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That's what happens when bad guitarists decide practicing is dumb and spend their time being creative and quirky
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i wonder if bad guitarists are like Captain hook where they get all triggered when they hear a metronome
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 14:27 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:it's like one of those modern suburban tract houses where they throw in a bunch of different architectural features from different periods that are supposed to denote "this is a classy joint" but because the designer has zero understanding of what they're doing it just turns into a giant ridiculous mishmash of poo poo with zero functional use its a grover guitar
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:40 |
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It's not just terribly ugly, it's horribly made. Either the neck was put on crooked or the bridge is in the wrong spot, look how badly the strings are offset on the neck. And the PG is just so haphazardly cut relative to the body shape. And what the hell is the output jack doing there? It's the sort of thing I want to buy just so I can post a video of me smashing it on my driveway and lighting the remains on fire in a steel drum as a warning that This Sort of Thing Will Not Be Tolerated.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 16:49 |
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I swear I will murder the next person who calls an output jack an input jack. Or maybe post a playlist of all my favourite Otamatone videos. Either way, stop it.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:26 |
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The latter deffo falls under the purview of this thread, so you know what you have to do now
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:41 |
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Otamatones are god tier instruments Spanish Manlove posted:i wonder if bad guitarists are like Captain hook where they get all triggered when they hear a metronome Also the same ones who like to talk about how technical ability and theory knowledge totally stifle creativity
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:05 |
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strangemusic posted:I swear I will murder the next person who calls an output jack an input jack. Or maybe post a playlist of all my favourite Otamatone videos. Either way, stop it. But you input your cable into it!
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:57 |
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Schpyder posted:The latter deffo falls under the purview of this thread, so you know what you have to do now Something for said collection - a little piece I gave to the goon holiday album a year or two ago. https://soundcloud.com/stillvisions/auld-lang-syne-otamatone I spent far too long overdubbing the choir. Totally worth it.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 20:07 |
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strangemusic posted:I swear I will murder the next person who calls an output jack an input jack. Or maybe post a playlist of all my favourite Otamatone videos. Either way, stop it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYqrVDlc_4
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 20:09 |
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Vocaloid, Otamatone, close enough. drat, that album is better than it has any right to be. Needs another reverb over everything and then a light fuzz on that reverb to really finish the sound, but still. edit: okay, it's a bit uneven as I go through, but some tracks really nail the shoegaze sound. stillvisions fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Apr 20, 2017 |
# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:49 |
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I can finally post something in this thread. http://www.musicgoroundboston.com/p/665681/used-margasa-ricky-esq-custom-electric-guitar-black
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:33 |
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muike posted:its a grover guitar the closest equivalent to groverhaus is eddie van halen's frankenstrat except it's legit neat and not the future tomb of some idiot's family
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:26 |
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if it was a little closer to a ric i'd want it
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:27 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:the closest equivalent to groverhaus is eddie van halen's frankenstrat yeah that's what makes it not grover-like
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:27 |
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muike posted:yeah that's what makes it not grover-like both were cobbled together from discount bin parts by people who didn't know what they were doing
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:32 |
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Yeah but unlike Grover, Eddie actually made the frankenstrat work e: I still love the story about him saying the opposite of what he did with the variac because it sounded more rock'n'roll like david lee roth had told him to do and immediately regretting it and trying to take it back but it was too late and people had blown their amps
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:11 |
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EVH is good and pure and I'm glad he seems healthy and happy nowadays
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:59 |
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I don't agree with his fat, goony son being the bassist. It's the lamest poo poo and he should be posted in this thread.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:24 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:I don't agree with his fat, goony son being the bassist. It's the lamest poo poo and he should be posted in this thread.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:35 |
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how the hell did eddie and valerie bertinelli mating result in that recessive genes hard at work
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Schpyder posted:Everything about that makes me irrationally angry At first I thought this was just hyperbole, it was just a wonky shape. Then I started noticing things. The placement of the output jack in the middle of the strumming path. The cutaway at fret 15 leaving the upper frets unreachable with a normal playing style. The only pickup placed in mid position The neck that appears to be crooked so the lower E string almost goes off the fretboard on the upper frets. There's NOTHING irrational about being angry at this guitar.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 10:10 |
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I just noticed this thread and thought I'd chime in by pointing out how filthy Romeo Rose's fretboard is.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:13 |
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Anyone remember that ridiculous multipickup monstrosity that always comes up? Well, I pray this is a scam on CL, because I may have to take one for the team and check out this monstrosity if it isn't. I mean, it somewhat checks out - the company that made it exists and is local to the area, but it's just too conveniently stupid to not be a scam in a lot of ways - classic stupid internet guitar, CL, plus it keeps showing up.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:32 |
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Hedningen posted:Anyone remember that ridiculous multipickup monstrosity that always comes up? You know that dopefish ladder goat video where the guy laughs as wheezingly hard as he possibly can at the video game goat glitch-walking up the ladder for like 9 straight minutes? I just did that exact same thing but about this guitar. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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This guy just put a few videos on Youtube and is starting to blow up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJhykU8sJYM I know it's a bit passe to call out the musical integrity of groups like the Chainsmokers and Nickelback (he addresses this in the beginning), but his approach is humble and, I think, in the fun loving spirit of embracing and appreciating Stupid Music poo poo. So I'm posting it. Please enjoy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:21 |
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Picasso Diddley
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:25 |
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It's like if you were trying to describe a guitar to a computer "Okay, it needs to have a curved spot to put on your leg" "alright curved bit done" "goddammit computer what the hell"
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:30 |
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Only 6 strings? Ewww
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:30 |
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Hedningen posted:Anyone remember that ridiculous multipickup monstrosity that always comes up?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:34 |
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I don't hate this. It's minimal and abstract and probably like 4 lbs and ergonomically solid.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:43 |
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True, but judging by those carbon fiber pickup covers, this thing has to be $24K at least.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:45 |
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It's the price you have to pay for that sweet carbon fiber tone. I mean plastic? What do you think I am?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:46 |
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I cant find this thing anywhere on the internet, who built it?
Pokey Araya fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Apr 26, 2017 |
# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:49 |
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how retarded would some (PLA) 3D printed pickup covers be?
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 03:43 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:how retarded would some (PLA) pickup covers be?
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 05:58 |
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Pokey Araya posted:I cant find this thing anywhere on the internet, who built it? https://www.facebook.com/oniguitars/
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:02 |
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Not gonna lie, I love this headstock
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:36 |
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The text kinda spoils it for me, font's reminding me of the newspaper rather than smoky mountains/whatever the art's about.
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