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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


MrQwerty posted:

PECKSNIFF :argh:

Seth is the only thing between this forum and the slavering crews of FYAD and SAD. Show some respect.

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Do not do this

don't do what?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i'm freakin frotting with rage rn

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

long weekend over here

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

long weekend over here

hell yeah, same

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BBQs, Beers, and Bike Rides :cool:

the three B's

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



🅱️

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
boobs blunts and butts bro

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

🅱️oners, 🅱️epis, and 🅱️ananas

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I worked from home every day this week and now I'm going stir crazy, haven't left the house all week & it feels like I'm in pandemic times again.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
go to the gym

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

go to the gym

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Never been a gym person I work out @ home because I don't like being flirted with

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



at least go on a walk

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
took a nice walk today

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

Never been a gym person I work out @ home because I don't like being flirted with

actually same lol. i have a barbell/dumbbells and a rack. only go to the gym for climbing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

deep dish peat moss posted:

I worked from home every day this week and now I'm going stir crazy, haven't left the house all week & it feels like I'm in pandemic times again.
get a rescue dog

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



The last time I went on a walk I started zig-zagging north/south through my neighborhood covering blocks between major streets and got to see a human turd the actual size of a pringles can technically on someone's lawn surrounded by capless, used sharps and a giant piss stain.
You never know what u will find.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i like being flirted with.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

MrQwerty posted:

The last time I went on a walk I started zig-zagging north/south through my neighborhood covering blocks between major streets and got to see a human turd the actual size of a pringles can technically on someone's lawn surrounded by capless, used sharps and a giant piss stain.
You never know what u will find.

you should have taken a picture, could you maybe draw us one?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


kntfkr posted:

i like being flirted with.

go have another cookie 🐷🐷🐷

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



MrQwerty posted:

The last time I went on a walk I started zig-zagging north/south through my neighborhood covering blocks between major streets and got to see a human turd the actual size of a pringles can technically on someone's lawn surrounded by capless, used sharps and a giant piss stain.
You never know what u will find.

This reminds me of when I went to the nice park near my home for the first time and found a bag that someone had clearly used to take a massive poo poo into, the outside world is filled with miracles

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


i made a quick one so i could get the scale in my mind

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

kntfkr posted:

i like being flirted with.

I have a job where I talk on the phone occasionally to our sales agents & customers and I'm cursed with a sexy voice and I legit hate how often they feel the need to comment on it or get all giggly and ask what office I work in and tell me when they'll be in the office

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Luvcow posted:



i made a quick one so i could get the scale in my mind

Reported for being a Valko alt

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Is that supposed to be a turd? I don’t understand what’s happening.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Luvcow posted:



i made a quick one so i could get the scale in my mind

just think about the size of a pringles can in relation to an insulin syringe laying next to its cap

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I think I could fill a Pringles can with a Monday morning poo poo.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Pope Corky the IX posted:

I think I could fill a Pringles can with a Monday morning poo poo.

yeah but a single, solid loaf?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I’ll get back to you in a few weeks.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Pope Corky the IX posted:

I think I could fill a Pringles can with a Monday morning poo poo.

I’m gonna assume you hold in your weekend shits so you can poop on company time

Im on salary so I just poo poo whenever/wherever

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


BLT time

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
that really is impressive to think about it being one solid form

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Reported for being a Valko alt

i'm not nearly violent or aggressive or enough

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I have a job where I talk on the phone occasionally to our sales agents & customers and I'm cursed with a sexy voice and I legit hate how often they feel the need to comment on it or get all giggly and ask what office I work in and tell me when they'll be in the office

yeah im cursed w being the sexy one in the office. someone touched my hair and im like i know im sexy but hands off!!!!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Luvcow posted:

that really is impressive to think about it being one solid form

yeah it was wild, I saw it and then like 3 seconds later the smell hit

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Luvcow posted:



i made a quick one so i could get the scale in my mind

:catstare:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



also one time i went to get in my car and go to the store and the gate of my truck bed was not secured properly and held in by the no-window frame of the camper window, which is not how I drive around

there was a used condom on the ground right there

the wonders of life in the hood

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

dreezy posted:

yeah im cursed w being the sexy one in the office. someone touched my hair and im like i know im sexy but hands off!!!!!

It's the worst. Also I'm a sexy mid-30s guy with the good kind of dad vibes & work in an office that's like 90% younger women so I can't escape it. They all bring me food and stuff constantly and are extremely nice to me. I hate it!!!!

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Apr 6, 2011

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deep dish peat moss posted:

It's the worst. Also I'm a sexy mid-30s guy with the good kind of dad vibes & work in an office that's like 90% younger women so I can't escape it. They all bring me food and stuff constantly and are extremely nice to me. I hate it!!!!

You ever try gaining 40lbs and losing your hair?

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