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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
You get used to the anger and violent day dreams by staying depressed with the idea that your country is irrecoverably too stupid to live.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Cheekio posted:

This implies there are plenty of hentais out there that you wouldn't kink shame cause they're just totally above board. Could you elaborate on where exactly that line is drawn?

Well, Google brings me to the E-Hentai page, which lists this as the contents...


To elaborate, "nakadashi" is Japanese for "creampie".

Edit: Oh Jesus Christ, the comments...


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Isn't "creampie" just the word porn came up with for vanilla, penis in vagina sex?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
For a creampie, it must include semen in the vagina, too.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Isn't "creampie" just the word porn came up with for vanilla, penis in vagina sex?

I've never heard that. I've heard creampie associated with unprotected sex, with the goal to cum inside the vagina or anus and have it leak out, i.e. that's the cream.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Caufman posted:

For a creampie, it must include semen in the vagina, too.

The line is drawn! :argh:

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Isn't that what normally happens in heterosexual intercourse?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Isn't that what normally happens in heterosexual intercourse?

how many illegitimate kids do you reckon you have out there?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Isn't that what normally happens in heterosexual intercourse?

the pee is stored in balls

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


WeAreTheRomans posted:

how many illegitimate kids do you reckon you have out there?

I've paid for one abortion and one birth.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

WeAreTheRomans posted:

how many illegitimate kids do you reckon you have out there?

Anyone who posts in this thread probably isn't getting much action though.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Isn't that what normally happens in heterosexual intercourse?

Yes, but like anything, there's a fetish surrounding it. I know in live porn, overemphasis on it and bareback porn was done mostly as a reaction to the Californian condom laws, so you proved you were hardcore by filming in Las Vegas or Miami, nutting into some girl's vag and watching it dribble out.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Young Freud posted:

Yes, but like anything, there's a fetish surrounding it. I know in live porn, overemphasis on it and bareback porn was done mostly as a reaction to the Californian condom laws, so you proved you were hardcore by filming in Las Vegas or Miami, nutting into some girl's vag and watching it dribble out.

Man porn is gross. Weird how the market if free internet porn has created an environment where the only way to make money is to create and then fillnew niches, until those niches have also been replaced by free stuff, so then they create yet further niches. And looped back around to regular sex but this time they zoom the camera in for fluids after.

What's next, a genre of porn about pissing on the president's bed?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I didn't think we'd be talking about this so close to the Comey testimony.

And yet, here we are.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Please Trump make a tweet and get this thread rolling again.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Man porn is gross. Weird how the market if free internet porn has created an environment where the only way to make money is to create and then fillnew niches, until those niches have also been replaced by free stuff, so then they create yet further niches. And looped back around to regular sex but this time they zoom the camera in for fluids after.

What's next, a genre of porn about pissing on the president's bed?

Porn addicts are always chasing the niche fetish dragon. :v:

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

There Bias Two posted:

Anyone who posts in this thread probably isn't getting much action though.

Wrong. I have regular sex, but the whole time I'm thinking about President Donald J Trump, and the posters of Trump Thread

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Man porn is gross. Weird how the market if free internet porn has created an environment where the only way to make money is to create and then fillnew niches, until those niches have also been replaced by free stuff, so then they create yet further niches. And looped back around to regular sex but this time they zoom the camera in for fluids after.

What's next, a genre of porn about pissing on the president's bed?

It has to do with desensitization. In a time before widespread porn, people could get off by seeing an exposed ankle. Now you need at least 3 lampshades and a juggling chimpanzee to feel anything at all.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
What kind of pervert are you.

(Unknowingly, one of my tabs says "reverse anal vore")

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I've paid for one abortion and one birth.

Actually, it's millions.

#Taxes #AbortionIndustry

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

There Bias Two posted:

It has to do with desensitization. In a time before widespread porn, people could get off by seeing an exposed ankle. Now you need at least 3 lampshades and a juggling chimpanzee to feel anything at all.

No, sorry, people were perverts in the past too.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Al Borland Corp. posted:

Man porn is gross. Weird how the market if free internet porn has created an environment where the only way to make money is to create and then fillnew niches, until those niches have also been replaced by free stuff, so then they create yet further niches. And looped back around to regular sex but this time they zoom the camera in for fluids after.

What's next, a genre of porn about pissing on the president's bed?

Most of the people who make money in porn now seem to be cam show performers who, like you noted, tend to cultivate their own little niche. But that's paid porn, the market for free internet porn is even stranger than you think.

Basically every single site of note is owned by the same company. Whenever a new site starts making inroads into the market the company buys them up too. There are additionally rumors that the company likes to buy out porn studios and then stop placing takedown requests for that studio's content because "unauthorized" uploads don't trigger residual payments to directors and performers while still generating ad revenue.

It is just crazy that there is some sort of Standard Oil of Porn growing out there. Probably a lot of illegal anticompetitive activity going on but what DA is going to try and stand up to Big Porn (except to try and ban all porn)?

Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Jun 8, 2017

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

Are there economists who study this? Sounds like someone could write a total apeshit dissertation.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
When does Comey's testimony start? I need to plan my drinking schedule.

Also lmao at Eichenwald jerking it to Hentai, this is the weirdest goddamn timeline I swear

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Bubbacub posted:

Are there economists who study this? Sounds like someone could write a total apeshit dissertation.

Really put the "freak" in "Freakonomics" :quagmire:

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

WeAreTheRomans posted:

how many illegitimate kids do you reckon you have out there?

Is this the current state of sex education in the US?

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001



sean10mm posted:

Really put the "freak" in "Freakonomics" :quagmire:

Some of the research expenses might be tough to explain to an auditor.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Folks, I'm getting a little too aroused to watch CSPAN, now.

Not your fault, just my problem.

Bubbacub posted:

Some of the research expenses might be tough to explain to an auditor.

Show them carefully what you were working on?

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


I hadn't really considered that people itt wouldn't just figuratively reach climax if the pee cruzer micro was released

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


It's almost 8AM and we haven't had an angry drunk like tweet. Could Trump actually be nervous?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It's almost 8AM and we haven't had an angry drunk like tweet. Could Trump actually be nervous?

It is Thursday, he's probably just winding down from his hard workweek and all that.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Wrong. I have regular sex, but the whole time I'm thinking about President Donald J Trump, and the posters of Trump Thread

:forkbomb:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It's almost 8AM and we haven't had an angry drunk like tweet. Could Trump actually be nervous?

Comey hasn't taken the stage yet; give him time.

I would be very, very surprised if he doesn't live-tweet during Comey's testimony.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I wonder how many of the GOP talking points he'll explode within the next 24 hours? Trump, that is. It seems to be his thing. They can't plan coherent messages because he just rambles off, sees a boat, gets excited, and screams 'I OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE' again.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
He couldn't even tell the truth about the dinner--he lied and said Comey asked to have dinner with him, rather than the other way around.

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

So is the refusal by various IC officials who testified yesterday to talk about whether Trump asked them to intervene in an open session a bigger deal than I think it is? To me, the notion that a conversation even happened could be classified seems odd, but aside from that wanting to take that to a closed session seems reasonable. Yet people are flipping out as though they refused, full stop. What gives?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Fame Douglas posted:

Is this the current state of sex education in the US?

While I accept your point, I'm pretty sure there's some correlation between busting a nut inside a woman and occasional pregnancy

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
anyone have a youtube live link for comey?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Canuckistan posted:

anyone have a youtube live link for comey?

CNN is streaming it for free without a subscription.

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

botany posted:

When does Comey's testimony start? I need to plan my drinking schedule.

Also lmao at Eichenwald jerking it to Hentai, this is the weirdest goddamn timeline I swear

Starts at 10AM ET, which to all EU people watching is 2pm GMT...So ~25 mins away

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