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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Choplogik/status/746575977510141952

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Those seem like the kind of books you read in dark basements, chanting the names aloud to call dead gods from their eternal slumber and draw their maddening gaze upon the mortal realm.



H̷̘̟͚͘E̤̖͇̣̖͞ͅ ҉̧̳̹̱͖̰͈̤͞C̴͚̘̹͍͙̀ͅO̵̗͓͙͇͝M̧̯̖̺͎͎E̲̝̭͈̣̗̞̤̫͜͡͝S̵͔̬

I'm thinking those thousand pages also contain his blogposts.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

BrianBoitano posted:

gently caress it, I made a bingo card for this poo poo:



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The video took a sad turn when he says "You all were involved in kidnapping our child." I don't doubt that the foster program can do better than that rear end in a top hat, but nobody deserves either.

Bottom right square should include asking for their business card.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://imgur.com/a/skffp

The best thing I've read all weekend, and I wish I could read internet comments on it for once, lol.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


That guy looks so focused I'm tempted to believe that he's totally got this.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


discuss

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
How can feet be shoes, if our feet aren't real?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Feet are shoes your skeleton

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

a kitten posted:

Blah blah Bill Maher guns...



Is that fuckin Micromancer?!

Somethingawful.com strikes again.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


BrianBoitano posted:

gently caress it, I made a bingo card for this poo poo:



Blank:


The video took a sad turn when he says "You all were involved in kidnapping our child." I don't doubt that the foster program can do better than that rear end in a top hat, but nobody deserves either.

For what it's worth the comments say his wife was awarded sole custody of his kid in the divorce. Not sure how true that is though.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

:aaa: they have color now?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
There's a certain poetic irony to the fact that the reflection of the flash makes the relevant part of the title unreadable.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Strudel Man posted:

There's a certain poetic irony to the fact that the reflection of the flash makes the relevant part of the title unreadable.

:thejoke:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Strudel Man posted:

There's a certain poetic irony to the fact that the reflection of the flash makes the relevant part of the title unreadable.

there's a certain poetic irony to :thejoke:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Oh. In that case, it's a weak joke.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

wrong

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Man, these are both amazing, from opposite ends of the spectrum.


Strudel Man posted:

Oh. In that case, it's a weak joke.

Incorrect. It is very nearly the perfect joke.

vv Nicely done.

Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Jun 26, 2016

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Efexeye posted:

there's a certain poetic irony to :thejoke:

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

My wife and I fight about this all the time. Also about whether or not Chick-fil-A used to be spelled "Chik-fil-A".

e: yes we threaten to leave eachother over these things

fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 03:02 on Jun 26, 2016

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

fullroundaction posted:

Also about whether or not Chick-fil-A used to be spelled "Chik-fil-A".

Why would you bring this fresh hell to my life.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



e: hi Kris

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Strudel Man posted:

There's a certain poetic irony to the fact that the reflection of the flash makes the relevant part of the title unreadable.

Sorry you got owned so hard in front of everyone

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




fullroundaction posted:

My wife and I fight about this all the time. Also about whether or not Chick-fil-A used to be spelled "Chik-fil-A".

Wait, what? I didn't even noticed the spelling had changed.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
As far as I know the spelling has never changed, and those of us who remember it being "Chik-fil-A" are sharing some sort of weird fever dream. The crazy part is you can find many, many major publications from past and present spelling it "Chik" and I can't find any evidence that the actual corporation has ever used that spelling anywhere.

If you poke around on google you can find people who are 100% certain that it was definitely Chik when they were a kid, and they even have specific stories that they remember which point to it having to have been that way.

One theory is that things got confusing/muddy when they rolled out the (cows misspelling things) marketing campaign.

That's my dumb story but for a solid 2-3 days not too long ago I was very drunk and consumed by this.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I guess it never hurts to dream.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

How did the thread know I was at Chick fil a?! Don't doxx me!

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

But maybe it's the multiverse cross-talk thing like with the bears

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

We two are one.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Nightmares are made of these.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

fullroundaction posted:

e: yes we threaten to leave eachother over these things

Nice ref, 10/10.

BrianRx
Jul 21, 2007

Turtlicious posted:

http://imgur.com/a/skffp

The best thing I've read all weekend, and I wish I could read internet comments on it for once, lol.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.bb2f7876f8e9

Look at these two goobers and read it again.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Hyperlynx posted:

Nightmares are made of these.

Who am I to disagree?

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Supposedly the healthcare system will be less strained after Brexit.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

gohuskies posted:

Sorry you got owned so hard in front of everyone
Yeah, I don't know. In retrospect, it's perfectly obvious, but man. Brain malfunctions.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


He just wants to be fashionable.

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nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Stoatbringer posted:

He just wants to be fashionable.


:')

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