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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em



stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Saw this at the pet store just now.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

stubblyhead posted:

Saw this at the pet store just now.



"dog toy or sex toy" is starter-level pseudo-NWS

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

divabot posted:

"dog toy or sex toy" is starter-level pseudo-NWS

Maybe there is an untapped market opportunity for sex toys vaguely shaped as chew toys and sold next to other chew toys for the shy people who don't know how to work the internet.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Maybe there is an untapped market opportunity for sex toys vaguely shaped as chew toys and sold next to other chew toys for the shy people who don't know how to work the internet.

Just go to the discount store and buy whatever random object looks like it'll fit inside your rear end the best.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Karate Bastard posted:

Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

If you're brave enough.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

Liberty has hosed plenty of people, ask Afghanistan or Vietnam.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

BonHair posted:

Liberty has hosed plenty of people, ask Afghanistan or Vietnam.

:holymoley:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

BonHair posted:

Liberty has hosed plenty of people, ask Afghanistan or Vietnam.

goddamn

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Sheesh, the Boy Scouts just let in gay leaders this week, and already this is happening.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
You don't get that merit badge for knot tying by doing up your shoelaces.

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Karate Bastard posted:

Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

You must be new to the Internet.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just wait until you try using the actual internet as a dildo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Meatwave posted:

Sheesh, the Boy Scouts just let in gay leaders this week, and already this is happening.

Lemme just say I'd be a lot less hosed up than I am today if Scouting had been cool with gays when I got my Eagle. Still some of my best memories but man, they're still way behind the curve.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Chard posted:

Lemme just say I'd be a lot less hosed up than I am today if Scouting had been cool with gays when I got my Eagle. Still some of my best memories but man, they're still way behind the curve.

Are... are we still talking about dildos here?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!



:confused:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Snapchat A Titty posted:

just wait until you try using the actual internet as a dildo

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Bunk Rogers
Mar 14, 2002

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Another phallic weather map. The comments are pretty great.

http://www.nj.com/weather/index.ssf/2015/08/flood_advisory_for_parts_of_nj_this_morning.html

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

At least they've got a good sense of humor about it.

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2015/08/your_comments_your_comments_is_that_a_weather_map.html

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hit it so hard I dislocated that bitch's hip

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
Clickbaity, but here's a good list

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

In case anybody else deeply cares about authenticity in their clickbait:



(the "Elmo Experiments" image was from a worth1000 photoshop thread from 13 years ago. great job on your continued fame, meatlump)

Lazy_Liberal has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Aug 13, 2015

Fenom
Mar 23, 2007
Watching TV with my wife and noticed this, apologies for the cell phone picture.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Fenom posted:

Watching TV with my wife and noticed this, apologies for the cell phone picture.



:eyepop:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Fenom posted:

Watching TV with my wife and noticed this, apologies for the cell phone picture.



Edit: thought I was in the aug thread!

That's some fine background scenery

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Bobby Digital posted:

Edit: thought I was in the aug thread!

That's some fine background scenery

At least in that episode I believe they were back in the 50s, so it was period correct to an extent.

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Somebody wasn't paying attention to the text layout when making an ad for the next Hunger Games movie...

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

For those "I don't see it". Look at the second 0

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
10 CUNTIL DAYS

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