_T as thread villain to cover his past posting genocides.
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Mr Hootington posted:Good to know Rhyno (more like RhyNO more posting) pushes D_T as thread villain to cover his past posting genocides. The symbiote is attached to him now.
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Since miracle man and the vision were tom king working theough family issues caused by his time in the CIA. Is HiC about the time he trained a terrorist to kill a bunch of people?
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Edge & Christian posted:While history has proven me right in this specific sphere (I never liked Geoff Johns or Identity Crisis, I didn't want Barry Allen or Hal Jordan back, etc.) around this same time I was loudly proclaiming on here and elsewhere that Deadpool was never going to be anything more than a niche cult character and that all of these new guys getting shots at writing for Marvel (Hickman, Fraction, Remender, Aaron, Gillen) put out bad creator owned books and are going to flame out at Marvel too.
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Wheat Loaf posted:When exactly did Harley Quinn start getting her Deadpool push? Either during when Suicide Squad started being advertised or just after her New 52 redesign. I don't recall which. (I think it's the former but my sense of time for this stuff is screwed up now)
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So after reading most of Snyder’s NU52 run (which I actually loved) and all the classic Batman graphic novels (TDKR, year one, killing joke, long Halloween etc) I’m finally reading Morrison’s run of the character. I got vol 1 of the Morrison Omnibus and...holy poo poo I love it! I adore the way Morrison writes both Batman and Bruce. So far I’m just getting through the Batman and Son portion but it’s so well written and the artwork is stellar. I haven’t read King’s take on the character for the Rebirth run, but are there any other authors that make Batman as interesting as Morrison does?
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Wheat Loaf posted:When exactly did Harley Quinn start getting her Deadpool push? I'd say it was in 2013, when the Conner/Palmiotti ongoing started.
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Better the GoesFast block than the Attosecond cheese.
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chaosapiant posted:So after reading most of Snyder’s NU52 run (which I actually loved) and all the classic Batman graphic novels (TDKR, year one, killing joke, long Halloween etc) I’m finally reading Morrison’s run of the character. I got vol 1 of the Morrison Omnibus and...holy poo poo I love it! I adore the way Morrison writes both Batman and Bruce. So far I’m just getting through the Batman and Son portion but it’s so well written and the artwork is stellar. I haven’t read King’s take on the character for the Rebirth run, but are there any other authors that make Batman as interesting as Morrison does? Tom King is right up there with Morrison to me. I’m excited to hear more about your read through of Morrison’s Batman. That’s a really good omnibus, and was worth double dipping after owning the monthly issues.
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chaosapiant posted:So after reading most of Snyder’s NU52 run (which I actually loved) and all the classic Batman graphic novels (TDKR, year one, killing joke, long Halloween etc) I’m finally reading Morrison’s run of the character. I got vol 1 of the Morrison Omnibus and...holy poo poo I love it! I adore the way Morrison writes both Batman and Bruce. So far I’m just getting through the Batman and Son portion but it’s so well written and the artwork is stellar. I haven’t read King’s take on the character for the Rebirth run, but are there any other authors that make Batman as interesting as Morrison does? Dini's run was a ton of enjoyable issues and his Joker Christmas issue is one of the best Joker stories.
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Yeah Dini’s wasn’t mind-blowing but it was a lot of fun (especially that Christmas issue) and gave us professional super villain lair contractor The Carpenter
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Denny O'Neal and Neal Adams stories in the 70s were very good too.
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I don’t like King’s Batman run so much. It’s interesting how large some of the stories are, like the Poison Ivy arc, but fight scenes that are just pages of grunting turn me off. I’d rather, I dunno, read something. I quite like Heroes In Crisis, though, for some reason. It’s both a very cheesily of-the-moment event book and a decent superhero mystery, so far. I’d say I’m just angry about Batwedding but I felt this way several issues before it was revealed to be a nothing burger.
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Give Moench/Kelly Batman run a shot. It is even been collected finally
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Madkal posted:Give Moench/Kelly Batman run a shot. It is even been collected finally Just looked at the two collected versions on Amazon and it seems to be a horror-themed Batman? I can get down with that!
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Given his handling of Booster Gold and his Batman run, I don't think he should be allowed to really touch A or B listers. He definitely has good story ideas, but I think they're better served with original characters or in something divorced from canon
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chaosapiant posted:Just looked at the two collected versions on Amazon and it seems to be a horror-themed Batman? I can get down with that! Their stuff definitely leans hard into the gothic horror aspect of the character, but Moench was trying to figure out a balance between Bruce and Batman in the run and it was an interesting balancing act. The story lines are mostly three or two parters and no real over arching storylines but it's got some good character moments.
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Onmi posted:Correction and update. What a twist! I haven't been paying attention at all to HiTC, sorry HiC, was Psycho Pirate or his mask used as a means of therapy at least brought up once and never brought up again in true Scooby Doo fashion? Or did it go full pants on head Identity Crisis and just pull it from the nethers and go TA DAAAAAAAAA!?
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Jiro posted:What a twist! I haven't been paying attention at all to HiTC, sorry HiC, was Psycho Pirate or his mask used as a means of therapy at least brought up once and never brought up again in true Scooby Doo fashion? It was originally from Batman when it he used to to try and help heal Gotham Girl's mental issues.
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Jiro posted:What a twist! I haven't been paying attention at all to HiTC, sorry HiC, was Psycho Pirate or his mask used as a means of therapy at least brought up once and never brought up again in true Scooby Doo fashion? I'm not reading HiC but (and I am not sure this is really spoiler worthy but whatever) Psycho Pirates mask was used in King's Batman run at the beginning to cure Gotham Girl of her anxiety and depression following the death of her brother
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I don't think that's the Psycho Pirate mask. On the cover of the first issue it shows multiple of those AI things with a similar looking anonymous golden mask and I suppose patients would wear those to remain anonymous. Unless Batman mass produced Psycho Pirate masks.
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Two Tone Shoes posted:I don't think that's the Psycho Pirate mask. On the cover of the first issue it shows multiple of those AI things with a similar looking anonymous golden mask and I suppose patients would wear those to remain anonymous. Unless Batman mass produced Psycho Pirate masks. Wally has been using Sanctuary’s “Chamber” to create holograms of Linda, Iris, and Jai. It’s implied he did… something… and tried too hard to get them back, and that’s why everyone at Sanctuary died. He found Roy Harper’s body, cradled it, and sobbed about how he just didn’t want to be alone. And then Harley bashed him in the head with her mallet, probably killing him. 
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Onmi posted:Mega spoilers I don't want to requote Ah. Well then. I think I'm very glad I did not give DC any money for this and am unbelievably disappointed in everything in these words. Like, there's no value in that scene. Is the point to be senseless? Oh well. Maybe Tom King just wants other people besides himself to be depressed and wants to add me to his number. I wonder if making Wally responsible for the deaths of dozens of heroes is DC's way of levelling the playing field between him and Barry. To this day people bring up how Barry's return caused so much harm and agony and damage and he got off scotfree and now here's Wally, doing something terrible and horrible because he lost his family and now they can just call anyone they like hypocrites for it. Man. I'm in such a bad mood now. I know it's just dumb comics and it'll be glossed over in a few years but it feels like such betrayal. Like they just outright hate me, personally, and the things I like and they make their decisions explicitly to ruin my day. Two Tone Shoes fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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I don't know why DC decided to make another Identity Crisis. This also makes me not want to pick up anything else written by King, because at this point everything is just misery porn.
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Are all these black bars from tomorrow's HIC issue? edit: Sandman sale for anyone who wants to check out the new series'. https://www.comixology.com/Sandman-Sale/page/20230 Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Are all these black bars from tomorrow's HIC issue? Yes.
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