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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

kustomkarkommando posted:

hosed up if true

look at this bullshit



stupid chickens. i dare you to call those fingers. chickens couldn't finger their way out of prom

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Badger of Basra posted:

also coolcab re: your drunk pm to me, i am gay and not bi

loooooooool

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
will park a broken oldsmobile cutlass on your lawn as punishment for your crimes

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


what was the last film that didn't have some goon nasally saying that its full of plot holes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is five digits being dominant on quadrupeds just dumb accident

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

also coolcab re: your drunk pm to me, i am gay and not bi

he was being a bit too friendly last night so this does not surprise me

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Berke Negri posted:

what was the last film that didn't have some goon nasally saying that its full of plot holes

when did CD start

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

look at this bullshit



stupid chickens. i dare you to call those fingers. chickens couldn't finger their way out of prom

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
uuugh these glasses are never gonna fit right

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
is there still a goon movie review RottenTomatoes style forum

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

euphronius posted:

If you can find a platic bottle squirrel proof Feeder link it I will try it out of sight

you make it. with the bottle, a little imagination and a can do attitude

e: if you're unable to make it look good, then that is a failing of your own aesthetic abilities

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


mooyashi posted:

when did CD start

its like do they not understand that movies are not actual portals they can view into alternate realities

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Jagchosis posted:

he was being a bit too friendly last night so this does not surprise me

he didn't hit on me, he just sent me a sad pm after i said he was being weird

he told me i was really knocking it out of the park by being a mixed race bisexual in texas

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Most goons are really bad at movies but a lot of them are good and I really appreciate cinematography and visual language now from reading goons

This is a sincere post.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mooyashi posted:

is there still a goon movie review RottenTomatoes style forum

yes its under cinnema disco i think

i dont get all this hate for this smg dude in cinnema disco, seems to make good posts in the starwars thread

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
also nothing would make me happier than Charles Barkley and Joe Biden having a travel show

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

euphronius posted:

Is five digits being dominant on quadrupeds just dumb accident

i googled your question and i got https://www.darwinismrefuted.com/ as the first result so i think god did it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Smg is a litmus test but I don't know for what.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


euphronius posted:

Smg is a litmus test but I don't know for what.

a sense of humor

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

euphronius posted:

Most goons are really bad at movies but a lot of them are good and I really appreciate cinematography and visual language now from reading goons

This is a sincere post.

yeah i mean if you want to separate wheat from chaff CD has some cool thoughts but that's A LOT of chaff

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

Most goons are really bad at movies but a lot of them are good and I really appreciate cinematography and visual language now from reading goons

This is a sincere post.

oh my loving god I love Nicolas Refn

one time, I was gonna watch Only God Forgives with a friend, but couldn't remember the title, so we ended up watching The Act of Killing while thinking it'd be a Ryan Gosling flick.

It was not a Ryan Gosling flick. Not at all.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


who do you think will take pictures of famous people when annie leibovitz dies

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mooyashi posted:

yeah i mean if you want to separate wheat from chaff CD has some cool thoughts but that's A LOT of chaff

what was c/d's take on Pacific Rim? I bet it was 99% chaff 1% "Charlie totes goes cray!!!!"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Badger of Basra posted:

who do you think will take pictures of famous people when annie leibovitz dies

the ghost of robert mapplethorpe

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

My Imaginary GF posted:

oh my loving god I love Nicolas Refn

one time, I was gonna watch Only God Forgives with a friend, but couldn't remember the title, so we ended up watching The Act of Killing while thinking it'd be a Ryan Gosling flick.

It was not a Ryan Gosling flick. Not at all.

just admit you find ryan gosling dreamy

you can admit this migf

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

No consensus on pacific rim I think. Technically nice but ideologically muddled and strange cinematography.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

its like do they not understand that movies are not actual portals they can view into alternate realities

there are two threads in C/D which I've read and watched films from:

The 'Soviet Movies' thread for its wonderful black and white ostdeutsches cinematography, and the 'Post awesome documentariea' thread which led me to some great youtube vids on the downfall of Jugoslavia

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

kustomkarkommando posted:

just admit you find ryan gosling dreamy

you can admit this migf

ryan gosling could play rahm one day :eyepop:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

just admit you find ryan gosling dreamy

you can admit this migf

i will admit that ryan gosling is dreamy. Any hetero dude should be able to admit this without feeling problematic, because Gosling drives fast cars, fucks hot women, and punches the anthropomorphisation of god inbetween drinks

Basically Ryan Gosling is whom goons should aspire to be, not the anime chicks venomsnake aspires to be.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
"it's not gay to appreciate the handsomeness of Gosling because he uses it to get women"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mooyashi posted:

ryan gosling could play rahm one day :eyepop:

oh my god

that would be an amazing picture

imagine a Gosling-as-Rahm film about the passage of PPACA

oh my god i would watch that

also that starwars cover is problematic why the bear stand-in get center treatment while the first black jedi from a competent writer gotta be hangin' onto the droid in the corner, lower even from the disney princess jedi?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkpgyNo0kR8

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

We don't know Finn is a Jedi

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
The best part of Ryan Gosling is that he's d&d approved

http://feministryangosling.tumblr.com/

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

A Winner is Jew posted:

The best part of Ryan Gosling is that he's d&d approved

http://feministryangosling.tumblr.com/

I don't see a stat block. :confuoot:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Daisy Ridley is going to be a big star tho

Primus
May 14, 2007

Greater than the sum of his parts.
He's also dreamy :allears:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

apparently his directorial debut is not very good

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

We don't know Finn is a Jedi

a black stormtrooper is able to overcome his clonevat, boba fett brainwashing, and isn't a jedi?

let's be real here, black stormtrooper is deffo a jedi.

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