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a very blessed schadenfreude. that man is a hero to soccer-playing teens everywhere
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Bacon Taco posted:People don't all wipe standing up? Nope. Around 50% wipe while sitting, 47% wipe standing and an elusive 3% wipe lying down. 95% of all of these never wash their hands. 100% of these 95% then go on to make your food.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:26
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Excuse me I didn't spend half my life in institutions of higher learning to be called scatMAN
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Jul 17, 2020 23:26
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therattle posted:That’s why I’m studying for my PhD in human scatology. I’m doing a longitudinal study of wiping positions. imo you should get deep in there and do both longitudinal and latitudinal studies
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Jul 17, 2020 23:27
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 Edit: You know what, gently caress it. Here's another one. 
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Jul 17, 2020 23:29
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So I'm guessing the one he chucks way away is the one the other guy was going up there to get.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:32
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I've always wondered how hosed up that dude was, that is quite the landing.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:32
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Carthag Tuek posted:imo you should get deep in there and do both longitudinal and latitudinal studies I have to hold something in reserve for the research that’ll get me tenure. Bendova in the Czech Rep has a great programme that I’ve set my eye on.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:37
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Armitag3 posted:Nope. Around 50% wipe while sitting, 47% wipe standing and an elusive 3% wipe lying down. 95% of all of these never wash their hands. 100% of these 95% then go on to make your food. your math doesnt check out since the entire straight male user base of reddit doesnt wipe their rear end because that would be gay.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:38
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therattle posted:I have to hold something in reserve for the research that’ll get me tenure. Bendova in the Czech Rep has a great programme that I’ve set my eye on. try lots of starch, maybe some syrup. that'll give you tenure. they wont be able to let go
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Jul 17, 2020 23:40
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Jul 18, 2020 00:36
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So is it Doctor Scat then?
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Jul 18, 2020 00:45
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one thing i like about fascism is that it precludes learning from past mistakes & we get to constantly own them online its just too bad that doesnt help us in the real world
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Jul 18, 2020 00:45
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Black dude protests in a tiny VA town Racist moron burns cross in his yard Criminal mastermind then tells not one, but two people that he did it Police ask him if he did it. "I didn't do it" Police ask the two other guys: "He did it" Book em Danno! Bugsy posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1283779081222402048
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Jul 18, 2020 00:51
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Burning a cross should be a feelgood event everyone can enjoy, the catholic church sucks poo poo. Stupid racists ruin everything.
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Jul 18, 2020 00:55
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Burning a cross should be a feelgood event everyone can enjoy, the catholic church sucks poo poo. OrangegunUlsterman
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Jul 18, 2020 00:59
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Burning a cross should be a feelgood event everyone can enjoy, the catholic church sucks poo poo. burning things is cool & there are many things that you can burn that arent hateful to burn, even: - farts . campfires - even bonfires, if you stick to effigies of capitalists burning crosses is being a racist tryhard, unless you're wearing traditional catholic dress, i guess
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Jul 18, 2020 01:05
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I'm so used to stupid comments saying Catholics are different than Christians, that I'm honestly caught off guard by a stupid comment going the other direction and acting like the cross is specifically Catholic. Also typically shitheaded taste from our boy given that Catholic immigrants were a big target of the second Klan.
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Jul 18, 2020 01:07
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 speaking of tryhards
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Jul 18, 2020 01:10
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Grape posted:I'm so used to stupid comments saying Catholics are different than Christians, that I'm honestly caught off guard by a stupid comment going the other direction and acting like the cross is specifically Catholic. ah gently caress that wasnt my intention. i dont care about denominations, i was badly making a "heh hmm" about protestant kkk freaks dressing up w the catholic capirote pointy hats.
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Jul 18, 2020 01:14
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So is it Doctor Scat then?
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Jul 18, 2020 01:56
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Ordinarily I'd not bother saying anything, but this is goons we are talking about, so: Do not stick a lightbulb up your butt and also do not stick your finger in the light socket. I mean, you can stick whatever you like up your butt I guess, we're living in a hellworld and whatever gets you through the long dark nights is fine by me, but don't expect it to light up unless its one of those bulbs you buy from magic supply stores for variations of this trick, in which case it will work in your hand just as well. Its mainly the finger in the light socket which I'd say is a definite no no. Unless you are one of the posters who I am nursing a forums grudge against, in which case do whatever. You know who you are, motherfucker.
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Jul 18, 2020 02:01
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SiKboy posted:Ordinarily I'd not bother saying anything, but this is goons we are talking about, so: Do not stick a lightbulb up your butt and also do not stick your finger in the light socket. I mean, you can stick whatever you like up your butt I guess, we're living in a hellworld and whatever gets you through the long dark nights is fine by me, but don't expect it to light up unless its one of those bulbs you buy from magic supply stores for variations of this trick, in which case it will work in your hand just as well. Its mainly the finger in the light socket which I'd say is a definite no no. Unless you are one of the posters who I am nursing a forums grudge against, in which case do whatever. You know who you are, motherfucker. This is what 2020 has come to. Truly the end times.
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Jul 18, 2020 02:03
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Carthag Tuek posted:ah gently caress that wasnt my intention. i dont care about denominations, i was badly making a "heh hmm" about protestant kkk freaks dressing up w the catholic capirote pointy hats. I'm talking about Hot-takegunSuperman.
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Jul 18, 2020 02:56
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Lol if my posting upsets you so much put me on ignore dude, are you stupid? It's so easy. Constantly making GBS threads up the place with your whining is tiring for everyone. Hell, maybe even consider submitting content to the thread, there's a first time for everything. 
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Jul 18, 2020 03:08
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TACD posted:Reminds me of this classic 
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Jul 18, 2020 03:10
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you post bad. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qbvpvuOsQI1r0uzl6.mp4
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Jul 18, 2020 03:28
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ekuNNN posted:you post bad. I almost lost an eye like that when I was eight. Almost speared it on a Chevrolet Bel-Air 57' while riding on a scooter
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Jul 18, 2020 04:04
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Somehow she keeps running down the side of the cliff even as she's falling.
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Jul 18, 2020 04:11
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Lol if my posting upsets you so much put me on ignore dude, are you stupid? It's so easy. you always come off as super aggressive. Just chill maybe
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Jul 18, 2020 05:38
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Dr. Phildo posted:you always come off as super aggressive. Just chill maybe Or put me on ignore and don't pester the thread with your problems. E: moving on,  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jul 18, 2020 |
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Jul 18, 2020 05:47
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anyone who talks about ignore that much should put themselves on ignore imo
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Jul 18, 2020 06:19
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Bacon Taco posted:People don't all wipe standing up? Stand-up wiper checking in. Gotta verify that my poo poo is "normal".  snergle posted:your math doesnt check out since the entire straight male user base of reddit doesnt wipe their rear end because that would be gay. They account for 0% of wiping techniques, thus are not included in the [stool] sample. 
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Jul 18, 2020 06:23
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dog nougat posted:Stand-up wiper checking in. Gotta verify that my poo poo is "normal". SA conclusively settled this subject in like 2005 WTF:  Knormal posted:The correct appellation is "Bweee Doctor Da Da Da". Please, my FATHER is Bwee Doctor Da Da Da... you can just call me Scat Man  Darth Brooks posted:Somehow she keeps running down the side of the cliff even as she's falling. Maybe she's British? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLU_GvlaTtI
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Jul 18, 2020 07:23
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Takes No Damage posted:SA conclusively settled this subject in like 2005 WTF: you must always post the animated version! 
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Jul 18, 2020 08:09
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Jul 18, 2020 08:12
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Carthag Tuek posted:anyone who talks about ignore that much should put themselves on ignore imo Their rap sheet brings to mind that bit about if everyone you meet is an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 18, 2020 08:18
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Yep, cool, don't forget to ignore list and move on. Lol yet another person that's never contributed a shred of content but scrambling up to their high horse.
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Jul 18, 2020 08:45
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Yep, cool, don't forget to ignore list and move on. shut da gently caress up!
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Muscle Wizard posted:shut da gently caress up! Suck my balls dipshit, don't forget to ignore! 
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