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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lmfao

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

sector_corrector posted:

i think it's possible that dude wipes also misunderstood the nature of the term, because that explanation doesn't make any sense

Not to get graphic but it could mean cleaning up fluids after because if you just use toilet paper you're a chump.

e-

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 28, 2014

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

Seltzer posted:

Not to get graphic but it could mean cleaning up fluids after because if you just use toilet paper you're a chump.

e-

So then it should've said "cleaning up the remnants of your slam piece's presence" or "washing your slam piece's intimate fluids off of your gently caress stick"

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

Seltzer posted:

Not to get graphic but it could mean cleaning up fluids after because if you just use toilet paper you're a chump.
Also thanks for the decorum but I definitely know the mechanics of sex

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

ManoliIsFat posted:

So then it should've said "cleaning up the remnants of your slam piece's presence" or "washing your slam piece's intimate fluids off of your gently caress stick"

I was going more for "wipin down your man butter" but sure.

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad

ManoliIsFat posted:

Also thanks for the decorum but I definitely know the mechanics of sex

calling bs on that

slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

omg will laren are you me?????

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

i never get tired of lookin at this fuckin leprechaun

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah

stay depressed
Sep 30, 2003

by zen death robot
didn't see it right away

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
When You See This You Will poo poo Bricks

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
hope you got your dude wipes to clean your taint and gooch from all the shits

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


very naice

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


if you think about, deryck whibley himself is the slam piece here.

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl

cf posted:

hope you got your dude wipes to clean your taint and gooch from all the shits

both of em?

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
if your queef is bigger than your face it means you have cancer

animal drums
Jul 8, 2010

ManoliIsFat posted:

So then I don't understand, it's to wipe down your side piece's parts before + after?

You know how back in the day a classy guy might give a lady his handkerchief to wipe the sweat from her brow? It's like that, but for your slam piece

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

bo bo bo bo bo

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
my gooch, my taint. my slam piece and my rear end.

SketchyNick
Oct 15, 2005
He should of used that dude wipe to clean his slam piece i see jazz on her thigh

slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

SketchyNick posted:

He should of used that dude wipe to clean his slam piece i see jazz on her thigh

dude it's tintin

beeman
May 7, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrxxcLhW2c

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

animal drums posted:

You know how back in the day a classy guy might give a lady his handkerchief to wipe the sweat from her brow? It's like that, but for your slam piece

hey. take a dude wipe. you know you're my number one slam piece

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
welcome to the SLAM
dude-wipe all that JAM

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Zesty Mordant posted:

welcome to the SLAM
dude-wipe all that JAM

Meursault Horny
Sep 9, 2003

slowdave posted:

dude it's tintin



lol

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

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Jan 7, 2008

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
jag är bög

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348

lol

Stocking
Jul 24, 2007

its disgraceful how we treat our vets

slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

fairlight
May 18, 2007

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

yessssss

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

god level

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Nov 14, 2012

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