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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

There's only 4 strikes friend

There are 5, and I'm on PS4, so I get 6 :colbert:

and the exodus crash strike is hot garbage.

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Severedseven posted:

I was making new gifs and I came across an old one from D1. Sorry for the poor quality but I couldn't help but share. There's simply no way to pull off anything like this in D2 and that makes me pretty sad.



It's actually good that you can't do stuff like this anymore. Durr balance durrrrrr - an idiot

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

DrNutt posted:

It's actually good that you can't do stuff like this anymore. Durr balance durrrrrr - an idiot

Yeah it's a good thing supers aren't super anymore.

And grenades aren't lethal.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I miss sunsinger.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I want to be a bladesinger

OdinsBeard
Jul 12, 2003

I don't think about my hands too much. Just trying to hit the ball in the air. Hit the ball in the air!
http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/news/how-activision-uses-matchmaking-tricks-to-sell-in-game-items-w509288

Add marketing based matchmaking to the list of grievances.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

There's no way any scheme presented in that patent is in Destiny as it exists now because you can't even loving see the weapons people use unless you stand still for 30 seconds so you can dig through the menus.

The closest Destiny gets is telling you the name of the gun that killed you.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

xzzy posted:

Yeah it's a good thing supers aren't super anymore.

And grenades aren't lethal.

When I played one of my first PvP D2 matches I remember cursing Horatio Bungie when I stuck a guy at full health with a magnetic grenade, he shrugged it off, and then shot me to death with his gun. His gun!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
And there's no facility in D2 to let a player buy a specific premium item, the engrams are all RNG and the items selected for sale appear to be the same for everyone.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DrNutt posted:

When I played one of my first PvP D2 matches I remember cursing Horatio Bungie when I stuck a guy at full health with a magnetic grenade, he shrugged it off, and then shot me to death with his gun. His gun!

I wish this could be the thread title.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thread title is already perfect :colbert:

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Wow I’m missing like 5 or 6 gunsmith guns. I thought it would be like 2.

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

The Prestige Nightfall for Exodus Crash is still broken. :downsbravo:

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

FishBulb posted:

Wow I’m missing like 5 or 6 gunsmith guns. I thought it would be like 2.

That mother fucker keeps giving me smgs, but they are always the snake named ones and never the Antiope like I want.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

DrNutt posted:

When I played one of my first PvP D2 matches I remember cursing Horatio Bungie when I stuck a guy at full health with a magnetic grenade, he shrugged it off, and then shot me to death with his gun. His gun!

I was convinced light levels were enabled and I was just too low when that happened. Then I checked the forums and the Playlist description again and got sad.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Yeah that void sticky grenade is next to useless.

Lightning class grenade helper version is where its at

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Max light, now to shore up the fun weapons

Mill Village posted:

The Prestige Nightfall for Exodus Crash is still broken. :downsbravo:

What's wrong with it? I need to laugh

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

If you're a titan you should be running double pulse.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

I'm a marquee player

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

PathAsc posted:

Max light, now to shore up the fun weapons


What's wrong with it? I need to laugh

The pulses you need to analyze in the second half do not appear. There's apparently a glitch you can do to make them reappear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA0HMysFt-k

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

BlindSite posted:

If you're a titan you should be running double pulse.

true but as I found out on reddit, the other skill tree with skullfort can be fun

edit: buy the hard light ornament it's dope

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Mill Village posted:

The pulses you need to analyze in the second half do not appear. There's apparently a glitch you can do to make them reappear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA0HMysFt-k

Lol wtf. Can't wait for unkillable flying dogs in the prestige raid

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

PathAsc posted:

Lol wtf. Can't wait for unkillable flying dogs in the prestige raid

Prestige Patch Notes v1.1:

Unkillable flying dogs in prestige raid drop loot. This has now been fixed and placed on a slow timer.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

actionjackson posted:

true but as I found out on reddit, the other skill tree with skullfort can be fun

edit: buy the hard light ornament it's dope

I am sad because I just blew all my remaining bright dust on the merciless ornament and like hell am I paying real money to get more. Even though Fighting Lion is rear end, that is a dope rear end ornament this week. I'd really like to buy both.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

loving gross

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

CheeseFactory posted:

loving gross

quote:

"For instance, the microtransaction engine may match a more expert/marquee player with a junior player to encourage the junior player to make game-related purchases of items possessed/used by the marquee player. A junior player may wish to emulate the marquee player by obtaining weapons or other items used by the marquee player."


Lmfaoooooo

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

God theyre annoying cunts. Just make match making connection based for everything and shell out for dedicated servers.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

yeah i'd dump a 5er for another lovely shader pack if it meant I got total dedicated servers

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

ITT destiny veterans actually think destiny has any matchmaking more complicated than comparing their super secret ELO rating.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Finally got hate mail

quote:

You think ur good because you can kill me twice

than dance

pethatic git gud nub

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wait

Are you supposed to send git gud to people who killed you?

:thunk:

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Wait

Are you supposed to send git gud to people who killed you?

:thunk:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Well, the Nightfall this week is loving awful.

OdinsBeard
Jul 12, 2003

I don't think about my hands too much. Just trying to hit the ball in the air. Hit the ball in the air!

xzzy posted:

ITT destiny veterans actually think destiny has any matchmaking more complicated than comparing their super secret ELO rating.

Yeah probably not. Might matter re: social spaces, though. But who cares.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

xzzy posted:

ITT destiny veterans actually think destiny has any matchmaking more complicated than comparing their super secret ELO rating.

Itt destiny veterans tired of companies loving with game experience when the perfect solution is already well established.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

10 Beers posted:

Well, the Nightfall this week is loving awful.

3rd try was a charm!


The rings in the beginning are gone fast. Best to kill the initial adds then just run through and grab the rest

tbh our saving grace was that a group of pubbies helped us melt that walker fast lmao

that boss is never not a pain in the rear end, barely beat it the 3rd time with someones kamikaze act in the last seconds

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I have so many duplicate exotics, ugh. Even on my titan which is my main character, I just got like my fifth skullfort, my third crest, and I got those stupid smg boots at least five times. On the other hand I've never gotten synthoceps, that spooky helm that I forget the name of, or the dunemarchers

he1ixx
Aug 23, 2007

still bad at video games
Anybody know the order of events for the Leviathan raid this week?

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

he1ixx posted:

Anybody know the order of events for the Leviathan raid this week?

Gauntlet dogs baths

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he1ixx
Aug 23, 2007

still bad at video games

Legs Benedict posted:

Gauntlet dogs baths

Thanks!

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