TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/826244533801320448

lol time to call my senators I guess

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:55

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:49

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

kaleedity posted:

from what I read the goal is to ensure you can smash educational institutions that disagree with you

this is the least offensive thing that's come out of the trump white house and i highly doubt that bannon had any hand in this

the wording reads like a military operations order, it establishes actual timetables, the review council isn't the NSC, it's the secdef/DHS/DNI.

the actual loving problem is that its asking for a full disclosure of all of our current intelligence, which will then be handed straight over to russia

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:55

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Colonel Corazon posted:

ravioli ravioli give me the death i deservioli is better tbh

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:56

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

jeb save us pelase

please jeb

Jeb! is gonna punch Trump live on tv. "Please clap."

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:56

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Yinlock posted:

i'm pretty sure it's the nazis who are most at fault here

The dems could've actually listened to the left wing for the last 20 years and maybe people wouldn't think they're too lovely to vote for? There's a reason so many people stayed home instead of voting.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:56

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Jazerus posted:

it doesn't give anybody but mattis the ability to do anything to change education though, and there only in an advisory capacity

like yeah dhs will start getting detailed statistics on how many kids get As in math and CS or whatever, how does this translate to control without further EOs or legislation? assuming bannon can't just do literally anything, which i think is a fair assumption even now given the response of the american people to the muslim ban

Because the whole point of the EO is to fully review cybersecurity infrastructure and come to a consensus on how to "improve" it

Read the whole thing. The EO is a means to fully rewire the cybersecurity infrastructure how the Trump team sees fit.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:56

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

I'm still thinking Trump really, really doesn't want to spend 4 years of his life doing this and will resign in a year

He def doesn't need to worry about being impeached with the Democrats in full on grabass mode

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:56

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Business Gorillas posted:

ravioli ravioli give me the death i deservioli is better tbh

i agree

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:57

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Business Gorillas posted:

can someone explain how things got so completely and utterly hosed in 11 days?

trump!

*click*

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:57

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

jarofpiss posted:

purge the fascist collaborators from the democratic party

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:57

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

SgtSteel91: Oct 21, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/826244533801320448

I'd like to send a letter to my Democratic Senator urging him to go through with the filibusterer.

Is there some sort of template I can use?

This will be my first time doing this.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

So, sometimes I wonder: is this how tea party people felt when Obama was in office?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Is anyone else hoping that Liz Warren or Al Franken or Ron Wyden actually steps the gently caress up and unites the resistance?

BRB, I'm going to pop back in time to 1994 and tell my past self that I'm legitimately hoping that the Stuart Smalley/Weekend Update guy from SNL becomes the next President of the United States, and watch my reaction

And then I think I'll stay in 1994 for a while.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

got any sevens posted:

The dems could've actually listened to the left wing for the last 20 years and maybe people wouldn't think they're too lovely to vote for? There's a reason so many people stayed home instead of voting.

there's a good reason why they didn't: they actually want this poo poo to happen.

They're loving collaborators.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Jazerus posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:59

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Powered Descent posted:

Is anyone else hoping that Liz Warren or Al Franken or Ron Wyden actually steps the gently caress up and unites the resistance?

BRB, I'm going to pop back in time to 1994 and tell my past self that I'm legitimately hoping that the Stuart Smalley/Weekend Update guy from SNL becomes the next President of the United States, and watch my reaction

And then I think I'll stay in 1994 for a while.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Oh neat my very own senator chris coons wants to be a cuckservative and let trump crown his court pick because POLITICS IS ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE; COMPROMISE YOU GUYS

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

got any sevens posted:

The dems could've actually listened to the left wing for the last 20 years and maybe people wouldn't think they're too lovely to vote for? There's a reason so many people stayed home instead of voting.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/826094190895497217

dems are bad but let's not pretend ~the heartland~ isn't a total cesspool

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

got any sevens posted:

The dems could've actually listened to the left wing for the last 20 years and maybe people wouldn't think they're too lovely to vote for? There's a reason so many people stayed home instead of voting.

This does not change the fact that the Nazis remain the ones most at fault

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

asecondduck: Feb 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

fart blood posted:

So, sometimes I wonder: is this how tea party people felt when Obama was in office?

No, the Trump threat is real.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Powered Descent posted:

Is anyone else hoping that Liz Warren or Al Franken or Ron Wyden actually steps the gently caress up and unites the resistance?

BRB, I'm going to pop back in time to 1994 and tell my past self that I'm legitimately hoping that the Stuart Smalley/Weekend Update guy from SNL becomes the next President of the United States, and watch my reaction

And then I think I'll stay in 1994 for a while.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:00

Cirofren: Jun 13, 2005; Pillbug

SgtSteel91 posted:

I'd like to send a letter to my Democratic Senator urging him to go through with the filibusterer.

Is there some sort of template I can use?

This will be my first time doing this.

Don't use a template just write a paragraph or two of what you want and why. Individual voices are better than formal carbon copies

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Boris seems extremely unhappy to be defending Trump

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:01

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

fart blood posted:

So, sometimes I wonder: is this how tea party people felt when Obama was in office?

same. ever since nov 9, ive felt like im actually the hysterical insane person we've been mocking and looking down on for all these years

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:01

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Powered Descent posted:

Is anyone else hoping that Liz Warren or Al Franken or Ron Wyden actually steps the gently caress up and unites the resistance?

BRB, I'm going to pop back in time to 1994 and tell my past self that I'm legitimately hoping that the Stuart Smalley/Weekend Update guy from SNL becomes the next President of the United States, and watch my reaction

And then I think I'll stay in 1994 for a while.

I thought al Franken died on stage at the dnc while performing a comedy routine with Sarah Silverman

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:01

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Jazerus posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:01

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

I hope no one is letting Barron read the internet.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

fart blood posted:

So, sometimes I wonder: is this how tea party people felt when Obama was in office?

You're not wrong to think that. However, nothing like this happened the whole time Obama was in office, and Trump's been doing super wild poo poo like every day for 11 days.

Introspection and an attempt to gain perspective is good, just remember that this absolutely is loving crazy. This is not normal. This is not the way things usually go down.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/cameronesposito/status/826276656696274946

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

cams: Mar 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/826279372596330497

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I love Kate Bush

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I'm back.

Me for the past 11 days:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:02

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

murked by dragon posted:

same. ever since nov 9, ive felt like im actually the hysterical insane person we've been mocking and looking down on for all these years

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:03

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

fart blood posted:

So, sometimes I wonder: is this how tea party people felt when Obama was in office?

Pretty much exactly how they felt about Obama taking all their guns and setting up death camps and enacting Sharia law. Except with somebody actually doing the things that people are freaking out about.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:03