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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Kazinsal posted:

19.9% APR V6 Mustangs were made for that guy

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DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


beep-boop, I'm a Nummy Bacon Bot. I scrape your posts for bacon points!

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September 23rd. Day 1 of the Anaconda tightening its grip over Delve. Delve Fortizars deployed and jump bridges reinforced.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Hy_C posted:

As someone who doesn’t play EvE but only reads this thread for the stories what happened here? Seems like a very small list of dudes killed him. I thought moving/killing/anything to deal with them involves a lot of people?

more to the point, that thing's fitted like a piece of poo poo; it's double-tanked so it can't do anything besides shoot, which as a titan in the middle of lowsec it's not going to be doing much of, and its inventory doesn't have anything that could it could refit to that would change that

ANACONDAZ 4 LYFE

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

NGC773 posted:

September 23rd. Day 1 of the Anaconda tightening its grip over Delve. Delve Fortizars deployed and jump bridges reinforced.

Wait, you're claiming TODAY as Day 1?

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

NGC773 posted:

September 23rd. Day 1 of the Anaconda tightening its grip over Delve. Delve Fortizars deployed and jump bridges reinforced.

It's also day 110 of the war, so, uh, good job I guess.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

NGC773 posted:

September 23rd. Day 1 of the Anaconda tightening its grip over Delve. Delve Fortizars deployed and jump bridges reinforced.

about loving time. Got that cap production chain and krabbing enclosure set up in Querious?

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Dr. Pangloss posted:

Wait, you're claiming TODAY as Day 1?



The Claptain posted:

It's also day 110 of the war, so, uh, good job I guess.

DGC773 fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Oct 1, 2020

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

NGC773 posted:

TODAY IS DAY 1 OF OFFENSIVE ACTION IN DELVE ACTUAL.

Yay they're finally here.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.
that does read like a kingdom hearts title, Eve Online: 110/1 Days

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Today is Day 1 of another thing as well...

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Dr. Pangloss posted:

Wait, you're claiming TODAY as Day 1?

The Claptain posted:

It's also day 110 of the war, so, uh, good job I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XslcgQJMZaY Someone edit this properly for me plz

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Dalael posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XslcgQJMZaY Someone edit this properly for me plz

Make sure you edit the part where the knight enters the castle and just wrecks everyone.

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

DGC773 posted:

TODAY IS DAY 1 OF OFFENSIVE ACTION IN DELVE ACTUAL.


Yes, I understand what you're saying, I'm just pointing out that it took you 110 days to get there.

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

DGC773 posted:

Today is Day 1 of another thing as well...


dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The best part about this, win or lose, is I don’t have to go anywhere. If we win: stay here. If we lose: asset safety done for me so no need to evacuate.

Check mate.

:smug:

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

ONE OF US ONE OF.. waaaaaait

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Dalael posted:

ONE OF US ONE OF.. waaaaaait

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


DGC773 posted:

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

Not without an introductory post in FYAD unfortunately

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DGC773 posted:

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

There's only one way to find out

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

DGC773 posted:

Make sure you edit the part where the knight enters the castle and just wrecks everyone.

To confirm, you are endorsing this analogy where you're only successful because no one is fighting back?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



Excellent!

Anias
Jun 3, 2010

It really is a lovely hat

DGC773 posted:

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

Probably not, but if you go engage in the rest of the forum and naturalize, in the future after your awkward querious goose period passes, you too could be a real goon if that is your hearts desire. Quelle horreur.

Anyways, the QFC updates are appreciated and amusing.

Anias fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Sep 23, 2020

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

Is that smartbomb damage from the citadel? Please explain for dumbs like me

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Jazzzzz posted:

Is that smartbomb damage from the citadel? Please explain for dumbs like me

I think so? I think the Tatara was manned so it might have used smart bombs to clear poo poo up while I wasn't tethered. Asher warped us out at some point. I landed wherever and didn't manage to get the next fleet warp. I was just about to clear the bubble when I got killed

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Dalael posted:

I think so? I think the Tatara was manned so it might have used smart bombs to clear poo poo up while I wasn't tethered. Asher warped us out at some point. I landed wherever and didn't manage to get the next fleet warp. I was just about to clear the bubble when I got killed

Is probably from the standup point defense battery. Basically a citadel smart bomb.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

DGC773 posted:

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

If you don't try to delete urself again

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

Dirk Pitt posted:

I like the random rorqual on the kill mail.

Battle rorqs are a real thing yes

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

DGC773 posted:

When I hit 1000 posts I can join GoonWaffe right?

I’m a recruiter and I can get you in, I’ll even move your ships for free.

Malefitz
Jun 19, 2018


Can someone explain a guy with a filthy recent reg date what's the deal with the "D name"?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Malefitz posted:

Can someone explain a guy with a filthy recent reg date what's the deal with the "D name"?

Everyone who posts in this thread with a name that starts with D is absolute garbage tier poster and you should make fun of them.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

D-name posters are the worst posters itt.

e;fb :downs:

Malefitz
Jun 19, 2018

I see. Yeah, now it makes sense :v:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Wibla posted:

D-name posters are the worst posters itt.

e;fb :downs:

Like Deadtear

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


https://fleetcom.space/campaign/DzMPwvZ4FhcTGtBa9

Not really a perfect representation of actual war kills but this was pretty amusing to see on reddit

good job goons?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Malefitz posted:

Can someone explain a guy with a filthy recent reg date what's the deal with the "D name"?

Pretty sure the joke started with me after a series of bad post and then a few other guys with names starting in D made more badposts.. So it became known that D name posters are bad posters. The worst of us being Despera or something who was an idiot who decided to jump to test after he lost his titan in a stupid way and we made fun of him.

Also note, its a serious enough joke that some posters who's name started with D had mods change their names to start by another letter. not even joking on that one.

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer
During the casino war a bunch of hostiles joined SA to taunt us, and funnily enough, almost every single one had a name starting with d.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Actually has anyone ever seen Despera and DGC773 in the same room at the same time before? Got a similar vibe.

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



The Claptain posted:

During the casino war a bunch of hostiles joined SA to taunt us, and funnily enough, almost every single one had a name starting with d.

:10bux: well spent.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

CainFortea posted:

Everyone who posts in this thread with a name that starts with D is absolute garbage tier poster and you should make fun of them.

You can also make fun of them if they name themselves after a galaxy that is super-cool, only to then change their name into something that's dogshit nonsense because they are under the delusion being stupid equals funny.

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Libluini posted:

You can also make fun of them if they name themselves after a galaxy that is super-cool, only to then change their name into something that's dogshit nonsense because they are under the delusion being stupid equals funny.

I don't think im in on this inside joke, care to name and shame?

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