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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Internet Kraken posted:

What wonders modern technology can produce when it goes off the rails.

It's gonna suck when skynet uploads us to this simulation...

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Tree Goat posted:

https://vimeo.com/191632804

bosch in motion looks pretty goofy, who'd have thunk it

I got a Google Cardboard just for the VR version The Garden of Earthly Delights. It's amazing.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Regarding self-slamming doors: I've witnessed this once in a friend's old double-wide trailer home, had to do with open windows and sliding doors, wind outside, loose door hinges, and the air pressure in the house. Damnedest thing to see even when you know it's just a weird natural phenomenon.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


We Know Catheters posted:

I got a Google Cardboard just for the VR version The Garden of Earthly Delights. It's amazing.

I got a google cardboard just for the vR version of porn. It's amazing

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Regarding self-slamming doors: I've witnessed this once in a friend's old double-wide trailer home, had to do with open windows and sliding doors, wind outside, loose door hinges, and the air pressure in the house. Damnedest thing to see even when you know it's just a weird natural phenomenon.

You are never going to be a youtube star with this attitude.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Regarding self-slamming doors: I've witnessed this once in a friend's old double-wide trailer home, had to do with open windows and sliding doors, wind outside, loose door hinges, and the air pressure in the house. Damnedest thing to see even when you know it's just a weird natural phenomenon.

You never get draft where you live?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I remember this one time I was at home all by myself on a windy day with all the doors and windows open - and the curtains moved all by themselves!

:ohdear:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

This sure is a conversation that ought to be in this thread!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I hope this isn't too goony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-3hh6Q688

Yeah, yeah, miracle of life. I kept waiting for the alien to burst out.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Facebook Aunt posted:

I hope this isn't too goony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-3hh6Q688

Yeah, yeah, miracle of life. I kept waiting for the alien to burst out.

:staredog:

That's most I've ever seen a baby move.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, yeah, miracle of life. I kept waiting for the alien to burst out.

That needs a voice-over from David Attenborough describing how the parasitic wasp's larvae eats the hapless host from the inside out.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

whiteyfats posted:

:staredog:

That's most I've ever seen a baby move.

C'mon really? How babby is made?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Tideland was a good movie.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Hi I'm crazy, what's your name?

Sprung.

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012






My brain can't parse the architecture of that corner, let alone what the hell is going on with that bear.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
The beautiful art of an era long past. There's probably a name for that style, but I don't know what it is; I'd seen it several times in low-end commercial art from the 70's and 80's around where I grew up, and some of my mom's oldest works from college were in a similar style, so I would assume it's some package of techniques taught for commercial painting that basically omits any understanding of composition or not being horrible cthonic abominations in favor of very crisp shapes and easy, bright coloration. The water is done the same way on every one of those paintings I've seen.

My favorite part of this one in particular is easily the whole facial arrangement with its too-human features that aren't quite all aligned to the same plane, with the best part of that being the mono-denture resting in the center of the bottom of the mouth. The bear has such sights to show us.

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up

Barbed Tongues posted:

My brain can't parse the architecture of that corner, let alone what the hell is going on with that bear.

It really is a non-Euclidean wonder, isn't it

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

That creepy fucker is way too excited about what's gonna happen on that changing table

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Well he hasn't eaten a fresh baby in eons

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
All hail Yogi-Sothoth.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I just realized that it's got neck fungus.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Felt lady makes me really sad to the extent that neck fungus lady is becoming an old friend ala goatse.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


He actually came back from a trip to Pompei.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

This looks like dryer lint.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

good to see the Eraserhead kid still getting work

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I just realized that it's got neck fungus.


I seem to recall seeing this in a previous life but it's probably just a suppressed memory fighting its way out

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Nice looking SCP

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I just realized that it's got neck fungus.


That's acanthosis nigricans.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



a mysterious cloak posted:

That's acanthosis nigricans.

It explains the color, and does have a high incidence in obese people, but I thought it only affects the texture (thick velvety feel) and color. That looks like poo poo is growing in there, like a fungus.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




flosofl posted:

It explains the color, and does have a high incidence in obese people, but I thought it only affects the texture (thick velvety feel) and color. That looks like poo poo is growing in there, like a fungus.

The lumps could just be skin tags. Lots of skin tags, but rubbing makes skin tags more likely to develop. She's obese enough that the chin fat is rubbing against the neck fat every time she turns her head. A deep fold like that is also likely to be moist and airless, therefore prone to infections, sores, itchiness that could make her more likely to rub at the irritated skin. Skin tags + acanthosis nigricans.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Facebook Aunt posted:

I hope this isn't too goony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-3hh6Q688

Yeah, yeah, miracle of life. I kept waiting for the alien to burst out.

It was taken down. What was it?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Samovar posted:

It was taken down. What was it?

You know that SFX with a latex wall and a person pressing against it?

Imagine it with a baby belly.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

flosofl posted:

thick velvety feel

thick velvety feel

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Facebook Aunt posted:

The lumps could just be skin tags. Lots of skin tags, but rubbing makes skin tags more likely to develop. She's obese enough that the chin fat is rubbing against the neck fat every time she turns her head. A deep fold like that is also likely to be moist and airless, therefore prone to infections, sores, itchiness that could make her more likely to rub at the irritated skin. Skin tags + acanthosis nigricans.

Listen, I don't want to understand it. I just need to know if we can kill it.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I once had a skin tag under my arm. I cut it off with a nail clipper.
It worked and didn't hurt, but drat if that story doesn't upset people.

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