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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I haven't listened to Monday's show, only heard the highlights Howard played on Tuesday, but am I the only one calling "total bullshit" on the Benji fingering?

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musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Sour Shoes doing the Gary tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw4Puu-jzFA

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

JDee posted:

Me too. I'm also tired of the Ashley Madison commercials. Wtf is up with that chick's voice?

Every time I've heard a voice like that it's from someone who has been though life's wringer, and sounds exactly like the kind of woman who you'd find on a site dedicated to hating your life and making it worse.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Holy poo poo I can't believe it has been 25 years... Can you imagine something that embarrassing following you around for 25 years?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






an adult beverage posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe it has been 25 years... Can you imagine something that embarrassing following you around for 25 years?

To be fair, Gary did make over $25,000 for bringing that tape in.

edit: To me, the funniest part of that entire affair was KC sitting in the office, furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to count all the cash.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jun 27, 2014

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Robin, let me do the math...

that's 1 million dollars a year

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

haljordan posted:

edit: To me, the funniest part of that entire affair was KC sitting in the office, furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to count all the cash.

LOL, what a mental image. I want a picture of that blown up 3 foot by 4 foot, so I can frame it and put it on my wall.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Brocktoon posted:

I haven't listened to Monday's show, only heard the highlights Howard played on Tuesday, but am I the only one calling "total bullshit" on the Benji fingering?

No, I listened to the audio on TMZ (because I hate myself) and it seemed totally fake. Benjy basically reacted to a finger in his rear end the same way he reacted to someone mentioning Detlev Bronk.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

YeahTubaMike posted:

No, I listened to the audio on TMZ (because I hate myself) and it seemed totally fake. Benjy basically reacted to a finger in his rear end the same way he reacted to someone mentioning Detlev Bronk.

Finally listened to all of Monday's show, and I still think it's totally fake as poo poo. Benji completely oversold it, just like he does everything. He sounded like he was acting in Sharknado 3.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

YeahTubaMike posted:

No, I listened to the audio on TMZ (because I hate myself) and it seemed totally fake. Benjy basically reacted to a finger in his rear end the same way he reacted to someone mentioning Detlev Bronk.

What was the whole thing with Detlev, anyway? In my listening to clips from youtube, I've only caught a bit of Benjy freaking out over the mention of a celebrity with the same last name as him. Did he ever explain what the big deal is?

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Brocktoon posted:

Finally listened to all of Monday's show, and I still think it's totally fake as poo poo. Benji completely oversold it, just like he does everything. He sounded like he was acting in Sharknado 3.

Benjy is completely insufferable to me. I groan every time someone mentions him, speaks to him, or if there's a bit about him. He's the only staff member I actually totally dislike.

John Fütbol
May 18, 2003

FUCKING GOOOOOOOAL IN PHRAGMATICS FYAD CONTEST

an adult beverage posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe it has been 25 years... Can you imagine something that embarrassing following you around for 25 years?

It's only been 15 years. The tape was first played on June 18th, 1999.

Edit: Immediately after posting, I realized the "25 years" refers to when the tape was first made. drat.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What was the whole thing with Detlev, anyway? In my listening to clips from youtube, I've only caught a bit of Benjy freaking out over the mention of a celebrity with the same last name as him. Did he ever explain what the big deal is?

The bit was that Benjy was related to him, but not allowed to talk about him. It was a really boring and stupid bit, just like all of Benjy's bits.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Riosan posted:

Benjy is completely insufferable to me. I groan every time someone mentions him, speaks to him, or if there's a bit about him. He's the only staff member I actually totally dislike.

Agreed, I can't stand that loving clown.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Is he meta or something? I mean, is everything he does a bit? I think a goon explained that to me earlier in the thread; he's just constantly pulling something for the show. Just not in a good way. With Sal, you can, at any point, test his knowledge in ANYTHING, and then have him misuse a word when he tries to explain himself. With Richard, you just need to ask 'Hey, Richard, what gross thing did you do this weekend?' and you've got a 45 minute (usually interesting, sometimes hilarious) discussion.

With Benjy, no one cares, so it's like he's trying to make people care. Doesn't work.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Is he meta or something? I mean, is everything he does a bit? I think a goon explained that to me earlier in the thread; he's just constantly pulling something for the show. Just not in a good way. With Sal, you can, at any point, test his knowledge in ANYTHING, and then have him misuse a word when he tries to explain himself. With Richard, you just need to ask 'Hey, Richard, what gross thing did you do this weekend?' and you've got a 45 minute (usually interesting, sometimes hilarious) discussion.

With Benjy, no one cares, so it's like he's trying to make people care. Doesn't work.

Benjy thinks he's Andy Kaufman.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Benjy said on the WUS that he was playing it up (screaming) when he got his butthole diddled. I've listened to way less of the stern show and even less of Benjy than most of you but I haven't really found him to be that annoying. I don't listen to the WUS regularly or anything but when I do listen as part of some like Todd Packer pack he actually seems kind of insightful on Sal's behavior and poo poo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Squashy Nipples posted:

LOL, what a mental image. I want a picture of that blown up 3 foot by 4 foot, so I can frame it and put it on my wall.

There was also a ten minute debate on whether or not the certified check those three douchebags brought in was genuine because who the gently caress knows what a certified check looks like?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Benjy said on the WUS that he was playing it up (screaming) when he got his butthole diddled. I've listened to way less of the stern show and even less of Benjy than most of you but I haven't really found him to be that annoying. I don't listen to the WUS regularly or anything but when I do listen as part of some like Todd Packer pack he actually seems kind of insightful on Sal's behavior and poo poo

He is sometimes less terrible on the wrap up show, but whenever anyone tries to hold a conversation with him in the studio they go into the "Benjy Vortex." He can not answer even a yes or no question directly, draws pointless distinctions, and is so obtuse he hasn't even revealed his age on the show. Every time it cuts to him it just brings the show to a standstill.

He also purposely dresses weird to get comments from the staff. For a while he came in with a ridiculous wig and I think he still wears 6" platform shoes. Even the staff was annoyed to the point where they didn't bring it up for two weeks.

Edit: I guess the best way to sum it up would be to say that he purposely draws attention to himself then doesn't do or say anything interesting with it. He purposely kills any inertia a bit or conversation could have.

cumshitter fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 28, 2014

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What was the whole thing with Detlev, anyway? In my listening to clips from youtube, I've only caught a bit of Benjy freaking out over the mention of a celebrity with the same last name as him. Did he ever explain what the big deal is?

Detlev Bronk was part of Majestic 12, the group of scientists that Truman assembled in secret to do something about aliens and UFOs because of Roswell. (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Detlev_Bronk&diff=354663812&oldid=354635317) Pretty sure Benjy plays it up to make himself more mysterious and interesting. He's a smart guy, but he acts too much.

prefect fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jun 28, 2014

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Does nobody remember Benjy the intern wearing a dashiki and claiming to celebrate some African holiday or something just to get on the air? That's all his schtick is, an attention grab.

He's also not related to Detlev Bronk, it's just played up.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I dunno, having to stick a finger up somebody's butt sounds like more of the crazy stuff Stern used to do. I remember laughing for weeks on end over Scott debating over getting paid to be hosed by that porn guy. I haven't listened to the Buttjy stuff yet however, I'm still like 3 months behind on shows (Gee that's about 9 shows right?).

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I've done some pathetic stuff in my life but I cannot imagine the thought process that leads to making something as horrible as The Gary Tape. I just cannot imagine doing something that shameful.

If I made something like that and my friends found it I would probably move across the country and start over.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Which do you guys think was worse: The Gary Tape or the Vinnie Favale "Debbie" tape? I say Vinnie, because at least Gary came off as somewhat sincere; Vinnie just looks like a complete loving creep who keeps women in a pit in his basement.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 29, 2014

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Ribsauce posted:

I've done some pathetic stuff in my life but I cannot imagine the thought process that leads to making something as horrible as The Gary Tape. I just cannot imagine doing something that shameful.

I can understand a young kid doing it because he doesn't have a lot of perspective on the world, but Toothy was 28 years old when he made that tape and pulling in decent tail despite his face. He should have known better.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



haljordan posted:

Which do you guys think was worse: The Gary Tape or the Vinnie Favale "Debbie" tape? I say Vinny, because at least Gary came off as somewhat sincere; Vinnie just looks like a complete loving creep who keeps women in a pit in his basement.

Vinny's is worse. Gary comes off as a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve and it's extremely embarrassing. Vinny comes off as a a super creep who should probably be in jail.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I looked it up out of curiosity and holy poo poo, he's now married to Debbie. What the gently caress is wrong with both of them?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

haljordan posted:

Which do you guys think was worse: The Gary Tape or the Vinnie Favale "Debbie" tape?

Vinnie's tape is literally nauseating. Gary's is bad, but it has nothing on Vinnie's.

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005

Irish Joe posted:

I can understand a young kid doing it because he doesn't have a lot of perspective on the world, but Toothy was 28 years old when he made that tape and pulling in decent tail despite his face. He should have known better.

The only thing that makes it tolerable to me is that the technology was somewhat new and there were no phones with video then, so making that tape at the time may have been seen as a unique idea.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
This is a great call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qnpZi6UhBU

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

something clever posted:

The only thing that makes it tolerable to me is that the technology was somewhat new and there were no phones with video then, so making that tape at the time may have been seen as a unique idea.

Plus I think he was flying high on the whole MTV DJ thing and having expensive unique technology might impress her enough to come back. Still pretty sad, but it was a different time, he probably NEVER imagined the video would be widespread available or shared like that.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

haljordan posted:

Which do you guys think was worse: The Gary Tape or the Vinnie Favale "Debbie" tape? I say Vinnie, because at least Gary came off as somewhat sincere; Vinnie just looks like a complete loving creep who keeps women in a pit in his basement.

The difference, as explained by Gary, is that Vinnie was proud of his tapes and voluntarily gave them to the Stern show for free because he thought they were endearing. But yeah, Gary is just an rear end in a top hat in his tape, Vinnie is a total creeper in his. "I'm touching myself and you would benefit from this oh so much."

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

The odd thing is that Vinnie's tape was successful.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
The best thing to come out of the Vinnie tapes is when they held the 'Ms Butterface' contest during one of the Vegas trips. The woman who eventually won was named Debbie and throughout the whole contest Artie (who was drunk) kept saying 'Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie' like Vinnie did on the tape. You can tell Howard is getting pissed cos he wont stop saying 'Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie'.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I lost it when "Chickens are dirtier than Chinese" came out of nowhere.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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I'll have to break from my JD sound pack to listen to the Vinnie tape on Monday. I swear, one of the best things about my job is the ability to listen to whatever I want during the day. Last week, I finished up the ETM pack, and I wish there was more, as it stopped before the end of 2009. Does anyone know if Todd plans to make another one?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Artie's 'oh Debbie' thing was even funnier when he would do it in his Hannibal Lecter voice. "Oh Debbie, I want to eat your heart with some fava beans".

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Former Human posted:

The odd thing is that Vinnie's tape was successful.

I think Gary got back with the woman he made the tape for, albeit only temporarily.

DeadBonesBrook posted:

The best thing to come out of the Vinnie tapes is when they held the 'Ms Butterface' contest during one of the Vegas trips. The woman who eventually won was named Debbie and throughout the whole contest Artie (who was drunk) kept saying 'Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie' like Vinnie did on the tape. You can tell Howard is getting pissed cos he wont stop saying 'Oh Debbie Debbie Debbie'.

Any audio of this? I remember it being hilarious.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Sand Monster posted:

I think Gary got back with the woman he made the tape for, albeit only

Sand Monster posted:

I think Gary got back with the woman he made the tape for, albeit only temporarily.

I believe he cheated on her which caused them to break up if my memory serves me.

Dell A'Booey, ladykiller.

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Djarum posted:

I believe he cheated on her which caused them to break up if my memory serves me.

Dell A'Booey, ladykiller.

I imagine it's just too easy when you look like this:

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