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*First confessor's wish is granted as a monkey's paw finger curls in the frame*
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 22:10 |
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loquacius posted:
Yeah man you have done all you can. Don't let your self live like that anymore. Its not easy but you'll be happier in the long run if she is unwilling to change.
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 03:19 |
MarcusSA posted:Yeah man you have done all you can. She's already decided her fate, all she needs is for you to be the one to leave so she can say 'SEE I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME I FEEL SO ABANDONED' and make you take 100% of the blame for the whole thing Just brace for that, and you'll be fine
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 17:35 |
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thoughts and prayers posted:She's already decided her fate, all she needs is for you to be the one to leave so she can say 'SEE I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME I FEEL SO ABANDONED' Yup. This. Talk to your kids, talk to a lawyer, then move on. Divorced in shape older guys are in high demand as well. Your life will be a lot better.
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 18:13 |
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thoughts and prayers posted:She's already decided her fate, all she needs is for you to be the one to leave so she can say 'SEE I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME I FEEL SO ABANDONED' “Are you having an affair?” “No, but I will unless you sort yourself out”
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 22:58 |
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therattle posted:“Are you having an affair?” Fat wife goon needs to cheat on her asap. Unless that would hurt his chances at child custody later on. Then, don't do that!
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:36 |
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Skipping a long faux-supervillain monologue about trolling subreddits for rape/abuse survivors, although it did contain the sentence "I identify strongly w/ JD" like JD from Scrubs which I thought was pretty funnyquote:I've co-opted the "me too" movement to sleep with a bunch of twenty somethings and I regret nothing. The above one isn't real (I edited it slightly to remove a "calling card" I've seen before) but honestly for this to really qualify as puppetmaster manipulation I'd have to know how he gets them to steer him at their hot friends, because in the baseline case this is just, y'know, getting work acquaintances to wingman for you which plenty of people do Am I not thinking of this correctly? Steer me right if I'm wrong. quote:I somehow didn't see island goon's fesh. I hope someone will post that link. Honestly, our country kind of loving sucks for a lot of people in this same way, but I assure you you have other options than getting yourself into a foreign penal colony. Try going back to school if necessary -- you're already living with your parents, after all, so it's possibly doable even if only in a community-college setting. And as usual do your best to find meaning in other parts of life -- get a hobby, hang out with friends more often, stay on Tinder.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 22:00 |
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I like how the Me Too co-opter fesh boils down to a sweet plan for getting laid once every three months.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:03 |
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Also anyone over the age of 30 with a working dick shouldn’t feel accomplished for banging twenty somethings, it’s like the entire point of surviving your 20’s as a male
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:35 |
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I'm pretty sure Norway would just deport you. also don't murder norwegians, most of them are cool.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:54 |
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loquacius posted:Sorry to break this to you but "the support of your friends" is kind of understating the kind of poo poo Kav had going for him Feminist liberals are the real rapists!!! *anonymously admits to raping a woman and pushing a handicap kid down the stairs* This liberal forum has made me so lonely Looks like my dislike for chuds is completely reasonable.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 03:05 |
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My Linux Rig posted:Looks like my dislike for chuds is completely reasonable. Your casual dehumanization is showing!!
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:40 |
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There's lots of remote places that are desperate for people to go live there, you don't have to commit a crime to do it and they aren't entirely inhabited by pedophiles. You can just move there and work in a shop or something...
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:48 |
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Gibbon posted:There's lots of remote places that are desperate for people to go live there, you don't have to commit a crime to do it and they aren't entirely inhabited by pedophiles. You can just move there and work in a shop or something... He could move to the Pitcairn Islands. Pretty much everyone is a sex offender, but not necessarily a pedo. Just think how high falutin' he'd be. "I ain't no sex criminal"!! The Bitches would flock to him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 11:33 |
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Gibbon posted:There's lots of remote places that are desperate for people to go live there, you don't have to commit a crime to do it and they aren't entirely inhabited by pedophiles. You can just move there and work in a shop or something... Generally there's a reason these places are desperate for people to live there.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 11:51 |
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wesleywillis posted:He could move to the Pitcairn Islands. Pretty much everyone is a sex offender, but not necessarily a pedo.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 12:09 |
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Check out Dennis Reynolds there! With his master plan of "making friends" to meet people.loquacius posted:The above one isn't real . Intentionally ignoring this so I can make Always Sunny jokes.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 12:46 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Generally there's a reason these places are desperate for people to live there. haha yeah of course, I wouldn't want to live there - but there's also a few reasons people don't want to live on pedophile island
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 13:09 |
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Holy poo poo 486 pages down! Confession: I haven’t worked in the three weeks since finding this thread 😂
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 19:38 |
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poo poo I should probably post some goddamn content then Followup from the guy who was very obviously about to make an extremely correct decision w/r/t his hot young drama-queen coworker quote:I hosed up. Sorry if this is long and rambling but I just need to say it to someone. Y'know what Divorce your wife because you're obviously desperate to (not because of office girl but because you're unhappy), and once that's done, go ahead and have an office fling. Why not? It's probably terrible advice, but work is pissing me off today and at this point my gently caress-it meter is just as full as yours. quote:Wait... a confessor said both that they're some weird twisted edgelord... and they identify with JD? Are you sure you read it right? That could have been a post in the thread honestly Alright, at least one person asked for it, so, here's the edgelord troll fesh quote:I'm a sadist. It's probably a trollpost about trollposts but the Scrubs line was pretty funny yeah Oh, and because it's short, here's a followup to the Norwegian-penal-colony saga: quote:please tell "Yeah I eat rear end" that the Norgays couldn't deport me - it's illegal under EU law to extradite someone who would face the death penalty. LOL OWNED. TIME FOR SOME SPYRO! so you're doubling down on the whole committing-a-horrible-atrocity-to-play-ps2-on-a-Scandinavian-island thing, specifying that it'd be a death-penalty-qualifying offense You know you can probably just move to a Scandinavian island and bring a ps2 with you, right? Don't even have to commit any unforgivable crimes against God and man that way.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:00 |
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I honestly can't think of any downsides of starting an office romance while still married.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I honestly can't think of any downsides of starting an office romance while still married. Yeah there is absolutely a proper order to these things which I emphasized in my post, and you must maintain to everyone involved that the two data-points of divorce and office romance are in no way related to each other, and if you can pull that off this whole clusterfuck will stay constant at 75% complete-catastrophe instead of 100%
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:10 |
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Ask your wife for a threesome and just forget to invite her.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I honestly can't think of any downsides of starting an office romance while still married. I can’t either and he should never wear a condom as those things are for sailors and prostitutes... and this is could be the romance you have always sought. Fo reals yo. Confessor, be sure to let us know what city you are in so we Goons can enjoy the upcoming wedding announcement. Everything will go super great I am sure. I truly hope this fesh is real.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:19 |
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Show up to work in board shorts and a wife beater. It'll be funny.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:29 |
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Good luck office romance goon I don't think it's real because the guy has given very little information about his wife. You'd think there'd be a moment where he'd acknowledge his feelings about his wife or how she might be affected by all this but she's kind of an afterthought. Regardless of the guy's opinion of his wife, there ought to be *something.* Also supposedly her bf is a carbon copy of the fessor but also a wifebeater-wearing deadbeat? Come on now.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:50 |
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At this burn rate, office romance goon will be living out of his car by the end of the month.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:05 |
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Von_Doom posted:I can’t either and he should never wear a condom Hell yeah, why even bother if you're not even going to feel it?
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:14 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Hell yeah, why even bother if you're not even going to feel it? Bets on he goes raw dog in the office girl, and he ends up giving his wife vd.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:41 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Bets on he goes raw dog in the office girl, and he ends up giving his wife vd. I'm gonna guess he'll get rear end herpes on his mouth or something.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 22:17 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Bets on he goes raw dog in the office girl, and he ends up giving his wife vd. How dare you! This girl is just misunderstood and with the Wrong Guy. If she got with a better guy, a guy who she is meant for, all will be well. Our Confessor will also be so much happier without that dead weight ex. She’s like a millstone around his neck! shhhhh - don’t ruin this
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 22:18 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Bets on he goes raw dog in the office girl, and he ends up giving his wife vd. I call, knocks her up, and she threatens to send pics/evidence of future bastard child to his wife unless he pays for abortion or just flat out leaves her. This could be the best serial we've had since therapy goon.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 22:23 |
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Norway isn't a member of the EU
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 11:18 |
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fesh plot twist: He steals office girl's wifebeater and boardshorts boyfriend.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 15:49 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Norway isn't a member of the EU NOW you tell me.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 16:12 |
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Honestly, I think living at some remote island in Norway and working some menial job to get by just so I could play Gran Tourismo from 13 years ago sounds pretty cool. It would be like My Summer Car, but more chill and good.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 16:18 |
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I told you that cutting your dick off was the right move confessor. Now you may be thinking “wow it’s too late all is lost” but you would be wrong! There’s still time to chop it off and save your marriage!
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 17:22 |
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i dont get why so many people think virgins with a huge complex and mental issues over being a virgin loving a hooker is such a bad idea. it worked for me, and i think $200 for removing this aura of desperation and thirstiness was a steal. im even married now! fuckin a hooker crystalizes this abstract concept youve built up in your head to the point of fantasy and will make you realize a whole lot about sex and how its really not as big a deal as you think it is. also i probably wouldnt go around saying hookers arent real girls, this will not help you discarded box fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 19, 2018 |
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TheJetCityFix posted:fesh plot twist: He steals office girl's wifebeater and boardshorts boyfriend. Now that’s a fesh I can get behind!
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 19:41 |
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discarded box posted:i dont get why so many people think virgins with a huge complex and mental issues over being a virgin loving a hooker is such a bad idea. it worked for me, and i think $200 for removing this aura of desperation and thirstiness was a steal. im even married now! Because, much like basing your sexual expectations on nothing but a steady diet of pornography, thinking sex with a sex worker is entirely analogous to doing it with someone who isn't a professional is a bad idea.
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