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I hope midway through production the show is cancelled, and they wrap things up in an ending where Joffrey kills Sansa, finds the hound, sews her severed head onto him by the lips and makes him walk through King's Landing. Flash forward fifty years, and the world is buried in snow. Dany fell off her horse and hit her head on a rock. The final line is "Arya never made it home."
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In It For The Tank posted:According to WIC.net, Tyrion and Sansa's wedding is going to take place in Episode 8 of Season 3. If they're splitting ASOS into two seasons, they really don't have a lot left after RW to fill a full season. I guess Season 4 will be ASOS with some of AFFC.
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e: poo poo, this was for the last page. No, it just means that he's into guys with wheelchairs and text to speech boxes. thornghost posted:SaviourX, should I have you on chapters 6, 18 and 22? gently caress yeah. 22 is a bitch so far, but hopefully I won't take another 5 years on it. Also, Borderlands 2.
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whowhatwhere posted:Is it that he is more intelligent or that others become more stupid when exposed to his torso? His intelligence changes. I suspect he's a plant, actually, so as he's more and more covered his ability to utilize sunlight to fuel his synapses is degraded. Watch season 2, for instance; he's wearing long-sleeved button-downs while he's off with the churchgoers and he's dumb as poo poo, but when he's bare-chested he comes up with a great plan to scare all of Ensign Ro's thralls.
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Azure_Horizon posted:If they're splitting ASOS into two seasons, they really don't have a lot left after RW to fill a full season. I guess Season 4 will be ASOS with some of AFFC. Probably a good thing they stop the whole 1 book = 1 season now anyway, it's not really needed. Especially since, even when combined, Feast/Dance doesn't have anything like a proper narrative structure. Apart from Cersei's story I guess. Edit: That also probably means that Storm, Feast and Dance will cover 3 seasons, meaning the show will have caught up with the books before the next one comes out. Junkenstein fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Sep 20, 2012 |
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SaviourX posted:e: poo poo, this was for the last page. Okay, got the post updated with all of your calls. Let me know when you've got them uploaded to the Google Doc and I'll mark them as completed. Since I'm sick at home with pneumonia, I may end up picking up some extra slack if I can stop playing FTL for ten minutes.
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Junkenstein posted:
Feast will be one episode of Brienne asking a bunch of people if they've seen Sansa. Dance will be a single episode of Tyrion eating things, falling off a barge, riding a pig and then Dany making GBS threads on the dothraki sea.
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In It For The Tank posted:According to WIC.net, Tyrion and Sansa's wedding is going to take place in Episode 8 of Season 3. They can't have Joff's wedding in S3, there's no Red Viper this season 
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Sep 20, 2012 19:17
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But there is the legally-distinct-and-non-copyright-infringing Orion Martin, the Crimson Asp! 
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Azure_Horizon posted:If they're splitting ASOS into two seasons, they really don't have a lot left after RW to fill a full season. I guess Season 4 will be ASOS with some of AFFC. They've said they're not going to necessarily follow the one book at a time structure any more and will probably re-arrange the order of some events so they flow better on TV. Having said that, I suspect they'll keep the order of the ASOS weddings in place. To me it'd still make sense to end season 3 with the Red Wedding as a cliffhanger. Joff's wedding can come a few episodes into season 4. After that, they can easily push back Littlefinger's wedding and start implementing some Feast for Crows/Dance of Dragons stuff in the second half of the season. I kind of think having Lysa take flight would be a pretty cool way to end season 4 but that's a loooong ways off.
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Ballz posted:I kind of think having Lysa take flight would be a pretty cool way to end season 4 but that's a loooong ways off. Littlefinger with the smuggest of  faces: Only Cat.Man, that would own.
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IRQ posted:Littlefinger with the smuggest of I always figured it was more vicious than a simple I mean, she did rape him, and was always a symbol that he would never really be an acceptable member of the elite. So I figured it was basically a slightly toned down 
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Ballz posted:I kind of think having Lysa take flight would be a pretty cool way to end season 4 but that's a loooong ways off. That's gotta be the next-to-last scene, Zombie Cat should be the parting shot. whowhatwhere posted:I always figured it was more vicious than a simple Oh yeah, the rape and the subsequent dismissal by Hoster had to have been chapping his rear end for years. I'm sure the intended exit he originally had planned for Lysa was much cleaner, but he misjudged how cray cray she really was.
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Waffle Ho posted:That's gotta be the next-to-last scene, Zombie Cat should be the parting shot. It was probably more ironic, like getting her pregnant and arranging for her to die in childbirth, possibly by shoving Sweetrobin up her vagina, crushing him in her tentacular meat hole.
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Thulsa Doom posted:It was probably more ironic, like getting her pregnant and arranging for her to die in childbirth, possibly by shoving Sweetrobin up her vagina, crushing him in her tentacular meat hole. That mental image was so not needed. Well done.
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I want Lysa and Sweetrobin to be recast as Lucille and Buster from Arrested Development.
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I want Lysa and Sweetrobin to be recast as Lyta and Bester from Babylon 5.
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Alayne: Robin, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. Sweetrobin: Our relationship doesn't work? Alayne: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother. Sweetrobin: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.
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Thulsa Doom posted:It was probably more ironic, like getting her pregnant and arranging for her to die in childbirth, possibly by shoving Sweetrobin up her vagina, crushing him in her tentacular meat hole. ...coming soon, in A Clash of Cocks. 
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In It For The Tank posted:Alayne: Robin, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. Sweetrobin: I ain' rulin' poo poo till you whip out a tit!
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Sep 20, 2012 23:49
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Jaime Lannister: [looks at golden hand] I'm a monster!!!!!!
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I'm imagining this scene but with the Bear and the Maiden Fair. And I'll do chapter 12. I didn't like food anyway. The Mutato fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 21, 2012 |
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Sep 21, 2012 01:07
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e: gently caress double post
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Jaimes Blond: The Man With the Golden Hand, coming to a mummer's show near you!
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would I get in trouble for posting this without explanation in the babby thread
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Is Rob still alive in the show? drat.
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Yeah, Red Wedding is all-but-confirmed as happening either episode 9 (if they follow the "episode 9 is for climax" formula) or 10 (if they're smart) of this season.
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I know this is probably a dumb question, but it's been over a year, have we had any update on the next book?
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Nope!
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The Red Wedding is gonna own. I can't wait to see the audience throw a poo poo fit over that.
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My girlfriend is reading up to that right now. Her reaction, I cannot wait for. Same with my buddy at work who's reading Storm. Both of them think Robb is the poo poo and gonna rock everyone's world.
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My friend is reading it and can tell Robb's too dumb to live  Hopefully the Red Wedding will still be more extreme than he expected, and on the plus side he thinks Dany's actually gonna get poo poo done 
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Urdnot Fire posted:My friend is reading it and can tell Robb's too dumb to live To be fair, "poo poo" is exactly what Dany gets done.
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Waffle Ho posted:would I get in trouble for posting this without explanation in the babby thread Yes, but I hope you do it anyways. (not because I want you to get in trouble)
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Waffle Ho posted:would I get in trouble for posting this without explanation in the babby thread Do it. As soon as possible, preferably!
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The thing we totally should do is hoard all these gifs and have one guy do like fifty of them in one post the second the episode ends. Imagine it...
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If D&D omit Robb and Grey Wind's head switch I will be so disappointed.
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Waffle Ho posted:would I get in trouble for posting this without explanation in the babby thread That's beautiful. I didn't get any poo poo for posting all over TVIV with a Wolfheaded 'King in the North' avatar.
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Yeah, but that's partially because you're one guy with a cool gimmick (the stark kids and their direwolves are kinda psychically linked, right? They're almost the same!!1!). If dozens of the images started popping up, all of them about Robb, then more people will cotton on.
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Bluedust posted:I know this is probably a dumb question, but it's been over a year, have we had any update on the next book? Gurn definintey wasn't working on it before foowbawll season, and almost certainly isn't now.
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