The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Paint my chicken coop!

Mr. Madman, the fumes are making me dizzy... :saddowns:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 04:32

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Paint my chicken coop!

Make me!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 04:34

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Your indolence is inefficacious!

Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary! :wiggle:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 04:47

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Everything Counts posted:

:gasp: So am I!

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side! :eng101:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 04:56

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That's a right triangle, you idiot! :mad:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 05:30

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!

"I don't see Prussia, Siam, or autogyro..."

# ? Apr 22, 2015 07:17

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Your indolence is inefficacious!

Your appearance is comical to me!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 09:33

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Your appearance is comical to me!

Hey Maw, get a load of that there spiky haired kid! :haw:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 11:00

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Paint my chicken coop!

Better use an oil based paint, 'cause the wood is pine!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 11:50

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Better use an oil based paint, 'cause the wood is pine!

♫ Ponderosa Pine ♬ :swoon:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 12:00

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Hey Maw, get a load of that there spiky haired kid!

Right next to that thur pointy hairdid little girl?

# ? Apr 22, 2015 12:08

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Skeesix posted:

Right next to that thur pointy hairdid little girl?

Im'ma git me a picture of these crazy critters! :haw:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 12:54

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Skeesix posted:

Right next to that thur pointy hairdid little girl?

The last pineapple! And plenty ripe too!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 12:57

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

The last pineapple! And plenty ripe too!

I've got enough gazpacho for everyone!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 13:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DizzyBum posted:

I've got enough gazpacho for everyone!

Go back to Russia!

For the longest time, I thought gazpacho really was Russian because of this joke. :shobon:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 14:02

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

DrBouvenstein posted:

For the longest time, I thought gazpacho really was Russian because of this joke.

How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid? :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 22, 2015 14:47

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Jorghnassen posted:

How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 15:16

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

DrBouvenstein posted:

Go back to Russia!

For the longest time, I thought gazpacho really was Russian because of this joke.

you buy it! you buy it!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 15:40

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

The Nastier Nate posted:

you buy it! you buy it!

Me so litigious!

# ? Apr 22, 2015 21:15

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

The last pineapple! And plenty ripe too!

I'm not fruit, I'm a goon.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Monday_ posted:

I'm not fruit, I'm a goon.

Go commit your hate crimes somewhere else, Fark :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:44

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Monday_ posted:

I'm not fruit, I'm a goon.

I'm a pop sensation!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 01:10

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

PT6A posted:

I'm a pop sensation!

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974! It's a scientific fact!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:16

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

After The War posted:

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974! It's a scientific fact!

Hello, everybody! I'm Archie Bell and I'm also the Drells! We've got a new song called "Tighten Up," and this is the music you tighten up with!

Been laughing at this for 20 years and just found out last month that it's a real song.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:46

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Everything Counts posted:

Been laughing at this for 20 years and just found out last month that it's a real song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy-6_fyuHAc

My actual reaction..

# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:57

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Martytoof posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy-6_fyuHAc

My actual reaction..

Martytoof, let Everything Counts tell the story!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 12:31

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

York_M_Chan posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 13:33

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

TMMadman posted:

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

York_M_Chan posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

One groom? Two grooms?!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

One groom? Two grooms?!

Wedding after wedding after wedding...

# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

I'm a pop sensation!

The bubbles are burning my tongue! :supaburn:

# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Been laughing at this for 20 years and just found out last month that it's a real song.

Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:04

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

Hello, everybody! I'm Archie Bell and I'm also the Drells! We've got a new song called "Tighten Up," and this is the music you tighten up with!

Been laughing at this for 20 years and just found out last month that it's a real song.

Anybody here like the Doobie brothers? Because we've got one of them!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:46

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Root Bear posted:

The bubbles are burning my tongue!

And drink naught, but burning hot cola.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:15

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

gingerberger posted:

And drink naught, but burning hot cola.

It was gingerberger who did it! That gingerberger!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:21

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wedding after wedding after wedding...

My names already Nate Fruitbat Foxtrot Woodchuck Fart Hell Bouvenstein, from now on I'm only marrying for love...and possibly once more for money.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:38

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Root Bear posted:

The bubbles are burning my tongue!

Dying tickles!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:11

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Anybody here like the Doobie brothers? Because we've got one of them!

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing...
Take my hand with your glove of love!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

Dying tickles!

Death stalks you at every turn!

Ahhhhhh! Gah! There it is! DEAAATH!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing...
Take my hand with your glove of love!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:43

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

I'm not fruit, I'm a goon.

Can't you be both, like the late Earl Warren?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:23

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DrBouvenstein posted:

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing...
Take my hand with your glove of love!

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight DrBouvenstein, but count me out!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 01:34

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