Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

In good news, hbomb is now past $173k and still has a ways to go. He did look like death warmed over when I just logged on, but that might just be that he's English.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Doxxing NMN

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Doxxing NMN

NoneMoreNegative posted:

oops my bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZtMhjHrPw

IUG posted:

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

what fraction of americans are fully qualified in orienteering

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we call that "asian studies" these days

kcroy posted:

Just curious - why do you see them that way? They just seem like highschool seniors or something at a religious pro-life get together or something? They are probably staring at a teacher, or classmate, so it isn't like they are sneering at some pregnant teen or whatever. I thought the whole "change my mind" thing was about having open discussion about the issue. I mean - I was definitely a smug little poo poo as a teenager, and maybe they are too - but they kind of look like some of the religious "good kids" at my highschool. Maybe self assured, but not like annoying smug fucks like lots of the athletes or chads. In terms of bettering themselves - what more can you ask for? they appear to have strong moral beliefs, are trying to improve the world, and seem to be open to discussion about it. Would you rather they were out smoking weed, or in a gang, or playing fortnite and jerking to furries? Believing in the sanctity of life isn't the bottom of the moral barrel.

trapped mouse posted:

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SilkyP posted:

Any actual funny forums posts or are we just gonna dunk on prolife losers who post noninteresting opinions? Maybe some weeb anime nerd poo poo?

SilkyP posted:

Any actual funny forums posts or are we just gonna dunk on prolife losers who post noninteresting opinions? Maybe some weeb anime nerd poo poo?

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Alright, jerkfaces, time for a real man to enter this movie pitching game.

The film starts by establishing that the Pope is dying and it's only a matter of time before he passes on to the great pulpit in the sky. So our two heroes, who have heard of the fabled Stash of Saladin in the Vatican archives, trek to the Vatican knowing that everyone will be distracted preparing for the upcoming papal selection, and they plan to try to steal the weed. Hilarity ensues as they stumble through set piece after set piece, including the aforementioned communion-wafer munchies, a scene in which they hide a joint in what turns out to be a ceremonial censer and get an entire congregation a contact high, and I dunno, a scene where they need to fill a bong with holy water or something.

The climax comes when they're caught and pursued through the city by the Swiss Guard, and through a series of mishaps end up in the Room of Tears and disguise themselves in robes that they find there. They finally end up smoking their poo poo but get caught halfway through and run away, but since it's very special ancient weed the smoke ends up billowing white, so the group assembled in St. Peter's Square think a new Pope has been elected, and somehow the two end up on the balcony and everyone mistakes them for the Cardinal Protodeacon and the new Pope, so one of them has to give a speech (in a nod to The Great Dictator) and he ends up making a plea that everyone chill and be more real to each other and poo poo. And the speech goes over really well and everyone cheers and then we do a voice over by one of the guys saying that while he didn't actually become Pope everyone loved his speech so much that they were both given pardons by the real new Pope and they got the girls (earlier we will have established that they stirred some decidedly unchaste feelings in two young ladies who hadn't yet taken their final vows). Then after the credits we have a scene in which the new Pope goes down into the archive himself, locks the door behind him and takes a big hit off of Saladin's Stash and says "Ahhh...stercus bonus!" THE END

We call the film "The Most High," give it a tagline like "The dope is infallible" and release the fucker at Easter 2012. You're all welcome.

Dareon posted:

Was it here that I read the quote about a dude thinking up a stoner movie involving two dudes trying to smoke the Pope's Secret Weed? I think it was called "The Most High".

Jedit posted:

Well, we say "think up", but half of it was rather obviously inspired by Euro Trip.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Sure was:

Posted by PateraOctopus according to the old quotes thread where I found it.

Gripweed posted:

burexas.irom posted:

Landerig eating some serious dick on there

My Lovely Horse posted:

Sure was:

Posted by PateraOctopus according to the old quotes thread where I found it.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Here's a fun fact- YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, DUDE!

As bad as that movie is, it is pretty funny at points.

barbecue at the folks posted:

This gets me every time. It wouldn't be Quality Cinema but I would still watch the gently caress out of it like I was 16, lol

Jedit posted:

The other highlights being "I got mugged. It was awesome!", the non-hash brownies and the unpronounceable safe word. If the whole movie was as good as the Amsterdam section it'd be one of the great teen comedies.

Jedit posted:

The other highlights being "I got mugged. It was awesome!", the non-hash brownies and the unpronounceable safe word. If the whole movie was as good as the Amsterdam section it'd be one of the great teen comedies.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also, Scotty Doesn't Know is a legit bop.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Sure was:

Posted by PateraOctopus according to the old quotes thread where I found it.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also, Scotty Doesn't Know is a legit bop.

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Best Matt Damon cameo until Thor: Ragnarok came out

tangy yet delightful posted:

I genuinely don't understand how this hasn't been made into a movie yet, surely someone in Hollywood is on these forums looking to steal good content?

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Best Matt Damon cameo until Thor: Ragnarok came out

Spanish Manlove posted:

Wait he was in Thor? Or do you mean deadpool2?

Spanish Manlove posted:

Wait he was in Thor? Or do you mean deadpool2?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt Damon is an excellent comedic actor who was dragged down for years by the Ben Afflbatross around his neck.

Pirate Radar posted:

At the beginning of Thor: Rag when Thor comes back to Asgard and catches a bit of Loki’s play, “Loki” in the play is Matt Damon and “Odin” in the play is Luke Hemsworth.

E: and “Odin” in the play is Sam Neill because it’s a Taika Waititi film

Spanish Manlove posted:

Now I gotta rewatch that, totally wasn't paying attention during that

Hogge Wild posted:

Cowcaster posted:

if you have something specifically targeted when you launch a limpet, it will fly out and pick up that one specific thing, then commit suicide instead of hanging around to pick up more stuff. no, i don't know why frontier intentionally included this as a behavior.

even discounting that though, if materials end up right up against a chunk of rock they'll smash into it trying to pick up the material, commiting suicide. or if their pathfinding breaks trying to get around something or back to your ship, they'll float around for 10 seconds or so and then commit suicide. or if you're flying a big ship and you rotate/move while they're in flight, sometimes they'll miss your cargo bay and bump into your hull, causing them to commit suicide.

basically what i'm trying to say is collector limpets are a form of horse.

Cable Guy posted:

Hail suntan

Platystemon posted:

Someone should make hats with some kind of an extension on the front to shield the face.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I think you can get one like that from the KKK store.

Platystemon posted:

Oh wow you’re right:

snoremac posted:

when I was a kid I went to a Christian kids night and got selected from the crowd to vs. 3 other competitors in Diddy Kong Racing. Little did they know I had mastered every track at home and I smoked all the other Christians and y’know what, it was poo poo, it was done in a back room away from the crowd, there was no reward or fanfare, and I started that night to question the tenets.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sheesh

Sagebrush posted:

*a single wal-mart floor lamp in the corner turns red, while the rest of the illumination stays white*
*a cheerful alexa voice says "Resistance is futile. Time to die!"*
*there is a noticeable pause*
*the slow opening bass strings of the Imperial March start playing, taking a good thirty seconds to build*

while this is happening, a man who looks like the paper plate cheese and wine goon is staring expectantly at you on the verge of a guffaw

Hogge Wild posted: