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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Clearly the dutch win that contest around Christmas

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


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Spanish Manlove posted:

Clearly the dutch win that contest around Christmas

:heritage: not Hate.



boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Swarthy?? I've yet to see him swarth a single drat thing

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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One of my teachers in high school was French and he had this very distinctive huge double-bubble forehead.

Later I was in another city and encountered a person who had a very similar huge double-bubble forehead, and I thought "hmm, he looks a lot like Mr. LaPôtre, I wonder if he's French". Then he spoke and lo and behold he had a French accent.

From this I learned that race science is realone lucky data point can give you lifelong preceonceptions that suck

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Knormal posted:

No it's how much swarth you have, obviously.

The exaggerated swarther of an Italian man.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Careful, we are getting close to unfortunately independently discovering phrenology.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Swart means black.

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

Humphreys posted:

Careful, we are getting close to unfortunately independently discovering phrenology.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Unless you're gonna pretend that you can't tell a ethnic Japanese person from an Australian Aboriginal, you're going to have to accept that it's possible to tell ethnicity from phenotypes. Europe has had pretty sedentary populations in most areas until pretty recently, so there are some characteristics that are common to certain areas, which just so happen to map to ethnicities. Blonde Swedes are a real thing for example, especially compared to blonde Italians.

The trick is to only assume that the Swedish looking guy speaks Swedish, and not that he must be drunk and obnoxious by default. And also be ready to accept that he might actually be a South African or whatever.

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

There's a whole book of phrenology ripe for becoming meme templates here: https://imgur.com/gallery/gRg5j









Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Back when we had emotions such as Poisoning

What else has woke taken from us

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Why do they all look like goober cum fuckos lmao??

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"I am a scientist I have never actually seen a normal human being."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
That's still the mindset of current scientists

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


BonHair posted:

Blonde Swedes are a real thing for example, especially compared to blonde Italians.

Northern Italians can be fairly blonde

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Gotta use the biggest words in the thesaurus to sound more scientific.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You can't be non-fairly blonde.

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Phrenology might be a crock, but it did somehow predict Stephen Fry long before he was born.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Holy Smoke(Self Explanatory)

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
gently caress Stephen Fry

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


ButterNBacon posted:

There's a whole book of phrenology ripe for becoming meme templates here:


Hitler becomes very suggestible without his moustache

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Bald Stalin posted:

gently caress Stephen Fry

no

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Bald Stalin posted:

gently caress Stephen Fry

Ok

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Curious how a lot of these unsavory characters have big noses curving downward. Probably just a coincidence.

mystes
May 31, 2006

burexas.irom posted:

Curious how a lot of these unsavory characters have big noses curving downward. Probably just a coincidence.
Wow it's almost like phrenology is racist

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

mrpwase posted:

Hitler becomes very suggestible without his moustache

That's why heroes were always trying to tear it off him, like the X-Men and getting Juggernaut's helmet off.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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burexas.irom posted:

Curious how a lot of these unsavory characters have big noses curving downward. Probably just a coincidence.

I also like that the idealized perfected energy-being person in the bottom left is an anime twink

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You can't be non-fairly blonde.

I didn't know the Four Non-Blondes were from Italy.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


ESDK posted:

I didn't know the Four Non-Blondes were from Italy.

And I said

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Data Graham posted:

One of my teachers in high school was French and he had this very distinctive huge double-bubble forehead.

Later I was in another city and encountered a person who had a very similar huge double-bubble forehead, and I thought "hmm, he looks a lot like Mr. LaPôtre, I wonder if he's French". Then he spoke and lo and behold he had a French accent.

From this I learned that race science is realone lucky data point can give you lifelong preceonceptions that suck

I've gotta know, and I'm sure I'm not the only one here wondering... what the gently caress is a double bubble forehead.



judge holden?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've gotta know, and I'm sure I'm not the only one here wondering... what the gently caress is a double bubble forehead.

judge holden?

Holden deez nuts hah gotem

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've gotta know, and I'm sure I'm not the only one here wondering... what the gently caress is a double bubble forehead.

judge holden?

I don't know what a double bubble forehead is, but my brain just filled in Dominique Pinon. Also, holden deez nuts. HTH.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

For decades if you’d asked me what swarthy means, I would have answered vaguely about an attitude of cockiness or swagger especially if they were also a seaman of some type.

I was really glad, when I learned what it actually means, that I’d never used it in conversation

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've gotta know, and I'm sure I'm not the only one here wondering... what the gently caress is a double bubble forehead.

It's either a forehead that looks like a pair of hard breasts (sans nipples -- being French he would know that means) or they should have used the proper spelling Dubble Bubble because it's a forehead that looks like someone inflated it like a gum bubble.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

burexas.irom posted:

Curious how a lot of these unsavory characters have big noses curving downward. Probably just a coincidence.

Whatjew trying to say

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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wizard2 posted:

I don't know what a double bubble forehead is, but my brain just filled in Dominique Pinon. Also, holden deez nuts. HTH.

Yeah kinda like that lol

Just a combination of a big forehead and a style of baldingness that resulted in a point in the middle so it looked like two big headboobs

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Milo and POTUS posted:

judge holden?

Not nude enough to be The Judge.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The European office at 4 pm: famously from New York

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Who ever cleans up the European office in the morning is about to have an unpleasant surprise

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
phrenologychat/Europeans looking different chat is over, thanks

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