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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

oh well indiegogo probably woudlnt cancel it unless the project was "$1 million and i'll send you some pebbles"

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:08

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:12

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

MrMoo posted:

photoshop out the power strip,

this makes me miss regretsy

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:27

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

crowdfund my pump and dump cryptocurrency!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z77gRtOhF_M

god help us

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:31

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Rick Ross Ulbricht posted:

crowdfund my pump and dump cryptocurrency!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z77gRtOhF_M

god help us

quote:

"In terms of wallet functionality, modularity, security, and sheer performance, the Goldcoin wallet will be unrivaled. Block download times will also be decreased considerably thanks to on-the-fly compression and multi-threaded download capability." ~ Akumaburn

gently caress lol

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:35

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

indie gogo is poo poo

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:37

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

doob is the superior kickstarter

# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:24

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

welcome to cryptotown aka the memeplex aka "Civilization 2.0 - Memetic Engineering, CryptoTown on the Ground, Open Collaboration, Create, Connect, Converge"

in cryptotown we must prepare our kids for the future by teaching them basic

razorscooter fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 17, 2015

# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:59

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

I genuinely can't tell if that guy is schizophrenic or not

# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:15

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

i'm the "Memetic Engineering 101" written on a ripped up cardboard box

# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:37

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

i'm also the triangles

# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:39

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

i'm the

code:

natural leaders -> cats

mindmap

# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:02

cool biRd pics: Aug 28, 2009; you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/938775984/bad-rear end-babes

# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:06

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

pure art

# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:15

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

idea: a pressure plate that goes under the bed so you know if your cat i hiding under there

# ? Feb 17, 2015 04:04

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

duTrieux. posted:

idea: a pressure plate+noisemaker that goes under the bed so you know your cat isnt hiding under there

# ? Feb 17, 2015 04:22

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

duTrieux. posted:

idea: a pressure plate that goes under the bed so you know if your cat i hiding under there

lol

no but for serious you need a laser rangefinder or a microwave motion detector

but lasers

# ? Feb 17, 2015 05:10

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i did some thinking and i've settled on a set of 4 bed risers. they can create an invisible fence (laser, infrared, whatever) to detect things entering and exiting, and also some weight sensors to determine whether the cat is up in the box spring. (also to link into the current health craze, "weigh yourself while you sleep", whatever)

# ? Feb 17, 2015 05:42

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

i'll make some mock ups for the smartphone app

# ? Feb 17, 2015 05:43

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Vicas posted:

i'll make some mock ups for the smartphone app

there needs to be a tare button that resets the fence and weight, you just press that if you store stuff under the bed or through laundry on the bed

# ? Feb 17, 2015 05:47

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

duTrieux. posted:

there needs to be a tare button that resets the fence and weight, you just press that if you store stuff under the bed or through laundry on the bed

that's a stretch goal

# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:39

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

there needs to be gamification and social network integration

ill start _{the wiki for} coming up with achievements

# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:46

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

microphones, one in each base pillar, to determine whether a cat horks down there and approximately where

# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:30

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

and then you get to the rotating knives

# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:31

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

duTrieux. posted:

microphones, one in each base pillar, to determine whether a cat horks down there and approximately where

roomba api integration stretch goal spotted

# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:32

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

i have a kickstarter planned

if you can make a bad 3D model and want to be part of SA fail history PM me

# ? Feb 17, 2015 11:03

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

i will pay part sweat equity,plus triple what the guy on fiverr.com was charging

# ? Feb 17, 2015 11:06

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Please let it be for the Zyborne Clock mmorpg

# ? Feb 17, 2015 14:21

cool biRd pics: Aug 28, 2009; you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

somebody already did 3d printed goatse and tubgirl christmas ornaments

# ? Feb 17, 2015 14:26

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

it would be my pleasure, kevin

# ? Feb 18, 2015 06:25

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

these cup guys have to hand blow like ten thousand cups lol

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/northdrinkware/north-drinkware-mt-hood-the-oregon-pint-glass

all their backers are going to get hand blown (in china) cups probably

# ? Feb 18, 2015 08:24

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

Stereotype posted:

all their backers are going to get hand blown

well which is it, make up your mind

# ? Feb 18, 2015 11:47

LOOK I AM A TURTLE: May 22, 2003; "I'm actually a tortoise."; Grimey Drawer

i didnt read much of this, but it has some good pictures: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1623845638/zrro-touch-your-tv-from-the-couch

# ? Feb 18, 2015 16:12

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

i didnt read much of this, but it has some good pictures: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1623845638/zrro-touch-your-tv-from-the-couch

ou, ya!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 16:16

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

i didnt read much of this, but it has some good pictures: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1623845638/zrro-touch-your-tv-from-the-couch

lol why http://www.reddit.com/search?q=zrro

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:05

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

oh yeah that seems great, pushing buttons in a smart phone game is already so great i can only imagine it's improved by having to look at a separate screen and figure out where to touch on a blank screen

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:21

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Boxturret posted:

oh yeah that seems great, pushing buttons in a smart phone game is already so great i can only imagine it's improved by having to look at a separate screen and figure out where to touch on a blank screen

did you even look at the page

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:24

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

quote:

the first multi-touch technology that precisely senses conductive objects (like fingers) up to 1.2 inches away from the pad with sub-pixel resolution.

Yeah, I don't believe that's actually working for a minute. BACKED BY ADVANCED ALGORITHMS.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:48

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sham bam bamina! posted:

did you even look at the page

yes

did i read anything

no

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:51

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

i wouldn't understand how to "precisely senses conductive objects (like fingers) up to 1.2 inches away from the pad with sub-pixel resolution"

5" screen at 1080p we're talking about precision better than 5 thou

oh, and it supports 4k output

# ? Feb 18, 2015 17:51

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Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

JawnV6 posted:

i wouldn't understand how to "precisely senses conductive objects (like fingers) up to 1.2 inches away from the pad with sub-pixel resolution"

5" screen at 1080p we're talking about precision better than 5 thou

oh, and it supports 4k output

when you're making poo poo up whole cloth you might as well go full retard

# ? Feb 18, 2015 19:33

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