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Jim the Malkavian replaces all of Dwight’s reserve blood supply with werewolf blood, causing him to frenzy during Prince Michael’s Elysium gathering and lose face before the vampire court of Scranton. Meredith has to go into torpor for 100 years. Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 16:25 on May 30, 2021 |
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As the Dunder Mifflin "county fair" approaches, Dwight brags about how good he is at bobbing for apples. Jim mugs the camera as he replaces all the water in the apple-bobbing tub with liquid nitrogen. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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May 30, 2021 17:32
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Jim switches the gas and brake pedals on Dwight's car.
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May 30, 2021 17:50
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The Scranton branch is playing Dungeons and Dragons and Jim is the DM. He is running a Tomb of Annihilation campaign and Dwight sets off every trap.
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May 30, 2021 17:53
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Jim gradually fills up his own pants with a little more poo poo everyday. Dwight has been gone for 3 years.
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May 30, 2021 18:06
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in the middle of their weekly sexual harassment training in response to michael showing his penis in a staff meeting, jim stands up and audibly shits his pants, staring directly at dwight as he does so. as dwight stands up and shouts in horror the rest of the staff acts like nothing has happened, and michael continues to drone on, doing bad impressions of andrew dice clay standup to "prove a point".
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May 30, 2021 18:11
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The Harlem Globetrotter's tour bus runs out of gas at the Dunder-Mifflin parking lot. Jim convinces Dwight to try out for the team. When Dwight gets to the parking lot to show off his moves Jim savagely beats him with a piece of rebar in front of everyone.
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May 30, 2021 18:25
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michael says the n-word
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May 30, 2021 18:55
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Michael thinks that there's some sort of animal in the walls of The Office and convinces Dwight to climb in and try to find it. Dwight quickly becomes stuck with a piece of cable wrapped around his neck. Dwight remembers that Jim and Pam learned Morse code in order to call him bewilderingly antiquated racial slurs and he hastily taps out a message explaining his situation, hoping that Jim or Pam will hear and save him before he passes out and inevitably dies. Michael tells Dwight to stop screwing around playing the drums and to find the pest. After ten minutes with no response from Dwight Michael gets bored and wanders off to find someone who will give him any attention.
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May 30, 2021 19:05
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Jim dies in Dwight's arms and with his last breath pledges Dwight to avenge him but Jim died of a congenital heart defect.
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May 30, 2021 22:42
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jim verbally abuses pam. dwight is not involved in any way
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May 30, 2021 23:12
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Jim waits outside the office entrance for Dwight to arrive and then throws handfuls of mud at him, ruining Dwight's shirt and jacket
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May 30, 2021 23:27
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Michael Scott hangs himself in his small office late at night and his body isn't discovered until the morning when Dwight and Angela arrive early to gently caress in the break room before anyone else arrives. Dwight is absolutely devastated to find his longtime friend and mentor dead and hanging from the ceiling. He finds a hastily written note that reads "got ya! - Jim". It is then that Dwight notices that "Michael's" hair is actually brown fluffy hair that's been slicked with black shoeshine. It was Jim all along! Dwight feels an immense sense of relief that his friend is alive and his tormentor is actually the one hanging from a noose.
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May 30, 2021 23:31
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Jim fills every drawer in Dwight's desk with fire ants.
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May 30, 2021 23:32
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Jim screams at an intern for getting his coffee wrong. Dwight attempts to intervene and gets scalding hot java thrown in his eyes. Jim raises a glass in a talking head segment "cheers."
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May 30, 2021 23:34
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Michael Scott calls a staff meeting and forces the entire office to watch Saw with him because he’s too scared to watch it alone. Dwight notices Jim spends the entire film furiously scribbling down notes and he is filled with apprehension.
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May 30, 2021 23:55
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Meredith is taken to prison because she can't pay the millions she owes in medical bills from the many times Jim's pranks have sent her to the ER.
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May 30, 2021 23:56
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Applewhite posted:Michael Scott calls a staff meeting and forces the entire office to watch Saw with him because he’s too scared to watch it alone. Dwight notices Jim spends the entire film furiously scribbling down notes and he is filled with apprehension. With an extremely noticeable erection.
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May 31, 2021 00:03
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Jim plays music and phrases from a soundboard whenever Dwight does something, basically giving him theme music all day. When Dwight makes a call, Jim plays hold music and when the call goes well, Jim plays the sound of a crowd cheering. When Dwight is worried he might blow a sale, a low tension chord holds. When Dwight succeeds, the music swells back up. But whenever Dwight approaches the men’s bathroom, the Jaws theme plays. Dwight cannot bring himself to enter, and holds his bladder all day.
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May 31, 2021 00:06
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Jim puts a thumbtack on Dwight’s chair.
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May 31, 2021 01:06
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Jim convinces Dwight that they should actually make Michael's film Threat Level Midnight, even though it is clearly much funnier for it to remain unseen.
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May 31, 2021 01:09
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Applewhite posted:Jim puts a thumbtack on Dwight’s chair. Jim grins: he’s discovered Dwight secret. As Dwight sits down, complaining about all the sales calls he needs to make today, he explodes with a loud pop. Dwight was a sentient balloon, hiding amongst us.
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May 31, 2021 01:19
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Jim brings Dwight a plate of macaroni salad to apologize. Dwight isn't sure for what and Jim's not telling. Dwight won't touch the macaroni. Jim spoon-feeds it to Dwight slowly, but firmly. The rest of the Office watches, dead-eyed, for 20 unbroken minutes. Dwight's face is covered in mayonnaise as he refuses to break eye contact. Jim's eyes are drooping as he smiles and forces another spoonful into Dwight's mouth. Somewhere off-camera a woman's sobbing can be heard. It sounds like Pam. We'll never know. Jim continues to smile. A tear rolls down Dwight's cheek.
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May 31, 2021 01:23
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Adolf Hitler crushes the cyanide capsule between his teeth, feels the death begin to creep toward him. Just for a moment, he wonders if God is real, if there is an afterlife, and if there will be punishment for his crimes and evil. No, are his last thoughts, I have escaped judgement. The bears did not catch me. “Excuse me?” Dwight looks up. Jim is looking at him expectantly. “Dwight, did you say something?” Dwight is puzzled. For a minute, he isn’t sure even of who he is. What did that man call him? Dwight? Yes, of course. He is Dwight Shrute, paper salesman. He has always been so. Jim asks “Can I borrow your stapler?”
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May 31, 2021 01:42
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It's nap time at the Office and Jim's so sleepy tired. He crawls onto Dwight's desk and dozes off. Dwight can't bring himself to rouse him and loses half a day of work. Jim snugs at the camera.
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May 31, 2021 02:42
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Jim uses candid photos of Dwight as the basis for a series of highly fetishistic and increasingly bizarre morphs that he subsequently posts on Deviantart. Whenever Pam asks Jim what the hell he’s doing, he impatiently tells her it’s “for a prank.”
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May 31, 2021 03:07
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Jim replaces Dwight's teeth with remote-controlled dentures and uses the remote control to force Dwight to say embarrassing things in front of the whole office.
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May 31, 2021 03:19
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Jim ties Dwight to a railroad track because he.. because he's just a psychopath that wants to kill Dwight? To stop a train so he can rob it? To force Michael to rescue him so Michael's office would be empty? How did Jim tying Dwight to the railroad track become such cliché of villainy? Apparently this question has been addressed here: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/rethinking-the-origins-of-the-dwight-on-the-railroad-tracks
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May 31, 2021 03:28
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for weeks Jim stays up late working on a special project on his computer, reassuring a worried Pam that everything in their life will change when he finishes. one night after Jim comes to bad she logs into his computer to see what has been consuming his nights for months. saved on the desktop is “Dwight.doc”: hundreds of pages of poorly written and extremely graphic stories of Jim having sex with Dwight
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May 31, 2021 03:30
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Jim shows up on Halloween dressed as a borg drone. Dwight, dressed as Miles O'Brien, examines Jim's costume and remarks on the level of craftsmanship and attention to detail. Dwight even laughs when Jim says the famous line, "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." But Dwight doesn't laugh when Jim suddenly grabs him by the throat and uses his enhanced cybernetic strength to lift him off the ground. Dwight beats helpless at Jim's arm but Jim has already adapted and his arm electrocutes Dwight every time he touches it. Stanley and Andy (both wearing Worf costumes (Andy is in very offensive brownface)) try to free Dwight but Jim knocks them both unconscious with a single backhand. Jim cannot be stopped. Resistance is futile. Jim assimilates the camera.
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May 31, 2021 03:34
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Owlspiracy posted:for weeks Jim stays up late working on a special project on his computer, reassuring a worried Pam that everything in their life will change when he finishes. one night after Jim comes to bad she logs into his computer to see what has been consuming his nights for months. saved on the desktop is “Dwight.doc”: hundreds of pages of poorly written and extremely graphic stories of Jim having sex with Dwight Jim explains feverishly to Pam that if she believes hard enough, the stories will come true. He begs her to believe with him as she backs away in mounting horror. She tries to flee but Jim catches the sleeve of her blouse just before she can escape. When Pam regains consciousness hours later, she's chained to the bed with a Dwight mask strapped to her face. Through the eyeholes, Pam can see Jim looming over her, wearing a smirking Jim mask.
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May 31, 2021 03:38
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Jim tricks Dwight into competing with him in Minecraft and it becomes clear Dwight is much better at the game and practices intensely, getting better and better... yet still losing in competition. Jim's monitor is filmed loading a modded Minecraft client but Jim explains to camera he's just more clever than Dwight and that's how he wins, or if it is modded it was a glitch or Pam did it and he didn't know.
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May 31, 2021 03:39
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Jim moves Dwight's desk incrementally until it's entirely inside Dwight's own rear end.
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May 31, 2021 03:40
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Dwight is in the middle of berating Jim for being a slacker when Jim latches onto Dwight's face in an open mouthed kiss. He inhales sharply and suddenly, causing Dwight's lungs to implode. Dwight falls back, gasping for air with tears in his eyes. Jim mugs the camera. "Always leave them breathless."
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May 31, 2021 03:42
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jim shoews his teenis weenis....to dwight
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May 31, 2021 03:43
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Jim conditions Dwight by every day cooking for him a seemingly healthy, balanced breakfast catered perfectly to Dwight's pallette. After a few years of preparing daily meals for Dwight, Jim reveals he has fooled Dwight into eating scrambled soy eggs by gradually decreasing the amount of real eggs in each meal and removing the butter and milk as well. Furthermore, he has lowered Dwight's blood pressure and mocks him for his comparatively low blood pressure, Jim having eaten mostly eggs, butter, and milk for years.
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May 31, 2021 03:43
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Dwight teases Jim about his tiny penis while the two are at the urinal. Jim turns to the side and pisses all over Dwight's leg in retaliation, leaving Dwight stammering in shock.
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May 31, 2021 03:44
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John Krasinski replaces the day's shooting script with a doctored version that includes an extended scene of Rainn Wilson getting spanked with paddles. Jim mugs at Rainn from behind the camera.
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May 31, 2021 03:47
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Dwight can't stop yawning as he didn't sleep well last night because of the nightmares he has about coming into the office and so he goes to make himself a coffee in the break room but Jim has replaced all the regular coffee with decaf causing Dwight to be so tired.
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Dwight grabs Jim’s penis to see if he has an erection - no, not that time, but another time, a s a prank.
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