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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Capt. Sticl posted:

They're my books.

You better not screw up again, or I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle! :cop:

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 22:16

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library fella.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 00:22

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 02:01

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Gyshall posted:

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 03:30

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Hank Morgan posted:

Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library fella.

That whole scene was one of the best, if not the actual best, scene in an American comedy TV show of a guy playing something so perfectly straight.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:04

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Sash! posted:

That whole scene was one of the best, if not the actual best, scene in an American comedy TV show of a guy playing something so perfectly straight.

You're a comedian? You make people laugh? You think this is all a big joke, dontcha?

# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:08

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

"While you're thinking about that, think about this" is something I say a lot thanks to that scene.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 13:23

fuckpot: May 20, 2007; Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta

Stare-Out posted:

"While you're thinking about that, think about this" is something I say a lot thanks to that scene.

Same, but I got it from Shawshank Redemption.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 14:56

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Stare-Out posted:

"While you're thinking about that, think about this" is something I say a lot thanks to that scene.

Maybe that turns you on, Stare-Out. Maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 16:58

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

I remember when the librarian was a much older woman. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:40

Not An Irish Monk: May 1, 2009

e:nevermind!

# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:51

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

"Newman died?!"

# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:55

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Did you hear about Newman?

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 16, 2014 20:01

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

It's a hoax!

GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANCER! :supaburn:

# ? Mar 16, 2014 20:10

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

It's a hoax!

GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANCER!

The cancer bit? It was edgy, it wasn't my sort of thing, but some of those people out there, they really liked it.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 20:23

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hey, it's George.

I've got nothing to say.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 18:33

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out!?

Why did you have to destroy TWENTY-FIVE computers?!?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 19:50

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

A muffin top store?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 05:47

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

potee posted:

Hey, it's George.

I've got nothing to say.

Hey, you got some calls: George, George, Elaine, George again, Elaine, Newman - that was a crank call...

# ? Mar 20, 2014 06:48

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

Criminal Minded posted:

Hey, you got some calls: George, George, Elaine, George again, Elaine, Newman - that was a crank call...

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 10:33

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 15:46

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out!?

Why did you have to destroy TWENTY-FIVE computers?!?

Now you listen to me: I owe you one.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 15:48

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Now you listen to me: I owe you one.

potee, shiksa appeal is a myth - like The Yeti, or his North American cousin, The Sasquatch.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 17:34

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?

Agh.

Can't.

Dammit.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 18:04

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

My HOME, Elaine! Where I sleep, and come to play with my toys.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 20:50

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

Mission accomplished! Back to base Joe!

# ? Mar 20, 2014 20:53

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

More heavy wine?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:08

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

You know that batter is like 30 years old? :raise:

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:09

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

What kind of a woman drinks an entire box of wine?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:22

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

We've got Al Jolson here! Al Jolson!

# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:22

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Red posted:

potee, shiksa appeal is a myth - like The Yeti, or his North American cousin, The Sasquatch.

I RENOUNCE JUDAISM!

# ? Mar 21, 2014 11:01

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

mojo1701a posted:

I RENOUNCE JUDAISM!

I'M A MAN!

# ? Mar 21, 2014 13:01

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

esperantinc posted:

I'M A MAN!

It's gotta be somewhere; look under his mattress.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 13:42

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

I am lying down. I am trapped under a funky mattress. You gotta go get a doctor or at least come over and roll this thing off of me.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 17:22

fuckpot: May 20, 2007; Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta

I was visiting some British friends and we were talking about TV shows. Seinfeld came up and my mate who is twenty had never heard of it. I was amazed. I knew it wasn't overly popular there, but really?

So I asked his dad about it, and he also hadn't heard of it. Didn't ring a bell. I even showed him a picture of Jerry Seinfeld from the era and he didn't recognise him.

To me, that was like someone not knowing who The Beatles are. I really couldn't believe it. Does Seinfeld have that little penetration over there?

# ? Mar 21, 2014 17:52

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

fuckpot posted:

I was visiting some British friends and we were talking about TV shows. Seinfeld came up and my mate who is twenty had never heard of it. I was amazed. I knew it wasn't overly popular there, but really?

So I asked his dad about it, and he also hadn't heard of it. Didn't ring a bell. I even showed him a picture of Jerry Seinfeld from the era and he didn't recognise him.

To me, that was like someone not knowing who The Beatles are. I really couldn't believe it. Does Seinfeld have that little penetration over there?

It seems like most of the time, sitcoms in the US aren't just aired in their original forms in foreign countries. They remake them for each country because apparently there is a lot of tweaking to be done so that the references/storylines/etc actually make sense wherever the show is airing.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 17:54