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Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Set aside the time it was taken, they look like average guys.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Examining their looks misses the appeal to the average groupie: They were big loving deals, and fame can be just as much of an aphrodisiac as power, and I'll bet they had a decent line of bullshit for talking to ladies, as well. They also had decent builds in their prime, which probably didn't hurt their chances.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

this thread is now about "The Enforcer" "Double A" Handsome Arn Anderson











titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Invalid Validation posted:

Set aside the time it was taken, they look like average guys.

No, average guys look in more-or-less in a single direction at a time.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I will not hear another bad word about Adorable Arn in this thread, dammit :colbert:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Someone once described Arn's demeanor as "when your Dad has to work the night shift and you and your friends wake him up at 4 pm and he's coming down the stairs..."

Frankenstein Dad
Jul 4, 2008

Dad of Frankenstein
I came in here to post exactly that. Who the hell said that? It's perfect.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Arn Anderson isn't bad looking by any means, he just looks like a really mad dad.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
WWE could do with more dadbods tbh

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014

Seams posted:

WWE could do with more dadbods tbh

Chris Jericho is doing his level best.

WaitsUp
Sep 19, 2005
I used to be a deli sandwich
Double A: Awfully Adorable

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Discount Trombones posted:

Chris Jericho is doing his level best.

too bad his pecs aren't

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jericho still has a buff bod. Bo is closest to a dad bod.

Come on Bo, you can do it.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


CobiWann posted:

Someone once described Arn's demeanor as "when your Dad has to work the night shift and you and your friends wake him up at 4 pm and he's coming down the stairs..."

This happened to me and my friend once, it was utterly terrifying.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Jericho still has a buff bod. Bo is closest to a dad bod.

Come on Bo, you can do it.

I would argue that Dash & Dawson in NXT have the dadbod down pat.

ReebTop
May 17, 2003

Frankston posted:

This happened to me and my friend once, it was utterly terrifying.

...why was Arn Anderson upstairs in your house at 4 am?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Judging by some recent selfies, Chris Jericho is more buff now than he was when he was an active wrestler.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012



ZDar Fan fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Jan 11, 2016

Holland Oats
Oct 20, 2003

Only the dead have seen the end of war
Arn doesn't appeal to the majority of the public but he must REALLY be some people's type. He's like the Chikara of wrestler attractiveness.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
I'm sorry I couldn't come up with an uglier 80s era JCP wrestler than Double A. He is clearly quite attractive, and I regret the error.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

WaitsUp posted:

Double A: Awfully Adorable

The Endearing Enforcer

Now all I can picture is a tag team with "Stunning" Steve Austin and "Adorable" Arn Anderson and I'm sad it never did (or will) happen

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

TL posted:

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with an uglier 80s era JCP wrestler than Double A. He is clearly quite attractive, and I regret the error.

Christ Ole's right there you rear end. Now there's a man who's ugly inside and out.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Pretty much every Armstrong member is terrible looking too.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Nice. Hope he wins a match.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

titties posted:

No, average guys look in more-or-less in a single direction at a time.

lol this was good

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

:allears:

And yeah, with a darker complexion, Arn could totally pass for my Dad; even down to the night shift line.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Holland Oats posted:

Arn doesn't appeal to the majority of the public but he must REALLY be some people's type. He's like the Chikara of wrestler attractiveness.

Jesus, he's an uggo but not that bad of an uggo.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Jay 2K Winger posted:

I would argue that Dash & Dawson in NXT have the dadbod down pat.

Dash and Dawson are cool because they're the appearance and mass of one Arn Anderson split between two people. Like if you sliced Arn Anderson in half the two halves would morph into Dash and Dawson.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Holland Oats posted:

Arn doesn't appeal to the majority of the public but he must REALLY be some people's type. He's like the Chikara of wrestler attractiveness.

Arn is the archetypal gay bear

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah I was going to say there are plenty of people who would think AA was hot back in his day. Lots and lots of dudes are into hairy, muscular, tough-looking men.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Under the vegetable posted:

Arn is the archetypal gay bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DST_haslls

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Memento posted:

Yeah I was going to say there are plenty of people who would think AA was hot back in his day. Lots and lots of dudes are into hairy, muscular, tough-looking men.

Women too. That whole "daddy complex" thing is a lot easier to tap into with a dude who looks like everyone's middle aged dad.

Holland Oats
Oct 20, 2003

Only the dead have seen the end of war
Basically, if you're into manliness, they don't get much more manly than Ol' Double A.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
So Nakamura's post WK/NYD holiday looks loving perfect



super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


OF COURSE Nakamura rides the rails like a hobo.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Beef Jerky Robot posted:

this thread is now about "The Enforcer" "Double A" Handsome Arn Anderson













Arn looks like a muscled version of my dad from the 80s and I couldn't be anymore disappointed that my dad isn't actually AA.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
got a rare dave for all yall courtesy of an eagle eye on /wooo/. chi-town rumble

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


he looks great in that red floral print pant-suit, but I dont know about the hair.

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Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

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