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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

remember when obama also became 'religious' and had to tell people that the politically active black minister who wanted the american empire to go down in flames was like that crazy uncle everyone has

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ekster posted:

remember when obama also became 'religious' and had to tell people that the politically active black minister who wanted the american empire to go down in flames was like that crazy uncle everyone has

So the black minister was like Trump?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Annual Prophet posted:

once elected, zuck will govern entirely through the use of koans
"Not even SHAOLIN MONKS score 100% on these Koans - see how you do!!"

(Zuck then uses your phone to remotely vote for him in the election after you give him full access to your identity with a slovenly tap)

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ekster posted:

remember when obama also became 'religious' and had to tell people that the politically active black minister who wanted the american empire to go down in flames was like that crazy uncle everyone has

And then the minister said Obama was just lying to get elected, and also believed goddamn America

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Ekster posted:

remember when obama also became 'religious' and had to tell people that the politically active black minister who wanted the american empire to go down in flames was like that crazy uncle everyone has
was he wrong?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

where do i get an off brand The Mooch™ visors fam

i kinda liked the scaramooch's glasses tho ofc they arent what i would wear personally

id say altman's glasses add just the right amount of wealthy douche developing narcissistic personality disorder - but the general idea is that they werk for him so that means they look good

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Throw Him Out Into the Cold. Don't Give Him ... Don't give him his coat!
Keep his coat. Confiscate his coat. ....
They come and behave callously and can't take it?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Schnorkles posted:

i'm pretty squizzle

hi pretty squizzle

Have u heard????


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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
jeremiah wright said nothing wrong

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

for once i want a US election between a militant atheist who wants to put all theists in FEMA death camps and another who's all "I think there's some truth in like, every religion maaaan" while he vapes

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TORMP

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


Zuckerberg Inaugural Address, forthcoming January 2020

My fellow Americans:

"The stone woman gives birth to a child in the night." This means that the time when "a stone woman gives birth to a child" is "the night". There are male stones, female stones, and stones neither male nor female. They repair heaven, and they repair earth. There are stones of heaven, and there are stones of earth. Though this said in the secular world, it is rarely understood. We should understand the reason behind this "giving birth to a child". At the time of birth, are parent and child transformed together? We should not only study that birth is realized in the child becoming the parent; we should also study and fully understand that the practice and verification of birth is realized when the parent becomes the child.

Thank you.

Red Dad Redemption has issued a correction as of 19:41 on Aug 5, 2017

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

i kinda liked the scaramooch's glasses tho ofc they arent what i would wear personally

id say altman's glasses add just the right amount of wealthy douche developing narcissistic personality disorder - but the general idea is that they werk for him so that means they look good

UV  P r o t e c t 

from all the radiating personalities of assholes around you

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

TMMadman posted:

I am a human and I eat toast.

Also, would Zuck start wearing anything other than a grey t-shirt and jeans if he became President?

There's no reason why a guy who found his favorite outfit in his teens needs to ever change that look as he gets older, becomes an owner of a vast internet empire worth billions.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Donad trimp a fat sad man

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i would support a whiny screechy atheist if the yran. like the kidn who would think being asked ot address people at a church would be insulting or who says "happy holidays" in a really pissy way every time someone says merry christmas

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Ekster posted:

for once i want a US election between a militant atheist who wants to put all theists in FEMA death camps and another who's all "I think there's some truth in like, every religion maaaan" while he vapes

i can deal with the FEMA death camp part,

as long as we also get the rest of the cyberpunk dystopia, including corporate feudalism and augs

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mark cuckersperg gets dressed by a robot (himself lmbo)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/Heval_Andrew/status/893873913524084738

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Annual Prophet posted:

i can deal with the FEMA death camp part,

as long as we also get the rest of the cyberpunk dystopia, including corporate feudalism and augs

We're already there, everyone in the white house has been augmented with piss

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Johnny Decorum over there gonna endorse Zuck! when the time cums

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
jest have net drones whisk trump off stage at one of his rallies like a futuristic stage hook tia

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Such a cop move

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

jest have net drones whisk trump off stage at one of his rallies like a futuristic stage hook tia



Lmebo he's scared of stairs no way he'd do that

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Annual Prophet posted:

i can deal with the FEMA death camp part,

as long as we also get the rest of the cyberpunk dystopia, including corporate feudalism and augs

deus ex: humanist revolution

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Lmebo he's scared of stairs no way he'd do that

robotic voice:] "administering sedative protocol"

*pneumatic whooshing as a tranq dart fires into trump's buttock as he screams hysterically at the stairs and struggles in his human net*

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the dsa loving sucks because of commie cult bullshit and they can't get their poo poo together

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
donald cuck

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


im definitely not a cop everyone

who is down with "the socialism" can I get some "free stuff" fellow socialists

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

UV  P r o t e c t 

from all the radiating personalities of assholes around you

y͢ea͘ i͏ got a ̸p҉r͡es̴c̨ription 4 ̶t̢h͜ąt

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


triple sulk posted:

the dsa loving sucks because they are not trump

:wow:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

the dsa loving sucks because of commie cult bullshit and they can't get their poo poo together

eh they're in growing pains

the commie cult bullshit sucks but it's too early to say if they can move past it or not, and the #1 hobby of leftists is infighting but again too early to say if it'll be a big problem

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

A Handed Missus posted:

Johnny Decorum over there gonna endorse Zuck! when the time cums

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
what is commie cult

how do I join it

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

triple sulk posted:

the dsa loving sucks because of commie cult bullshit and they can't get their poo poo together

this is the complete opposite of my experience but im sure yr accomplishing way more than them when yr whining on the internet

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Phi230 posted:

what is commie cult

how do I join it

it's when you base your entire ideology around a central divine-like figure which communism does loving constantly and is generally it's biggest flaw

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the dsa owns overall btw

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yinlock posted:

it's when you base your entire ideology around a central divine-like figure which communism does loving constantly and is generally it's biggest flaw

Oh so like trump

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

jest have net drones whisk trump off stage at one of his rallies like a futuristic stage hook tia



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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



big black turnout posted:

this is the complete opposite of my experience but im sure yr accomplishing way more than them when yr whining on the internet

i joined it/what was subsequently the local chapter at the time

the first email i got started with "hello comrades,"

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