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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Kitty Burger posted:

Roger Corman has died.



He gave us the best Fantastic 4 movie and it's not even close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpmM-eTESI

I found a bootleg VHS copy at Megacon in Orlando back in 1997. Thanks to the internet you can watch the whole thing here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN0FoR_FlZg

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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Love this one, though it should say “European office at 15:00”.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

whoda thunkit posted:

Which ones are the swarthy ones? I've always wondered where I'm from but don't want to give 23 and Me my precious DNA.

Everyone to the south and/or east of your place of birth is swarthy. Only people from Svalbard are truly free from the taint of swarthiness.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Everyone to the south and/or east of your place of birth is swarthy. Only people from Svalbard are truly free from the taint of swarthiness.
The earth is spherical, so everyone is from east of their own place of birth when you think about it.

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

Came across this cursed thing scrolling imgur

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

ButterNBacon posted:

Came across this cursed thing scrolling imgur



Gonna hang this over my bed.

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

Few more from the dumpster







madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

ButterNBacon posted:

Came across this cursed thing scrolling imgur



Did Rex Murphy ever have children?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

klen dool posted:

Lotta confirmation bias ITT ATM WRT nationalities conforming to stereotypical facial features.

I'm a 6'5" American with one of those weird (to Americans) Dutch surnames that has a space in it and is capitalized where you wouldn't expect. I also got it when my mom remarried and had my last name legally changed, and according to 23&Me I don't have a drop of Dutch in me. A bunch of jobs back I had a boss who was interested in where the name was from and when I said I wasn't actually Dutch he said something like "Well, you're really tall, so it still makes sense."

For a split second I was like "Oh, hey, you're right!" before my brain starting actually examining the statement.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Mokotow posted:

Love this one, though it should say “European office at 15:00”.

4pm is 16:00

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

whoever said americans are good at math?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
And yet some online weirdos are always demanding poo poo like "ugh what is that in HECTARES" and making us do math

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



CPColin posted:

And yet some online weirdos are always demanding poo poo like "ugh what is that in HECTARES" and making us do math

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

More from imgur









apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

madmatt112 posted:

Did Rex Murphy ever have children?

No one beyond Canada is gonna get that joke and Wallace Shawn would be hilarious as his kid because he's a devout socialist.

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day



DO NOT DO THIS

I just did and I got a notification I've been added to a government watch list.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


The best thing about Dick Chopp is that he specializes in vasectomies and sold shirts to his patients that said "I Got Chopped"

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

venus de lmao posted:

The best thing about Dick Chopp is that he specializes in vasectomies and sold shirts to his patients that said "I Got Chopped"

He's retired now, the only Chopping Dick does is on the golf course

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Be careful not to accidentally make an appointment at Dr. Dick Chomp's clinic.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Better than Dr. Dick Glomp.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Nor do you see cats throating whole fish and pulling out skeletons

Looking into it

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


My point was it should have been earlier.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

Mokotow posted:

My point was it should have been earlier.

I gotcha fam.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I refuse. Someone explain.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I googled something like this once and only got some people making GBS threads into a disposable soda gulp.

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

Karate Bastard posted:

I refuse. Someone explain.

It's a dessert

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

I refuse. Someone explain.

It's a wholesome variation of the old bait and switch, all I got were recipes.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Sources say that Apple wasted money on a goggle boondoggle, google apple fritters for more

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Apple is such a terrible company to work for that they're constantly losing employees and having to replace them at a rate unheard of for the industry. Google Apple turnover for details.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012








Gomez Chamberlain posted:

goggle boondoggle
He was great in Fallout, one of my favorite actors

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I can just hear that CD stack falling over.

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004

venus de lmao posted:

The best thing about Dick Chopp is that he specializes in vasectomies and sold shirts to his patients that said "I Got Chopped"

He did mine in 2019. I'm no expert on vasectomy procedures but I feel like his methods were a bit more handsier than necessary. Still have the shirt though.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


BonHair posted:

I think he's both. And if you don't, please mention a better ancient copper merchant.

Well, gently caress. Thucydides had gold mines on his estate, not copper mines. :-(

However, I present to you Buzazu of Kanesh, who traded textiles and tin to Anatolia in exchange for silver, gold and copper:

"Let them [the transporters] bring the tin via the narrow track [smuggling route] if it is clear. If not, let them make small packets of my tin and introduce them gradually into Kanesh, concealed in their underwear."

I feel there's a Chad Underwear Tin Smuggler and Virgin Cheating Copper Merchant meme in there somewhere.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




whoda thunkit posted:

Which ones are the swarthy ones? I've always wondered where I'm from but don't want to give 23 and Me my precious DNA.

Depends when you ask. A hundred years ago? Germans, Scandinavians, Italians, Spaniards and Greeks all have examples of being described as swarthy by anglo-saxons. Nowadays Germans and Scandinavians have been upgraded to fully "white" people. Ancient Greeks and Romans are white, and typically portrayed as pale (possibly Victorian racists were confused by the statues being marble and alabaster). Modern Greeks and Italians are still swarthy though.

If you are a sailor or farmer you are probably swarthy regardless of ethnicity. While if you are a princess you certainly are not swarthy regardless of ethnicity, though you may be exotic.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook

They forgot 'Makes for quirky TV show character'

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
I thought swarthiness was based on how much hair is visible while clothed, especially from the top of the shirt collar and the arms?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Ommin posted:

I thought swarthiness was based on how much hair is visible while clothed, especially from the top of the shirt collar and the arms?

...no

But it is probably somewhat correlated

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

No it's how much swarth you have, obviously.

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