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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BUSH 2112 posted:

tbh technocracy sounds like a better deal, as opposed to our current government run and staffed by people who are dangerously incompetent or destructive or both

i tend to agree, just saying that the "full socialism now!!!" crowd here is probably going to be unhappy with the candidates in 2018

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i just had the realization that i probably have fewer than 20,000 days left to live assuming i end up around average. doesn't feel like that many days when you think about it

drat

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/yottapoint/status/835699226000543744

The democrats path in 2018 runs right through FYGM territory.

Hope you like technocrats

WWC all the way, i have always said Women With Cocks are the future

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



except i guess we're all gonna die in nuclear hellfire any way so it's really more like fewer than 1000 days

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
Owns.

loving Dems. They just had to put up the one person on Earth who could lose to Donald J. Trump.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



triple sulk posted:

i just had the realization that i probably have fewer than 20,000 days left to live assuming i end up around average. doesn't feel like that many days when you think about it

drat

time to brush up on your chess skills i guess

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

WWC all the way, i have always said Women With Cocks are the future

wow

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



btw, in case you missed it, wapo followed up on nyt's big scoop of the week (the one about priebus trying to recruit the FBI to counter trump-russia stories) with an even bigger scoop about a broad-ranging federal-level effort by the administration to get pushback on the russia stuff

Trump administration sought to enlist intelligence officials, key lawmakers to counter Russia stories

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Al-Saqr posted:

Cruella Devil wants to starve poor children to death:-

https://twitter.com/theaffinitymag/status/835294222349631489
Oh... so that's how they're going to pay for tax cuts.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

this makes me think of zoidberg in a new and terrible light

i had a dumb idea for a skit based on my username where cumshitter is like a bond film and its starts off with the villain, Cummshitter, hijacking every tv feed in the world to demand $100 tirllion or else he will blow up the earth his moon lazer. excep hes naked and as hes making his deamnd hes getting railed up the rear end by a big gburly dude

"If you do not *unfff* acquiesce to my *aawww yeahh* dmeands you will all die *ooooohh yeahhhh thats the spot*"

then it cuts to james bond fighting cumshitter in his flaming moonbase and every time bond punches cumshitter he shits cum and theyre sliding around awkwardly aan dbond is covered in jizzm and he breaks down and starts sobbing about how this is the worst mission ehes ever been on and then cumshiter laughs maniaclly and starts peeing on bond

zoom out. cumshitter is sitting in front of the studio board and theyre watching Cumshitte: The Movie and the lead studio execc asks

"Now, Mr. Briggenmeier, I want you to answer this question honestly. If you don't, this is going to be a long, painful meeting. Did you or did you not use the $150 million we gave you to produce a disgusting, gay pornographic film starring yourself?"

"Yes."

"Good. I'm glad we could get past that. Get out, you're fired. I will personally ensure you never work in this town again."

*goldfinger song but with goldfinger replaced with cumshitter starts playing*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Evil_Greven posted:

Oh... so that's how they're going to pay for tax cuts.

the entire doed's budget wouldn't pay for a tax cut of any size or relevance

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

i just had the realization that i probably have fewer than 20,000 days left to live assuming i end up around average. doesn't feel like that many days when you think about it

drat

lol just lol @ you not watching anime for most of those days

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

cumshitter posted:

cumshitter

I think American Dad already beat you to it.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Evil_Greven posted:

Owns.

loving Dems. They just had to put up the one person on Earth who could lose to Donald J. Trump.

How'd the bern man do up against that one person?

Why bring up that nonsense talk about bowel movements or something.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

lol just lol @ you not watching anime for most of those days

Have you seen The Devil is a Part Timer yet?

There's lots of fast food so Trump would approve.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Junkyard Poodle posted:

How'd the bern man do up against that one person?

Why bring up that nonsense talk about bowel movements or something.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

the entire doed's budget wouldn't pay for a tax cut of any size or relevance

yeah, all of federal education spending (including the dept of ed and some other things) is like 3% of the federal govt budget

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

lol just lol @ you not watching anime for most of those days

how do you know i'm not

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the best part of tax credits is in the bush days you'd just do some creative numbers say "it'll stimulate the economy" badda-boom badda-bing and cut taxes and run up deficits.


now you have lunatics like justin amash in the house [and enough of them to make problems] who will not accept any tax break without offsets and there's no way to do anything

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bert Roberge posted:

I think American Dad already beat you to it.

*sad wet fart*

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

triple sulk posted:

i just had the realization that i probably have fewer than 20,000 days left to live assuming i end up around average. doesn't feel like that many days when you think about it

drat

this is me atm:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
we need some more wars better give the military more money

** blows $35 billion on a poo poo jet **

drat still gotta cut something... WAIT BROWNS ARE GETTING FREE MEALS???? FUCKIN CUT IT OUT NOW

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a helpful bear posted:

we need some more wars better give the military more money

** blows $35 billion on a poo poo jet **

drat still gotta cut something... WAIT BROWNS ARE GETTING FREE MEALS???? FUCKIN CUT IT OUT NOW

*1.5 trillion

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Bip Roberts posted:

this is me atm:


i hope hes drinking the champagne of beers

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Schnorkles posted:

the best part of tax credits is in the bush days you'd just do some creative numbers say "it'll stimulate the economy" badda-boom badda-bing and cut taxes and run up deficits.


now you have lunatics like justin amash in the house [and enough of them to make problems] who will not accept any tax break without offsets and there's no way to do anything

oh and you used to just flat out bribe these nutjobs with earmarks but those are gone too

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cumshitter posted:

i had a dumb idea for a skit based on my username where cumshitter is like a bond film and its starts off with the villain, Cummshitter, hijacking every tv feed in the world to demand $100 tirllion or else he will blow up the earth his moon lazer. excep hes naked and as hes making his deamnd hes getting railed up the rear end by a big gburly dude

"If you do not *unfff* acquiesce to my *aawww yeahh* dmeands you will all die *ooooohh yeahhhh thats the spot*"

then it cuts to james bond fighting cumshitter in his flaming moonbase and every time bond punches cumshitter he shits cum and theyre sliding around awkwardly aan dbond is covered in jizzm and he breaks down and starts sobbing about how this is the worst mission ehes ever been on and then cumshiter laughs maniaclly and starts peeing on bond

zoom out. cumshitter is sitting in front of the studio board and theyre watching Cumshitte: The Movie and the lead studio execc asks

"Now, Mr. Briggenmeier, I want you to answer this question honestly. If you don't, this is going to be a long, painful meeting. Did you or did you not use the $150 million we gave you to produce a disgusting, gay pornographic film starring yourself?"

"Yes."

"Good. I'm glad we could get past that. Get out, you're fired. I will personally ensure you never work in this town again."

*goldfinger song but with goldfinger replaced with cumshitter starts playing*

"Now, Mr. Briggenmeier, I want you to answer this question honestly. If you don't, this is going to be a long, painful meeting. Did you or did you not use the $150 million we gave you to produce a disgusting, gay pornographic film starring yourself?"

"Yes."

"Good. I'm glad we could get past that. How do you feel about turning this into a multi-media franchise attached to an interconnected cinematic universe? Because you're the best we got, kid!"

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Epic High Five posted:

Trump will say nothing about it, nor any of his lackeys of course, and I wish I could ascribe it to malice because the guy stopped a MAGAman follower of his, but it's plainly obvious that Trump feels only bored indifference to people dying or doing brave acts that involve no profit

Actually Spicey was asked about it yesterday:

quote:

Q Can I first ask about the shooting in Kansas of the two Indian Americans and what the President’s response to it was, but also if there’s any concern that some of the rhetoric that the President or -- that generally has been out here recently could have contributed in any way to that or stepped up violence?
MR. SPICER: I mean, obviously, any loss of life is tragic, but I’m not going to get into, like, that kind of -- to suggest that there’s any correlation I think is a bit absurd. So I’m not going to go any further than that.

...

Q Can I follow up on the shooting? You mentioned that -- is it the -- what part is the “absurd”? I guess I’m just --
MR. SPICER: Well, it’s absurd to suggest that rhetoric. And I think the point that was at least -- I think the --
Q I mean, the comment from the man supposedly is, “Get out of my country.” Is it a question of it’s too early to call it a hate crime?
MR. SPICER: No, no, no, but I think they’re pointing out -- at least what I thought was being asked is, is there any, like -- was it your intention to suggest that there was, like, a connection between --
Q I mean, I think that -- I didn't want to say, this person did -- I mean, I don't think any of us could know that possibly.
MR. SPICER: Well, I think to sort of -- to right now intimate what the motives are is too early. I mean, I guess my point is to sort of jump to a conclusion. We've seen that too often in the past -- in Florida and other places where people jump to a conclusion. This is -- we're not going to be subject to calling a video as the Clinton -- as the Obama administration did. I mean, let's let law enforcement do its job before we start jumping to conclusions.
Q Do you know of any other parts of the administration looking into this potentially? The Department of Justice, for example, maybe?
MR. SPICER: I don't have anything for you on this.

"Oh are you asking about a hate crime committed in the name of Our Trump? IGNORE IGNORE DEFLECT DEFLECT BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

*1.5 trillion

i need to drink this beer faster

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the department of defense budget is a gobsmacking amount of money you really shouldn't think about it

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Youth Decay posted:

Actually Spicey was asked about it yesterday:


"Oh are you asking about a hate crime committed in the name of Our Trump? IGNORE IGNORE DEFLECT DEFLECT BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI"

Stop leaking bad things about the president.

He only likes that if it's on a bed Obama slept on.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bip Roberts posted:

this is me atm:


was this after obama? because lol national security did collapse due to obama's actions just like the MAGAcucks said it would; obama's failures to protect us lead directly to Russia installing a puppet "president"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

a helpful bear posted:

i need to drink this beer faster

that cash would buy you a whole lot of natty

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

It's too bad Amash is a Randian nutjob economically, he's quite principled when it comes to civil liberties and electoral transparency. Kinda overrides the good parts.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

BUSH 2112 posted:

some chill rear end tunes

The weird melody after "Pray if you want but try to love the ones who dont" @ 2:30 gives me this weird feeling in my brainstem area.

Is that ASMR?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
amash and his ilk are also preventing the republicans from just cutting taxes for the rich en masse, so they serve their purpose when you want to prevent real dumb deficit spending

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Bip Roberts posted:

that cash would buy you a whole lot of natty

also a lot of bath oil

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Aurubin posted:

It's too bad Amash is a Randian nutjob economically, he's quite principled when it comes to civil liberties and electoral transparency. Kinda overrides the good parts.

Oh, he's been pushing hard for an investigation into one of Trump's incalculable impeachable offenses has he? Pushing back against broad authoritarian maneuvering and the outright making illegal of disagreeing with the POTUS or police?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I want a Cumshitter themepark ride and a Cumshitter interactive VR experience and a Cumshitter augmented reality location tracking game and a Cumshitter

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

"Now, Mr. Briggenmeier, I want you to answer this question honestly. If you don't, this is going to be a long, painful meeting. Did you or did you not use the $150 million we gave you to produce a disgusting, gay pornographic film starring yourself?"

"Yes."

"Good. I'm glad we could get past that. How do you feel about turning this into a multi-media franchise attached to an interconnected cinematic universe? Because you're the best we got, kid!"

i think this is what the wachoswki twins were going for

fun fact: i worked at Warner Bros for a bit and when youre a new employee they give you a free studio tour after the "how to not sexually harass people in the work place" part of the training. this is universal for all employees, whether u are an exec or working in the tour/gift shop section like i did

part of the tour includes a vehicle muesuem where you can see the live action scooby doo van next to the dummies they used from that scene from the matrix 3 where all the agent smiths are standing on the side of the road watching neo and the gang have a high speed action fight on cars. half the actors were real and each one reached into a dummy with a stick that turned the head of the dummy. t hats how they got the shot

anyway i pointed out that the little standdee placard thing that described the car and the movie it was from incorrectly said "the washowski brothers" and wrote an anonymous note to hr saying they should correct it to read "twins" but they never acted on it. or maybe they did. i didnt care enough to actually check after writing an email to them

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


It's kind of funny to imagine bloodthirsty Republicans cracking open the budget for all those juicy liberal big spending programs to hack up into tax breaks and giveaways only to discover that any program of worth in America has already been cut to the bone and there's hardly any money left to loot. Once they destroy the ACA and shutter all the government departments they hate there really won't be anything left to go after but the big-ticket items like Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security.

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