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You can keep that link, thank you. Keep it as far away from me as possible.
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Sep 3, 2018 21:17
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Cursed image thread is just across the hall, though!
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Sep 3, 2018 21:35
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loquacius posted:Followup from the guy posting about Masons: Upload that poo poo. I don't want to see it though, but post link.
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Sep 3, 2018 22:41
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Upload the photo, but post it over in the AUG thread. That way, we can see it over there, but you won't be exposed to it over here.
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Sep 3, 2018 22:42
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man I'm not gonna explain this poo poo out of context in a thread I don't post in    here it is though, feel free to repost it wherever if you want
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Sep 3, 2018 23:06
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Why show a fingernail for scale? Show us the mangled toe too rear end in a top hat (the fesher, not loquacius).
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Sep 3, 2018 23:22
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feedmegin posted:Your beers are about the same size coast to coast tho? One of my haunts had a 'train beer' that was teensy tiny for a buck whenever the train went by Other places the glasses are are hyoooge (shrugs)
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Sep 3, 2018 23:25
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Xun posted:Tbh I have never heard of someone getting culture shock from moving to like, maryland from California. The biggest changes I’ve heard of has been like moving from a more rural area to urban. America is loving homogenous culture wise and the argument that just because it’s geographically big it’s got just as much differences in culture as other places is loving lol You don't know poo poo Be honest, you've lived in like, 2 cities, and hate 'America' as a proxy for yourself So sorry you're boring and homogenous, Xun
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Sep 3, 2018 23:28
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loquacius posted:man I'm not gonna explain this poo poo out of context in a thread I don't post in That's it? Seriously? What the hell, I was expecting bubbling toes, dripping blood, something better than that. That's weak poo poo, fesher.
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Sep 3, 2018 23:57
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Man use that peroxide for something fun or useful! I use it to make various inorganic pigments and to gently caress some things up but mostly for pigments
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Sep 4, 2018 02:56
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I figure Freemasons are generally up to horrible poo poo not because of a conspiracy but because they're a bunch of well-off old guys with a secret club.
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Sep 4, 2018 19:12
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I just cracked up at work thinking about the dude who broke his dick on a plastic booty has his
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Sep 4, 2018 19:58
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why show a fingernail for scale? Show us the mangled toe too rear end in a top hat (the fesher, not loquacius). god loving dammit he sent me another email with an attachment on it and now I'm gonna have to open that loving thing at some point  I blame you for thisSKIPPING because they are very short: Puppetmaster reassuring us that he is still lying dormant because he is in love; someone just letting me know that there is an NSA datacenter in Utah quote:to the goon who sent in a fesh with a bunch of details from my life in an attempt to mock/not so subtly hint they have my dox: imagining an extremely chris-chan-looking goon typing this from a Bond-villain chair while stroking a cat and cackling maniacally quote:I never thought of cranking it in a movie theater until I saw Incredibles 2. I didn't, because that would have been creepy in a room full of manchildren, but still. Elastigirl hits on too many fetishes in that movie, and the way those milf hips swing is ridiculous! Yeah if your fetish is "middle-aged woman with cartoonishly-exaggerated hips and stretch powers riding a motorcycle" you are really gonna like that movie my main gripe with it is that all the voice-actors really sound ten years older than in the first movie despite it taking place like one day later
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Sep 4, 2018 20:08
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I was jerking it to elastigirl before it was cool. This is bullshit
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Sep 4, 2018 20:17
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Elastigirl confessor: Are you this guy?quote:Hence the sight of Helen, accelerating off to work, away from her justly abandoned man, in her black mask, her long tall boots, and her empowering outfit, as tight as a second skin.
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Sep 4, 2018 20:17
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Serge Painsbourg posted:Elastigirl confessor: Are you this guy? My wife took the kids to see it without me and now I'm wondering if that was on purpose
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tactlessbastard posted:My wife took the kids to see it without me and now I'm wondering if that was on purpose stretch those limbs for me baby It’s my birthday
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quote:Hmmm... I emailed Pick some links about NSA stuff (anonymously) after she made that GBS thread. I'm guessing this is about the Utah data center thing, so, that explains that quote:I have a hard time respecting my own mom, and I feel lovely about it. anon tell your mom to get a divorce What's she got to lose? You're grown up and everything (not that that matters, but The Kids are a lot of people's excuse not to end their marriages), she's obviously miserable. Tell her to get a divorce and if she tries to brush it off tell her you're serious and refuse to let the subject change. Do this enough times and either she'll listen or she'll stop talking to you about it.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:32
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quote:anon tell your mom to get a divorce What if she creates the conditional "I'll divorce if I can live with you" ? I'm not saying don't tell her to divorce because of this possibility. I'm saying to come up with your response to this possibility beforehand, whatever that response may be.
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Sep 7, 2018 00:13
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Throw momma from the train
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thoughts and prayers posted:You don't know poo poo Dude, you’re an expat....in your own country 
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Sep 7, 2018 09:24
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Freemasonry person: I've been a Freemason for 12 years, and I presume you have not. The things you describe don't match my experience at all, and I have first-hand experience with somebody who wanted to become a Freemason but then didn't because his Priest said no. So I guess my last post should have said "very few" instead of "nobody". The official position of the Catholic church on Freemasonry isn't something that lapsed in medieval times. The church has put out an official statement on it as late as 1983: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_ban_of_Freemasonry#Current_position_of_the_Church_on_Catholics_joining_the_Fraternity edit: misread the confession the first time. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Sep 7, 2018 |
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Sep 7, 2018 12:06
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loquacius posted:anon tell your mom to get a divorce her house and possessions, basically it kinda sounds like the stepson is not the only massive deadbeat in the house tbqh
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Sep 7, 2018 14:36
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The confessor made it pretty clear that she's broke. Her only other option besides staying with the rear end in a top hat is to move in with her son. Which if you love your mother, confessor, you will do if she asks. Yeah it sucks but the alternative is her staying in her abusive relationship or dying alone in destitution
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quote:Hm, Loq has challenged me to find some of his self-submits. (stylometry fessor here) I would absolutely admit publicly if you were right, I just wouldn't publicly say which one it was. But this one isn't right. Sorry! (Keep trying though, this is a fun game  )Here's that puppetmaster submission, since you asked. quote:Puppetmaster here. Rumors of my prolificity are greatly exaggerated. IIRC I sent in a fesh that I was hanging up my trolling hat because I wanted to spend time with That one didn't count, so: quote:Drinking problem goon here. Just wanted to say I haven't had a drink in a week now. I'm not giving up on alcohol, but I'm gonna try to keep it confined to weekends and special occasions. Good! Try that for a while and see how you do with it -- if you end up binging every weekend, maybe you'll need to scale it back farther, but don't worry about that just yet. Baby steps. That one was also really short, so: quote:his the lamest thing to confess but I really like doing complicated 1000 piece (or more) puzzles. I know it's a grandma thing to be into but it's really relaxing to me. I do mostly landscapes or puzzles of famous artwork so if I like the finished product I'll fix it together and put it up. I donate any puzzle I finish and don't do that with. I get and complete about 10 of them a year and keep 1 or 2. Over the last 5 years I've probably completed about 50-60 puzzles. Don't worry too much -- it's just a quirky hobby and will come off as such. How many on the wall are we talking, though? The 50-60 number seemed to be total finished, not total walled.
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Sep 9, 2018 12:53
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Sep 9, 2018 12:55
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Yeah umm...no thanks. I wasn't that curious.
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Sep 9, 2018 12:59
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The aspie husband fesh was a decent guess because it mentioned (a) being married, and (b) easy work, both of which are things I've talked about, but I don't currently have an easy job and eventually hated when I did, and my sadbrains problems do not include difficulty with social cues. So nope.
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Sep 9, 2018 13:03
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I love 1000 piece puzzles too, you're not alone grandma goon
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Sep 9, 2018 13:48
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Puzzles are a good way to pass some time, especially if the power/internet is out, but gently caress the ones where half of it is a clear blue sky. At least give me some clouds to work with.
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Sep 9, 2018 14:00
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I've seen puzzles where there's not even a picture, you're just supposed to figure it out by piece shape. Like if you tried doing a regular puzzle face down.
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Sep 9, 2018 14:09
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There are puzzles where the edge pieces have open connections so you can't rely on getting the edge first.
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Sep 9, 2018 14:37
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loquacius posted:Don't worry too much -- it's just a quirky hobby and will come off as such. How many on the wall are we talking, though? The 50-60 number seemed to be total finished, not total walled. That is kind of a lot of puzzles on the walls unless you have a whole house. Absolutely keep doing puzzles if you like them, but yeah a lot of guys are gonna be shitheads, big shock. I have some grandma hobby stuff around and it's not a big hit. Keep looking, my bestie and her husband act like 80-year-olds and do puzzles together 
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i like nice words
Xun posted:Dude, you’re an expat....in your own country What are you talking about?
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Sep 9, 2018 16:12
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Anne Whateley posted:She says she keeps 1-2 a year for the last 5 years, so 5-10. Math! Depending on how they are hung, that could be a bunch or not even noticeable. If they are all on one wall, yeah, thats kinda weird, but if they are just scattered around like they were normal wall hangings it would be pretty cool and unique.
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Sep 9, 2018 16:45
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Puzzle goon, I do the same thing but with cross stitching. I think it is pretty and if I dated someone who was skeeved by it I wouldn’t wanna date them anymore anyway. Goon with mom in abusive relationship, you are absolutely right to set boundaries with her. She is draining your mental energy so she can use it to stay with her husband. That is like 100% terrible for both of you. Set whatever boundaries you feel are appropriate (the ones you said I think are good), but be ready for mom to try and guilt you into crossing them. She’s mentally dying in a toxic relationship and you’re the only thing that’s prevented it from going completely tails up, so it’s very likely she will react poorly to you declining to be used as a spare battery anymore. Best of luck.
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RFC2324 posted:Depending on how they are hung, that could be a bunch or not even noticeable. If they are all on one wall, yeah, thats kinda weird, but if they are just scattered around like they were normal wall hangings it would be pretty cool and unique. What? It would be cooler if they were all on one wall... even cooler if there's a piece missing that you have to add and then the invisible passageway opens....
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Sep 9, 2018 18:52
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Look, maybe this is just me, but if I found someone attractive enough to visit their home, I wouldn’t be all “wait, there are puzzles on the wall? Sexual/romantic interest rescinded.”
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burial posted:Look, maybe this is just me, but if I found someone attractive enough to visit their home, I wouldn’t be all “wait, there are puzzles on the wall? Sexual/romantic interest rescinded.” What if it was wall scrolls and swords?
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