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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Unfortunately, you can't really trust alot of reports, since they (the US and others) were intentionally spreading disinformation to discredit him and demoralize the troops and so on.



I can absolutely believe he was a masochist, though. Dude was abused heavily as a child.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Carthag Tuek posted:

Test Result:
It
Was
Inconclusive

It was poon't.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The CIA didn't exist in 43? Also, that's a sadist

e: Nvm, that's definitely masochism.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rodbeard posted:

Amber Heard Tells British Court She Never Pooped In Johnny Depp's Bed

stool pigeon

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

The CIA didn't exist in 43? Also, that's a sadist

e: Nvm, that's definitely masochism.

The original report is available online, though I haven't read the full thing to confirm where he got any info. It was by the OSS.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



And furthermore, our intelligence service has found that the enemy is a big poopy head

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Then there was Operation Foxley.

Hitler’s such a fuckup that they weren’t sure that assassinating him would help.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


Durchfall Barbarossa

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/07/21/fake-signs-satanic-cult-big-bear-lake/

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh no, they're trying to awaken the Big Bear!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Knormal posted:

Oh no, they're trying to awaken the Big Bear!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that's the best album cover i've ever seen, jesus

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


embedded JPEG for everyone who doesn’t use Google’s instrument of evil

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Platystemon posted:

embedded JPEG for everyone who doesn’t use Google’s instrument of evil

What?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Yeah he's going to have to be more specific

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's a webp file and some browsers refuse to use them but lol @ calling google evil and taking refuge with benevolent apple instead

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That may have been a tongue‐in‐cheek remark. Impossible to say.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Platystemon posted:



embedded JPEG for everyone who doesn’t use Google’s instrument of evil

I appreciated your work.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A California woman didn't want to wear a mask in a Verizon store, so she pulled down her pants and peed on the floor

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

"Ma'am, you're just proving our point."

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

"A spokesman for the Roseville Police Department told People that officers identified the 32-year-old woman as a suspect in an earlier theft reported at Dick's Sporting Goods and found several bags of stolen items in her car."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

gleebster posted:

"A spokesman for the Roseville Police Department told People that officers identified the 32-year-old woman as a suspect in an earlier theft reported at Dick's Sporting Goods and found several bags of stolen items in her car."

:psyduck:

Why would you, as a thief, not want to wear a mask?!

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:psyduck:

Why would you, as a thief, not want to wear a mask?!

Because gently caress people telling me what I can and cannot do! gently caress common sense and rational thinking! You tell me to wear a mask and I'll piss on your floor!



Pretty much, that

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Story looks like it's gone :(

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:psyduck:

Why would you, as a thief, not want to wear a mask?!

Don't want to perpetuate the stereotype?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Elviscat posted:

Story looks like it's gone :(

No, there's a typo, works fine here

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You can't tell me what to do!!

I can steal your stuff though

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:psyduck:

Why would you, as a thief, not want to wear a mask?!

maybe she rubbed lemon juice on her face.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



there needs to be an amendment to protect pissing in the floor

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



69th amendment

The right to drop logs

Molon labe !!!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



You can take my log from my cold dead hands!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You can take my log from my cold dead hands!

Are the Log Grabbin Republicans even signs to be a threat these days?

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:psyduck:

Why would you, as a thief, not want to wear a mask?!

*puts on police hat* a big proportion of criminals are stupid people because crime is a poor way to make money

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
molon labia

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


Aww... I thought we got him.

The pic:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kennel posted:



Aww... I thought we got him.

The pic:


lmao

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



In retrospect I should have done more fact-checking before printing this, but it was just a really convincing fake, technology's come so far

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:barf:that's not an improvement!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I want to say it’s 4D chess.

Getting the Epstein version called out as fake brings attention to the Ivanka original.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

By popular demand posted:

:barf:that's not an improvement!

You can see the fear in her eyes.

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