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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

Hahahahahahha

Trump asked if he can pardon himself


Hahahahahaha

....C... Can he?

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

If he can then nothing possibly can matter without destroying the system that now stands. :grin:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
NYT is also reporting that Trump's team is doing opposition research into Mueller trying to find a reason to fire him

the cheeto is shook as gently caress

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guys they're making a rocko's modern life TV movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuF9aZxoipE

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

....C... Can he?

nobody knows because nobody has been bold enough to try but it's like 99% no

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

NYT is also reporting that Trump's team is doing opposition research into Mueller trying to find a reason to fire him

the cheeto is shook as gently caress

I want the Piss Tape!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lmao this is an absolute loving spectacle

I really just wish this would all end

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
7 days ago I crashed a motorcycle. Just did it again today!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

drat Chiche, maybe find a different form of transportation.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

NYT is also reporting that Trump's team is doing opposition research into Mueller trying to find a reason to fire him

the cheeto is shook as gently caress

Swift Boat Veterans v2

"I've read that this Mueller guy was given an award for a purple heart. That's what my people say. But I've looked into, and it turns out his heart is red! Can you believe this?! We're supposed to believe what he says and doesn't even have the right color medal."

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hmmmmm too bad we're stuck with Trump till 2020

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

7 days ago I crashed a motorcycle. Just did it again today!

my wife told me she saw a police chase of a motorcyclist at 280 and 87 what did you do

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Well if your riding is like your posting I can see why cagers keep trying to kill you.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

my wife told me she saw a police chase of a motorcyclist at 280 and 87 what did you do

CHP is actually cool and good? :wtc:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Diqnol posted:

drat Chiche, maybe find a different form of transportation.

I'm the Austin Collie of motorcycle riding.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Stop crashing your bike you dumb dumb

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/fart/status/888219261205831680

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


a neat cape posted:

....C... Can he?

No. Especially not for state crimes, like he's being investigated for in NYC!

Flikken posted:

I want the Piss Tape!

The dude has to know the tape is getting leaked like the instant he gets a lackey to fire Mueller

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I want Marcon to hold a press conference and releases the piss tape then look directly into the cameras and say "don't ever look at my wife again also you have a tiny peen"

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


If what the Steele dossier says is true, it'll be illegal, horrifyingly disgusting, and plain wrong to disseminate the tapes.

Also wrt the pardon yourself thing: https://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/olc/opinions/1974/08/31/op-olc-supp-v001-p0370_0.pdf

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I'd rather have Jafar as President

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

If what the Steele dossier says is true, it'll be illegal, horrifyingly disgusting, and plain wrong to disseminate the tapes.

Also wrt the pardon yourself thing: https://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/olc/opinions/1974/08/31/op-olc-supp-v001-p0370_0.pdf

If the piss tape is released all sense of law, morality, and decency is suspended.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

If what the Steele dossier says is true, it'll be awesome, horrifyingly captivating, and plain awesome to disseminate the tapes.

ftfy

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Chichevache posted:

I'm the Austin Collie of motorcycle riding.

Or the Big Ben really.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
"Is there any way I can make myself not liable for anything this investigation into me finds?" asked the totally innocent man

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Th4 best part is you know Mueller is gonna find poo poo no one else even knew of yet

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Th4 best part is you know Mueller is gonna find poo poo no one else even knew of yet

my guess is decades of mob poo poo

just endless mob poo poo including laundering money through his casinos

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Th4 best part is you know Mueller is gonna find poo poo no one else even knew of yet

Does he even make it to through the weekend, though?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
What if the piss tape...is actually a poop tape :thunk:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pops Mgee posted:

Or the Big Ben really.

My bike consented.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

My bike consented.

So you ran into the car and not vice versa?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

My bike consented.

pretty sure it was okay with you riding it hard but I don't think it wanted to go down

hosed up man

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pubic works project posted:

I'd rather have Jafar as President

I wouldn't.

It's like if Trump gets impeached, well congrats, now we have a Republican who isn't Abraham Simpson as president, and poo poo will actually get done.

Trump has been the biggest impediment to the republicans enacting their agenda.

I mean it's cool and good if he's destroyed and all of his money and property is burned and he's utterly destroyed as a warning to others, but good lord, president Mike Pence or anyone else is loving terrifying.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I wouldn't.

It's like if Trump gets impeached, well congrats, now we have a Republican who isn't Abraham Simpson as president, and poo poo will actually get done.

Trump has been the biggest impediment to the republicans enacting their agenda.

I mean it's cool and good if he's destroyed and all of his money and property is burned and he's utterly destroyed as a warning to others, but good lord, president Mike Pence or anyone else is loving terrifying.

If things are going the way they seem to be going this goes at least as far as Paul Ryan and the Turtle. The whole GOP leadership could get kneecapped.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

I wouldn't.

It's like if Trump gets impeached, well congrats, now we have a Republican who isn't Abraham Simpson as president, and poo poo will actually get done.

Trump has been the biggest impediment to the republicans enacting their agenda.

I mean it's cool and good if he's destroyed and all of his money and property is burned and he's utterly destroyed as a warning to others, but good lord, president Mike Pence or anyone else is loving terrifying.

I don't think health care failed because of Trump. He'll sign any dumbass thing that comes to his desk. If anything, Trump's mishaps gave the Republicans media cover while they secretly crafted an insane murder bill.

I'd prefer the precedent that there literally exists some kind of line that the President cannot cross is preserved.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


two things:

1) the pee tape isn't the only tape, the others are rumored to have worse content on them. I super hope that isn't true, though

2) Pence is also implicated in the federal charges, likely espionage. While some people would take that to mean Ryan would be pres, instead, Congress would elect both a pres and vp with the votes they don't lose to this investigation

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jul 21, 2017

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
The question is do we make it to President Mattis?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

1) the pee tape isn't the only tape, the others are rumored to have uh... aatreky content on them. I super hope that isn't true, though

Where did you hear this.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chichevache posted:

Where did you hear this.

I'm looking for it. I hope I'm remembering wrong.

e. I'm not having much luck here. let's just assume I was misremembering it

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 21, 2017

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I mainline trump bullshit daily and I've never heard that before, you might be misremembering yeah

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