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Someone past those quotes about horses dying because a bee flew by it and what not.
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May 31, 2016 01:26
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bunnyofdoom posted:Real talk tho horses are fragile as gently caress They only have to kick you once.
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May 31, 2016 01:27
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone past those quotes about horses dying because a bee flew by it and what not. Ruddha posted:Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died. The entire collection.
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May 31, 2016 01:27
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PYF Funny Pictures: it devolved into posting graphic pictures of dolphin pussy
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May 31, 2016 02:13
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blarzgh posted:They only have to kick you once. You don't understand. He'll just roll like in dark souls and be invincible.
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May 31, 2016 02:38
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Met posted:You don't understand. He'll just roll like in dark souls and be invincible. I assume he'll be fat-rolling?
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May 31, 2016 03:46
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May 31, 2016 05:05
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Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Even a lot of breaks wouldn't be fatal per se, it's that fixing them isn't worth the expense and hardship.
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May 31, 2016 05:44
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. There's only one way to settle this - I challenge Pick to horses at dawn Edit: 
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May 31, 2016 05:56
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Even a lot of breaks wouldn't be fatal per se, it's that fixing them isn't worth the expense and hardship. Friend's horse busted his jaw playing with a rope. He eventually recovered. I had a colt break a leg. He had two surgeries but turned out fine. Saw one walk through a closed barn door once. He was OK, but the door was a goner. People don't understand that the horse in Blazing Saddles was trained to fall on command.
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May 31, 2016 05:58
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Reminds me of an old thread where somebody thought that 4-5 unarmed MMA fighters could beat up a grizzly bear. He eventually conceded that they would be doomed and suggested a weaker opponent such as a giraffe.
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May 31, 2016 06:28
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http://i.imgur.com/Kd9Kl.gifv
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May 31, 2016 08:32
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Is "it's hard to imagine how a smart and patient gamer isn't a horse's worst nightmare" too long to fit in the thread name?
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May 31, 2016 09:39
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May 31, 2016 09:54
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. 
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May 31, 2016 11:10
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Horses are weak to lightning you say? Well that will make things even easier.
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May 31, 2016 11:20
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Geez, what other animals are weak to lightning? Being a farmer is so hard!
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May 31, 2016 11:24
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Only water and flying types.
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May 31, 2016 11:27
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bunnyofdoom posted:Real talk tho horses are fragile as gently caress Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Dude I know told me a story about a friend of his who got drunk and punched a horse in the face. Broke his hand, and the horse just kind of looked at him like "what the gently caress, dude?"
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May 31, 2016 11:49
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Even a lot of breaks wouldn't be fatal per se, it's that fixing them isn't worth the expense and hardship. Bertrand Hustle posted:Dude I know told me a story about a friend of his who got drunk and punched a horse in the face. Broke his hand, and the horse just kind of looked at him like "what the gently caress, dude?" Most horse injuries are self inflicted, because horses are dumb as hell.
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May 31, 2016 12:04
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Uh, it seems Ken M has jumped the shark.
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May 31, 2016 12:07
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Even a lot of breaks wouldn't be fatal per se, it's that fixing them isn't worth the expense and hardship. They're more prone to just getting themselves killed in really stupid ways. Like falling into the same hole multiple times. Or a river. Or a fire. Basically; Kwyndig posted:Most horse injuries are self inflicted, because horses are dumb as hell. And then yeah, it's a pain in the rear end to get the whole town together to tie a rope around your big fat dumb horse so you can haul it out of whatever stupid hell cave the moron managed to dig its self into when you turned away for three seconds and pull it out without it stressing to death.
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May 31, 2016 12:24
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They do seem pretty stupid, though. I was reading the journal of one of the early English explorers in Australia. Pretty much every entry ends with "tied the horse up next to the water hole" and the next one begins with "horse got loose and ran off to look for water. Spent the whole morning chasing it down". On second thoughts, though, maybe that reflects on the explorer and not the horse...
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May 31, 2016 12:39
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Pick posted:Hate to break it to you but horses aren't really that fragile. Even a lot of breaks wouldn't be fatal per se, it's that fixing them isn't worth the expense and hardship. To expand a bit on the hardships: The horse can't support its weight on 3 hooves alone, because its hooves would swell due to the extra load. You can't support the horse's weight by suspending it in a sling, because that would gently caress up its digestive system, and because horses are panicky idiots. Here's a link to the guardian where they go more in detail about it. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2011/sep/23/claims-five-broken-leg-horse
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May 31, 2016 12:42
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Hyperlynx posted:They do seem pretty stupid, though. I was reading the journal of one of the early English explorers in Australia. Pretty much every entry ends with "tied the horse up next to the water hole" and the next one begins with "horse got loose and ran off to look for water. Spent the whole morning chasing it down". There's this insane Russian atheist guy who used to be a political journalist who says horses can learn human language. He's even opened a special school for horses. E: forgot the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65eecQLz7E Paladinus has a new favorite as of 14:08 on May 31, 2016 |
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May 31, 2016 13:29
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Horses being weak to lightning is Dark Souls as gently caress.
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May 31, 2016 13:44
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You're supposed to unplug horses during a thunderstorm.
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May 31, 2016 14:04
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May 31, 2016 14:12
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Franchescanado posted:YouTube must be messing up your links. I think you wanted this: He's so righteous. That has got to be one of the greatest movie trailers in the history of cinema. My ex-wife and I watched it about a hundred times while waiting for the movie to come out. The movie is pretty good, but nothing could live up to that trailer; it's so good, and so quotable. "Drives a five-thousand-dollar car, and wear a hundred-dollar suit." "But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!" I love when Kung-Fu mustache busts out the fancy dance moves, and Black Dynamite just gives 'em right back. "I am smiling."
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May 31, 2016 15:40
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 Brain freeze. 
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May 31, 2016 15:42
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SkunkDuster posted:Reminds me of an old thread where somebody thought that 4-5 unarmed MMA fighters could beat up a grizzly bear. He eventually conceded that they would be doomed and suggested a weaker opponent such as a giraffe. 1 guy to pin each limb and 1 guy to go berzerk.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:08
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Context for this; noted genius/idiot Karl Pilkington commissioned a coffin for him and his girlfriend in the shape of a Twix bar.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:15
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Jun 1, 2016 01:15
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How horses run according to one man's daughter: http://i.imgur.com/le5FNrC.gifv He also made a version with music, and a bonus one about frogs: http://i.imgur.com/QFSH1a8.gifv
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Jun 1, 2016 02:14
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Stare-Out posted:Context for this; noted genius/idiot Karl Pilkington commissioned a coffin for him and his girlfriend in the shape of a Twix bar. Does ordered a double coffin for yourself and your significant other constitute a threat?
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Jun 1, 2016 02:34
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Jun 1, 2016 02:43
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Random Stranger posted:Does ordered a double coffin for yourself and your significant other constitute a threat? This is Karl Pilkington we're talking about.
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I don't care if it's just for your cronies, I'm Clan and you can't tell me what to do.
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