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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:flag: lol

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i wanted to write off touchdown tom, but he appears to be empowered by his divorce.

16 points isn't exactly "empowered"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Free To Football

im not up to date on my dbz lore but isnt getting a divorce how vegeta finally became a supsr sayain? just sayin

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love bad lateral fests love 'em love 'em love 'em

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

dingo with a joint posted:

JFC. Brady just ripped out McVay's soul.

They’re 3-4, I think they’re used to losing ugly

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Whomp Whomp

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Beyond pathetic

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

this has been them all season, the only time they can move the ball well has been at the end of the half/game

Probably because Brady just calls the plays in real time like it’s backyard football. Which won’t be a good idea most of the time but it’s apparently better than the alternative.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mcvay sort of looks like an evil dwarf

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Has tom brady really thrown it 58 times? What the hell is going on with the Buccs offense?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

You Tried

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Well that sucked and was awful

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Alaois posted:

Same

Old

Sorry

rear end

Rams

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
lmao what a sad ending

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
A wet, old fart

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Hughmoris posted:

Has tom brady really thrown it 58 times? What the hell is going on with the Buccs offense?

tom wants attention

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

Has tom brady really thrown it 58 times? What the hell is going on with the Buccs offense?

they have a historically terrible run game.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






For real just can McVay now

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
You idiots all counted him out

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tom Brady

54/76, 137 yards, 1 TD (after a DPI on a three hopped end zone pass)

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Probably because Brady just calls the plays in real time like it’s backyard football. Which won’t be a good idea most of the time but it’s apparently better than the alternative.

that and the defense backs off a little. the offense is so moribund that the defense tees off on them for most of the game. the only time they get any breathing room is those end of half moments

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:gas:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure that Rams player is praying, not crying, camera operator

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Loser

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

haljordan posted:

Beyond pathetic

Wasn't a bad version really, that first across the field one worked well. Couldn't get a second one back across the field.

We don't watch these plays because they work, we watch them because they're chaotically funny.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Alaois posted:

tom wants attention

They have literally the worst running game in like 45 years.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

Tom Brady

54/76, 137 yards, 1 TD (after a DPI on a three hopped end zone pass)

Romo: Masterful performance by Brady!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

PostNouveau posted:

Pretty sure that Rams player is praying, not crying, camera operator

Praying for release from this mortal coil.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Rams had 9 first downs in that game. Nine.

6 Passing, 3 rushing.

They went 4 of 15 on 3rd down. They ran 55 plays and had 200 yards of offense on *14* drives.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I caught the last 9 seconds of posts. Sounds like an entire subforum counted out Touchdown Tom?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/statmuse/status/1589414813381595136

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Wasn't a bad version really, that first across the field one worked well. Couldn't get a second one back across the field.

We don't watch these plays because they work, we watch them because they're chaotically funny.

We watch them because inevitably a guard is touching the football with pure terror in his eyes

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

The Rams had 9 first downs in that game. Nine.

6 Passing, 3 rushing.

They went 4 of 15 on 3rd down. They ran 55 plays and had 200 yards of offense on *14* drives.

this is an abomination

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I don't know why teams still run 3 man rushes on Brady when he's driving at the end of a game. Put some pressure on him and he crumbles.

Like how do teams not know this yet?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Hughmoris posted:

I caught the last 9 seconds of posts. Sounds like an entire subforum counted out Touchdown Tom?

there's nothing to count out. he's very bad and can only beat other very bad teams

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Honestly this Devotion movie probably shouldn’t have come out after this blowback season

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Aaron Donald is not allowed to smile

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Field Mousepad posted:

I don't know why teams still run 3 man rushes on Brady when he's driving at the end of a game. Put some pressure on him and he crumbles.

Like how do teams not know this yet?

Cause he might beat you over the top!!!



Yeah, I don't get it either.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Steelers lost against him for years dropping back and rushing 3

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



adaz posted:

this is an abomination

They had 3.7 yards per play. The Buccaneers were also pathetic, with 4.1.

But they ran 80 plays, so just by sheer magnitude they had over 300 yards of offense.

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