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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

For some reason in regards to the Nemi boats, I just picture Caligula having this conversation with one of his Praetorians.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jack2142 posted:

For some reason in regards to the Nemi boats, I just picture Caligula having this conversation with one of his Praetorians.

And now I feel like the praetorians sometimes were less power-hungry and more "welp enough of this poo poo"

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

CommonShore posted:

Because the best way to impress the leaders of Egypt and Syracuse is to build two ships on a lake far away from Syracuse and Egypt.

But only if you do it like a century/three centuries after the last of them.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Maybe he was trying to impress himself. Like as a self confidence boost.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

CommonShore posted:

Because the best way to impress the leaders of Egypt and Syracuse is to build two ships on a lake far away from Syracuse and Egypt.

We've all done it at some point or another

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Maybe he was trying to impress himself. Like as a self confidence boost.

He just wanted a cool P. Diddy style party boat, so he can get all those noble ladies nice and tipsy topside, and then take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, where they can't refuse, because of the implication.

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!
Caligula emulating Hellenistic rulers' superships makes sense to me, the Roman Emperors were always comparing themselves to Alexander and his successors. Caligula wanting 2 big ol boats to put the Ptolemies puny single tesserakonteres to shame is totally in character.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ithle01 posted:

Please tell me there are more of these.

yeah, sorry i forgot to answer: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=191162&perpage=40&pagenumber=15#post465371417

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
So who wants to talk about Crassus? :smithicide:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

So who wants to talk about Crassus? :smithicide:

well everything seems okay except presidents don't personally lead armies so not sure how he's going to end up covered in molten gold in syria

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Freak Whitehouse redecorating accident.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I'm left thinking a lot about the decay of Han Dynasty state controls on the accumulation of wealth and power by the great aristocracy, and how it led to the general immiseration of everybody who wasn't part of that aristocracy and the collapse of the state over a period of about 100 years. And how clearly that parallels the Latifundia & collapse of the Roman Republic or the French aristocracy and the collapse of the French Empire. Is it possible that World War II saved democracy from the gilded age?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Historical allegory bombardment commencing, fallen empires locked in. Got eyes on some sweet rear end juxtapositions.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Friendly Humour posted:

Historical allegory bombardment commencing, fallen empires locked in. Got eyes on some sweet rear end juxtapositions.

Trump's bumbast brings to mind the late Roman emperor Caracalla, who famously built a luxurious palace and enjoyed popular fame more than was befitting a politician

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Friendly Humour posted:

Historical allegory bombardment commencing, fallen empires locked in. Got eyes on some sweet rear end juxtapositions.
as a 30yw historian, i am rolling in opportunities right now

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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HEY GAL posted:

as a 30yw historian, i am rolling in opportunities right now

Next 8 years are gonna be fuckin sweet.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Friendly Humour posted:

Next 8 years are gonna be fuckin sweet.

So will the remaining 22

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Half of all Germans died iirc.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I'm gonna allow this but if it strays into poo poo and trolling I'll bring the hammer down because I have no chill about anything right now.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
do you think Trump is going to revive proscription lists, and who will be on them?

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm gonna allow this but if it strays into poo poo and trolling I'll bring the hammer down because I have no chill about anything right now.

Our Dear OP says this from the grips of a ~communist country~.

Joking aside, and whatever your politics, the election followed many of the classic paths to power of demagogues in ancient history. Are there historical examples of demagogues who did not become tyrants? I'm using the classical definitions of these terms, btw: not the CNN/Fox definitions.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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Ynglaur posted:

Our Dear OP says this from the grips of a ~communist country~.

Joking aside, and whatever your politics, the election followed many of the classic paths to power of demagogues in ancient history. Are there historical examples of demagogues who did not become tyrants? I'm using the classical definitions of these terms, btw: not the CNN/Fox definitions.

The ones that got clubbed to death with chair legs by Senatorial mobs?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The least tyrannical demagogue I can think of offhand is Andrew Jackson and he committed literal genocide so

In like Zinn
Jan 3, 2010

You'll notice from the bodies where the squaddies have been.

Jamwad Hilder posted:

do you think Trump is going to revive proscription lists, and who will be on them?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/11/08/omarosa-donald-trump-enemies-placed-list-lindsey-graham/93523010/
The auguries are positive.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Grand Fromage posted:

The least tyrannical demagogue I can think of offhand is Andrew Jackson and he committed literal genocide so

He also personally murdered up to a hundred people he disagreed with. Really the only untyrannical part was that he chose to do it himself.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Friendly Humour posted:

Half of all Germans died iirc.
25% to a third

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sorry, I was thinking of men. As per usual. Sexy dead german men.

Or am I remembering it wrong again?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

CoolCab posted:

He also personally murdered up to a hundred people he disagreed with. Really the only untyrannical part was that he chose to do it himself.

Wait, what?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

*in pontifex voice* Hey guys turns out yesterday was an unlucky day so the election never happened

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

he fought a lot of duels

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Friendly Humour posted:

Sorry, I was thinking of men. As per usual. Sexy dead german men.

Or am I remembering it wrong again?
since the vast majority of the dead were civilians (and many of those were children), it's probably about 50:50 by sex

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

The least tyrannical demagogue I can think of offhand is Andrew Jackson and he committed literal genocide so

This election is like that one in terms of antiestablishment populist anger ushering in an enormous rear end in a top hat, except back then you didn't have Cherokee friends on facebook saying "wtf, please don't do this."

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I didn't mean Donald Trump is a tyrant or whatever, it's just in the long term I think elites accumulating wealth and power (at the expense of everyone else) is a feature of states in decline.

Right? Can history get behind that as a real trend in the long term?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Jackson is also one of the first justifications for the electoral college, because it kept the homicidal maniac out of power even though he won the popular vote.

Except he won the next election anyways, so it's all moot.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Arglebargle III posted:

I didn't mean Donald Trump is a tyrant or whatever, it's just in the long term I think elites accumulating wealth and power (at the expense of everyone else) is a feature of states in decline.

Right? Can history get behind that as a real trend in the long term?

"Elites accumulating wealth and power" id a feature of states period. Really it's a feature of human civilization in general.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Hmm, then instead say elites accumulating wealth and power at the expense of the state is a sign of a state in decline? I think that's a much clearer relationship.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
go back to dd

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
there is no such thing as a state in "decline" or in "ascendance;" both are too teleological. it's the 21st century and Spengler is dead.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

That's an interesting perspective. So you take the Western Roman Empire in the year 400. You can't point to that as a state in decline?

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Arglebargle III posted:

That's an interesting perspective. So you take the Western Roman Empire in the year 400. You can't point to that as a state in decline?

In the year 400, the Western Empire was still doing pretty ok, and there was plenty of indication that the whole thing might reunify and even expand again.

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