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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

proof of concept posted:

I keep waiting for footage to emerge of Bannon's nose literally falling off his rotten face

poo poo, that jut made me realize who he reminded me of

the leprous father giving horrible evil advice in braveheart

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

A multimillion dollar gun that has to be replaced every twenty shots, what's not to love

But it just fires a metal rod. You can't fill it with democracy seeds like a missile.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

proof of concept posted:

I keep waiting for footage to emerge of Bannon's nose literally falling off his rotten face

I was wondering yesterday, if Bannon loses to Kushner and gets turfed from the White House how long does he last before he OD's/Liver Failure/Whatever?

The over under in my head is 17.5 months.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Gobblecoque posted:

i'm all for staying on topic, but to be fair the us military industrial complex is one of the most lol worthy things in history

We're kind of a joke. We've spent a gajillion dollars on a super advanced military and we can't even blow up an airfield.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Honestly the thought of nuclear powered rail guns and Donald Trump having control of said insane-literal doomsday weaponry is kinda a big LoL too...

Like I can't put this guy in charge of cutting his own food and he literally has the most bigly everything ever made for war.

Is him ordering air strikes without running it by congress supposed to work thus way? LoL

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/850723509370327040

Lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Thank you soldiers for pressing the button to launch to tomahawk missiles .

Truly a great sacrifice to make Raytheon stock go up!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Bareback Werewolf posted:

We're kind of a joke. We've spent a gajillion dollars on a super advanced military and we can't even blow up an airfield.

Thought experiment:

Price of the F-22 program: 66 billion dollars
Price of an F-22 aircraft: 150 million dollars

Price of the F-35 program: 1.5 trillion dollars
Price of an F-35 aircraft: 94-122 million dollars

Price of PAK FA program: 10 billion dollars
Price of a T-50 aircraft: 50 million dollars

Price of FGFA program: 30 billion dollars
Price of FGFA aircraft: 100 million dollars (estimation)

:discourse:

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
The #FireKushner bit on Twitter is amazing

https://twitter.com/Bigger_Bull/status/850524132735410176

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
The US ladies and gentlemen.
Can afford to give some Syrian goats a firework display.
Can't afford to give it's own veterans Meals on Wheels.
lol

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Bareback Werewolf posted:

We're kind of a joke. We've spent a gajillion dollars on a super advanced military and we can't even blow up an airfield.

Remember the US also gave up looking for a fucker hiding in a cave for several years.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

happyhippy posted:

Remember the US also gave up looking for a fucker hiding in a cave for several years.

Hey, he moved into a house, OK?! :(

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


happyhippy posted:

The US ladies and gentlemen.
Can afford to give some Syrian goats a firework display.
Can't afford to give it's own veterans Meals on Wheels.
lol

Lol if you ever thought the USA cared about its veterans at all.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/crehage/status/850594841872539648

Lol

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012


I'm glad his political convictions are as steadfast as his Twitter follows.

UncleMoeLester
Oct 25, 2016

Midget Fiddler
Lipstick Apathy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

oop there it go again


boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


holy poo poo that's a spicy lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Deer posted:

I'm glad his political convictions are as steadfast as his Twitter follows.

Who dat guy?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Insiders say Trump—whose aides had requested more images and fewer words in daily intelligence briefings

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Efexeye posted:

holy poo poo that's a spicy lol

I like the story how Trump sent handwritten angry letter to the guy who wrote the small weird hands joke

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Multiple letters over years including pictures of his hands, lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The right only hate george soros because he's jewish?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
in lol news

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/85...%3D4259%23pti32

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/85...%3D4259%23pti32

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/04/07/fareed-zakaria-trump-became-president-syria-newday.cnn

quote:

Zakaria: Trump just became president

CNN's Fareed Zakaria says President Trump's order to launch missiles into Syria was a major moment in the president's first term.Source: CNN

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Jfc he really honest to goodness has a counter tweet for his every move lol.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


serves to remind that these are "serious people" who have important "serious" ideas about things and how much of a joke life is lmmmaoo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/isaacstonefish/status/850152063703154690

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







That's a lot of words to say "Cuz he's Jewish"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Maybe Trump & Tillerson's wife have an arrangement where Rex gets a desk in the State Dept's basement, he can play with his trains all day, and nobody will make eye contact.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
turns out CNN was fake news all along, trump just called it too early

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TotalLossBrain posted:

Maybe Trump & Tillerson's wife have an arrangement where Rex gets a desk in the State Dept's basement, he can play with his trains all day, and nobody will make eye contact.

He gets a sweet office on the top floor with a private elevator and all the plebes who work for him are forbidden to make eye contact. That's a great gig if you ask me.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
lol jared kushner and ivanka are the actual rulers of america

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I dont care that he's (((Jewish))) but I love the fact that he drives these fucktards wild

lolbalists

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also lollin' super hard over Trump having any sort of beliefs whatsoever other than "Give me money."

KrolleBolle
Oct 26, 2005

Hello, Is this dog?

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Drunk & Ugly posted:

poo poo, that jut made me realize who he reminded me of

the leprous father giving horrible evil advice in braveheart



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Babfoon/status/850728864548503552

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
12-Dimensional mini-golf, guys:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/850785347038576640

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

hahahahaha what

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Lmao you've gotta be kidding me

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