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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


To be fair, a cutting torch doesn't really produce enough UV to cause eye damage. You'll be seeing spots for a while if you look right at the white-hot metal, but you aren't going to go blind or get arc eye (unless you're cutting for a very long time, I guess). The goggles in this case would be more to protect against pops and spits of molten steel.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


I'm the white truck that blocks the red truck in while slowly backing out.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I'm the white truck that blocks the red truck in while slowly backing out.

Those trucks were moving laughably slow, wtf?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



JB50 posted:

Those trucks were moving laughably slow, wtf?

The road grader is blocking the exit. Because the guy driving it jumped and ran leaving it in gear.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Proteus Jones posted:

The road grader is blocking the exit. Because the guy driving it jumped and ran leaving it in gear.

At least the alignment on the grader was good.



was.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
That'll buff out, right?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Adam4NY/status/910585511584071680

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/Yc5hTAi.gifv

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Yo re eye protection I have a question that seems suitable for the thread. So fenyman had a bit in his biography where he watched the first nuclear explosion through auto glass instead of smoked goggles since nothing harmful to your eyes would get through auto glass, you'd just be temporarily blinded.

Why can't you watch an eclipse the same way?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Benagain posted:

Yo re eye protection I have a question that seems suitable for the thread. So fenyman had a bit in his biography where he watched the first nuclear explosion through auto glass instead of smoked goggles since nothing harmful to your eyes would get through auto glass, you'd just be temporarily blinded.

Why can't you watch an eclipse the same way?

Well sure you could but it would require extensive preparation to detonate a nuclear bomb at the same time as the eclipse and, quite frankly, I think it would, well, figuratively eclipse the literal eclipse pretty much so it would be rather pointless.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
During totality it's pretty dark. Your pupils are as large as they're gonna get, then suddenly you get the full force of a tiny % of the sun's light into that wide open pupil and the damage is done. I imagine. With welding your pupils will be contracted and let less light in.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Budgie posted:

During totality it's pretty dark. Your pupils are as large as they're gonna get, then suddenly you get the full force of a tiny % of the sun's light into that wide open pupil and the damage is done. I imagine. With welding your pupils will be contracted and let less light in.

Yeah don't weld your eyes people.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


the boat tower loving owns

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

1) a nuclear detonation produces all of its dangerous high-energy radiation (e: discounting fallout and decay products) in a few milliseconds, like the pop of a flashbulb going off. Even a very high instantaneous power level doesn't translate into much actual energy if you're talking about a very short timescale. After the burst, all you see is the fireball of incandescent air, which is relatively safe to look at. Eclipses last several minutes, giving plenty of time for your retinas to absorb energy and burn.

2) the biggest nuclear bombs ever detonated exploded with the force of 50 megatons of TNT. The Trinity test that Feynman was watching had a yield of around 15 kilotons, or 0.03% of the largest bombs we've built. The sun, on the other hand, produces energy at a rate of 90 billion megatons of TNT per second. Even 150 million kilometers away, that's still an unfathomably large amount of power.

3) about half the sun's energy output is infrared (heat) radiation, which is not blocked by window glass and which will still physically roast your eyeballs like the heat from a fire.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 20, 2017

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
https://i.imgur.com/0F5F9kx.gifv

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

That said I looked at the eclipse through a layer of cloud cover and a pair of blowtorch goggles with a shade lighter than what NASA recommended and I still haven't gone blind.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Benagain posted:

Yo re eye protection I have a question that seems suitable for the thread. So fenyman had a bit in his biography where he watched the first nuclear explosion through auto glass instead of smoked goggles since nothing harmful to your eyes would get through auto glass, you'd just be temporarily blinded.

Why can't you watch an eclipse the same way?

From where Feynman was standing, peak brightness was 36.4 Kw / square meter for ~100 ųs. It seems an out of character risk for a guy who was so scared of weed.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Sep 20, 2017

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


aaaaaaaaa

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Ah yes, I do suppose it's been a couple of months again since this was last posted.

The cycles this thread go through are intriguing.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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God I was clenched tight that entire gif.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Glagha posted:

God I was clenched tight that entire gif.

Go on....

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I bought my solar viewing glasses on Amazon a good 4 months before the eclipse (because I knew they would run out) and then got a refund for them because they couldn't verify them as authentic. I thought they seemed good when I had used them on normal days before that, so I went for it. Still can see.

Applebee123
Oct 9, 2007

That's 10$ for the spinefund.

This is a great example of a PASSIVE SAFETY process. As long as he stands in the middle, its impossible for the train to hit him, as the two bumpers to either block the middle of the train from reaching him.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Applebee123 posted:

This is a great example of a PASSIVE SAFETY process. As long as he stands in the middle, its impossible for the train to hit him, as the two bumpers to either block the middle of the train from reaching him.

what if he misjudges the speed of the second train car and doesnt keep pace with the gap

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what if he misjudges the speed of the second train car and doesnt keep pace with the gap

That also has to make one helluva a loud clang when they hit. He doesn't strike me as the earpro type.

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
Yea, 'totes safe'.
As opposed to a proper coupling system that doesn't require a man in the kill-zone.

So, at 35 I'm back in college for a chem degree and am working as a lab assistant.
First project: Inventory everything in the lab and write down it's CAS-RN so that we can double check that we have the correct SDSs.

Didn't find much OSHA.
Someone was storing milk in the lab-fridge full of solvents/chems.
We found about 5 bottles from Eastman Kodak dating back to the sixties. That was kinda cool.


Found out today it was for an intro-chem lab.
The jar of pickles is definitely not part of a lab though and they are slowly disappearing from the jar.

I think I scared my work-mate though.
"Next is... Glycerin. NOT nitroglycerin."
me: "Not yet! There's plenty of nitric acid across the hall." :jeb:
him: :stare:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Moto42 posted:

I think I scared my work-mate though.
"Next is... Glycerin. NOT nitroglycerin."
me: "Not yet! There's plenty of nitric acid across the hall." :jeb:
him: :stare:

This is great. Some days I scare a few co-workers on purpose in a similar manner just mumbling away and mention something random that could be dangerous to a coworker like "I wonder if we set up a ramp system, have these 45kg gas bottles at the top like a drinks machine, and when we need some just push a button and they roll straight into the truck! No more lifting injuries!"

Obviously I am joking but for a split second they aren't sure.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Moto42 posted:

We found about 5 bottles from Eastman Kodak dating back to the sixties. That was kinda cool.

Well, let us know how the photos turn out!

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Careful Humphreys. That's how you end up revising proposals to spew the much safer elemental mercury all over the countryside, instead of dimethylmercury.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Keiya posted:

Careful Humphreys. That's how you end up revising proposals to spew the much safer elemental mercury all over the countryside, instead of dimethylmercury.

I shouldn't have told a few a story of an ex whose dad keeps Uranium Ore in a desk drawer. They already all think I can make nukes from it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I had a teacher who kept a stack of Fiestaware Red plates in a cupboard on one side of the classroom.

I never followed up on my classmates to see if any developed superpowers.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Humphreys posted:

I shouldn't have told a few a story of an ex whose dad keeps Uranium Ore in a desk drawer. They already all think I can make nukes from it.

You've heard of the Elf on a shelf, but did you know about the uranium ore in desk drawer?

Wait, this isn't the meme thread.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

I shouldn't have told a few a story of an ex whose dad keeps Uranium Ore in a desk drawer. They already all think I can make nukes from it.

My academic supervisor had a really lovely piece of Autunite underneath a lead crystal dome in his office for years, before he retired and gifted it to the university. It glowed like a motherfucker when you hit it with UV. He also had a piece of Trinitite that I was super jealous of, would love a sample of that.

Altair Knight
Jun 1, 2006

No accidents since forever. Pu the Hammer on the brother! #Goonsqusd (doing hashtags now).

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

If my job has taught me anything it's that you never voice a stupid idea for a joke because you'll end up spending the next year of your life trying not to kill someone making your "hilarious" idea a reality.

Forer
Jan 18, 2010

"How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?!"

Easy, just burn your house down.

cakesmith handyman posted:

If my job has taught me anything it's that you never voice a stupid idea for a joke because you'll end up spending the next year of your life trying not to kill someone making your "hilarious" idea a reality.

Just make sure any stupid idea you have is self terminating and you're not the one on the platform.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Careful...

https://i.imgur.com/h4qzYJr.mp4

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Wow! It's a good thing that friendly giant happened to be passing by.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

The giant isn't wearing appropriate Hi-Vis gear.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sagebrush posted:

3) about half the sun's energy output is infrared (heat) radiation, which is not blocked by window glass and which will still physically roast your eyeballs like the heat from a fire.

4. There are different kinds of UV light. Plain glass blocks UVB, UVA can still cook your retinas.

5. While Feynman was an amazing physicist and rationalist he was also an amazing bullshitter and a lot of his stories need to be taken with a large grain of salt.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/h4qzYJr.gifv

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