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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Grand Fromage posted:

Thai is the most absurd writing system I have seen. It looks like it shouldn't be but read about how it actually works and you'll be shocked anyone there is literate.

Oh sure like Tamil is any better.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


FAUXTON posted:

Oh sure like Tamil is any better.

I don't know anything about Tamil but all the writing systems in that area are related so it's probably the same bullshit. Is Tamil tonal? That's an additional fun part.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't know anything about Tamil but all the writing systems in that area are related so it's probably the same bullshit. Is Tamil tonal? That's an additional fun part.

No but there's lingering issues about present tense being a somewhat recent addition.

Barto
Dec 27, 2004
I do a lot of writing in Chinese, and adding spaces would be a total pain in the rear end.

Also, it's beyond unnecessary.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
A boustrephonic pictographic abjad would give somebody a skin rash just looking at it.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I don't think spacing is unnecessary in Chinese but I do think a lot of the issues with compounds are more problems for beginning learners than for native speakers. If your vocabulary is good, then the compounds are obvious, but when you're first starting out 馬桶 and 中古胎 are loving baffling.

Jeek
Feb 15, 2012

Atlas Hugged posted:

I don't think spacing is unnecessary in Chinese but I do think a lot of the issues with compounds are more problems for beginning learners than for native speakers. If your vocabulary is good, then the compounds are obvious, but when you're first starting out 馬桶 and 中古胎 are loving baffling.

Chinese is my native language and I don't even know what 中古胎 is. That's "used tire" right?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Jeek posted:

Chinese is my native language and I don't even know what 中古胎 is. That's "used tire" right?

Correct. I saw signs for it all over the place along truck routes in Taiwan and when I first noticed it I knew just enough characters to guess it was some kind of ancient Chinese fetus. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was just advertising shops for second hand tires.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

FAUXTON posted:

No but there's lingering issues about present tense being a somewhat recent addition.

:justpost:

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

FAUXTON posted:

No but there's lingering issues about present tense being a somewhat recent addition.

So you're saying that the adoption of the present tense in Tamil is imperfect?

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

feedmegin posted:

Well, Populusque - -que on the end of a word in Latin means 'and <word>', but it's not a separate word itself.

peer posted:

Has there ever been a more contentious "and" than filioque

This reminds me of Cicero writing to a friend (according to wikipedia, it's ad Marcum Brutum, §154) about how odd it is that "que" and "cum" and so on are added to the end of a word rather than in front, and Cicero remarking that saying "with us" in Latin (Nobiscum) would be rather obscene if the grammar were the other way around (Cum nobis). This is because "cum nobis" would sound close to "cunno bis" which translates as "In the oval office, twice."

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I don't know how language ever got off the grounds. Seems overly complicated.

I for one long for a simpler time of grunting and waving your arms around wildly. Kids back then didn't talk back to their parents, though admittedly mostly because they couldn't.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Aug 7, 2016

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


FreudianSlippers posted:

I don't know how language ever got off the grounds. Seems overly complicated.

I for one long for a simpler time of grunting and waving your arms around wildly. Kids back then didn't talk back to their parents, though admittedly mostly because they couldn't.

Well, you only have a limited repertoire of dick jokes if you're restricted to simple gestures.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Jazerus posted:

Well, you only have a limited repertoire of dick jokes if you're restricted to simple gestures.

You'd be surprised.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Farting is always funny.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Jazerus posted:

Well, you only have a limited repertoire of dick jokes if you're restricted to simple gestures.

I've got all the dick jokes I'll ever need, right here in my pants.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Pretty major archaeological find in Serbia, 4th century golden and silver curse tablets in the Roman necropolis in Viminacium, the contents of which provide rather interesting insights about the expansion of Christianity and coexistence of Christians and pagans. In addition, there's a number of tablets that are either magical symbols or written in a coded language (or gibberish, I guess).

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/roman-curse-tablets-made-gold-discovered-viminacium-serbia-n623426 (The only article I could find in English so far, not a very good one, sorry)

One of the tablets, with the symbols traced to make them easier to see:

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


In 10 20 50 years when they get published, the "Boo" tablets will be our best examples of Balkan curses.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Jeek
Feb 15, 2012

Jaramin posted:

In 10 20 50 years when they get published, the "Boo" tablets will be our best examples of Balkan curses.

More like boob tablets IMO. Or just funny face tablet, as showcased above.

PS - Shame on you all for photoshopping when the original face is vastly superior:



:colbert:

Jeek fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Aug 8, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Bucklius was cursed with immortality for this art, but assured himself that with 1600 years of practice he'd surely get better.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

:drat:


Um... OK?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


on languages, it's believed the Germanic languages had a significant non-indo-european substrate, because their grammar is radically simplified and a lot of the native vocabulary has no connection to other indo-euro languages

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_substrate_hypothesis

Grand Fromage posted:

the Proto-Indo-European people who likely lived in roughly Ukraine, north/northeast of the Black Sea.

the homonazi language family

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
I think most linguists prefer to look for IE etymologies for the supposed substrate words, because most of the other hypotheses are either extremely tentative or extremely silly. The Germanic languages are definitely weird, but weird things happen to languages all the time.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
german still has the accusative of time though, which along with the accusative of emphasis is IE as fuuuuuuck :dva:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
If anyone else in this thread listens to Hardcore History still, the 3rd episode on the Persians is finally out! I found out about Dan Carlin thanks to this thread, and while I'm skeptical about some things he says, overall I find him to be amazingly entertaining. I'll be riding from the Bay Area to LA tomorrow, so I might just listen to the new episode all the way down Pacific Coast Highway.

We finally get to meet every fascists favorite people, the Lacedemonians!

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Ashur and Nineveh sure are cool place names. I bet Gary Gygax wishes he'd come up with those.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Ancient near eastern words sound universally cool and it's a travesty that (I think?) barely anything from those languages survived to the present day.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


One of the little things I liked in Morrowind was using Assyrian style names and art for the Dwemer.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

How did Greeks make cheese and how common an activity was it?

I'm having a hard time figuring out how they could have chilled the cheese which from what I've heard is a pretty essential part of the process. Caves aren't that common so I'm guessing they can't have depended solely on caves to make cheese since it's cited as a staple food and a common element in the diet of warriors.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

I imagine they would have used a cellar if there were no readily available caves.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

LLSix posted:

How did Greeks make cheese and how common an activity was it?

I'm having a hard time figuring out how they could have chilled the cheese which from what I've heard is a pretty essential part of the process. Caves aren't that common so I'm guessing they can't have depended solely on caves to make cheese since it's cited as a staple food and a common element in the diet of warriors.

If you dig a deep enough hole in the ground and give it a roof, you'll get the same sort of natural cooling as a cave has. Usually if you're only going down 10 feet or less, it won't be as cool as the cave will get you, but it still can be more than enough to handle traditional cooling needs.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I've understood that they ate a lot of cheese, because so many of them were goatherds.

Did they only eat beef from sacrifices?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah caves/cellars. You don't need any modern technology to make cheese, there's still plenty of cheese being made the old way and sitting around in some French dude's cave. They probably would've been eating a lot of hard cheeses like Parmesan which stay good for ages.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah caves/cellars. You don't need any modern technology to make cheese, there's still plenty of cheese being made the old way and sitting around in some French dude's cave. They probably would've been eating a lot of hard cheeses like Parmesan which stay good for ages.

Perfect nickname to impart this knowledge!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


LLSix posted:

How did Greeks make cheese and how common an activity was it?

I'm having a hard time figuring out how they could have chilled the cheese which from what I've heard is a pretty essential part of the process. Caves aren't that common so I'm guessing they can't have depended solely on caves to make cheese since it's cited as a staple food and a common element in the diet of warriors.

Aside from a hole in the ground, Greece and Anatolia are quite mountainous and the Greeks mined the poo poo out of the region, so there were plenty of "caves" around.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah caves/cellars. You don't need any modern technology to make cheese, there's still plenty of cheese being made the old way and sitting around in some French dude's cave. They probably would've been eating a lot of hard cheeses like Parmesan which stay good for ages.

To add to this, the Roquefort caves are right around 50F year round so yeah they just chuck that cheese in the rear end end of a cave if they don't want to dig a cellar.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jazerus posted:

Aside from a hole in the ground, Greece and Anatolia are quite mountainous and the Greeks mined the poo poo out of the region, so there were plenty of "caves" around.

And IIRC there are a lot of areas around there with very soft stone.

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