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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Im Hobbes from the hit alt right webcomic, Calvin and Hobbes

# ? Sep 16, 2017 09:58

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# ? May 30, 2024 17:42

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

tag yourself, I'm Bigfoot with the Nazi armband

I'm the armband

# ? Sep 16, 2017 09:58

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

safely sodomized posted:

lol from that twitter account

wheres waldo but w/ hitler

Dr. Gorka's Lonely Hearts Club Band

# ? Sep 16, 2017 10:44

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

What's Captain Caveman doing there? And Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds? I'm starting to think these nazi guys are real jerks!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 10:49

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I'm Dan Halen.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 12:00

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Inescapable Duck posted:

There's a ton of furries and bronies in the military, iirc.

So that's why they can afford costumes, dolls and commissions. Also why they have huge conservative bases.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 12:14

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

safely sodomized posted:

lol from that twitter account

wheres waldo but w/ hitler

im confused nishkino maki.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:50

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Al! posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/908783996838055936

im his vape rig holster

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:50

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

tag yourself, I'm Bigfoot with the Nazi armband

im dan halen

edit: beaten

Darkman Fanpage has issued a correction as of 16:19 on Sep 16, 2017

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:55

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

safely sodomized posted:

i just noticed that this comrades crowbar says pittsburgh on it

nice

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:01

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

safely sodomized posted:

Oh hell yes

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:07

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

all my enemies are dumb and wear the wrong underwear

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:09

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Want to clumsily flirt with those DSA ladies and get sternly lectured about patriarchy :fap:

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:11

coathat: May 21, 2007

bump_fn posted:

i just noticed that this comrades crowbar says pittsburgh on it

nice

Nice, a piece of Chinese pot metal with an American cities name on it.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:39

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

safely sodomized posted:

or the heckin good nazi pupper biting antifa feets

I'm the antifa being attacked by the good Nazi pupper.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:43

Strom Thermos: Sep 18, 2004

lancemantis posted:

eh draft really isn't the same thing as compulsory service -- its just compulsory service on a lottery

a universal requirement to provide some level of service can help dilute the career military class, troop worship, hawkishness, etc

works really in Israel

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:39

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

I spent my compulsory service years in the customer service theater during the Retail Wars

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Hodgepodge posted:

they did and it turns out that people don't like being drafted to fight stupid imperialistic wars

lol the boomers were the worst soldiers ever previous drafts were fine

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:44

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol the boomers were the worst soldiers ever previous drafts were fine

Uhh people burnt down a bunch of new york city over the draft in 1863.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

sounds like a p successful policy if you hafta go back that far imho

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:58

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Anyone know what happened with the nazis marching against the juggalos in dc today? I can only find one update that the nazi rally was small compared to the juggalo one and ended after an hour.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:22

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

safely sodomized posted:

lol from that twitter account

wheres waldo but w/ hitler

im ty cobb

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:25

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

KiteAuraan posted:

im confused nishkino maki.

you dont need to specify the anime its all nazi

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:28

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

has the alt-right rally in dc even done anything or were they so outnumbered that they just got depressed and went home lol

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:40

and i must meme: Jan 15, 2017

safely sodomized posted:

lol from that twitter account

wheres waldo but w/ hitler

are the antifa wearing underwear outside their clothes?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:41

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

and i must meme posted:

are the antifa wearing underwear outside their clothes?

of course theyre homo gay sjws thats what they do

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:45

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/909157037698949120

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/909157041176014849

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:49

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

Uhh people burnt down a bunch of new york city over the draft in 1863.

ah you mean the irish before they were white?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:53

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/909157037698949120

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/909157041176014849

smart j and kegan the correct rear end

# ? Sep 16, 2017 21:55

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

Markorjoshua posted:

works really in Israel

it does

# ? Sep 16, 2017 22:31

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Darkman Fanpage posted:

smart j and kegan the correct rear end

That whole thread is great and futures a cute dog in a hot dog outfit

# ? Sep 16, 2017 22:34

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

An armed right-wing march is happening in Dallas today to defend a Robert E. Lee statue that ... was removed on Thursday. Oh well. But I guess everyone had already gotten all dressed up and had their travel vans booked so...

Look at these cosplaying geezers lmao

https://twitter.com/YeomansNBC5/status/909097376966696963
Boomers battle each other in a most shameful display:

https://twitter.com/YeomansNBC5/status/909100819890540544

'What the heck happened?'

'Oh let me guess Mr. Black Lives...'

*video ends*

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 23:18 on Sep 16, 2017

# ? Sep 16, 2017 23:06

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/SocMalpractice/status/909170031698771968

I'm the hatchetman chasing the swastika

# ? Sep 16, 2017 23:09

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

You never know with these things but what the hell why not:

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It's not a CIA op and I'm not "betraying" anything. The groups and little cliques that make up this "movement" are poo poo and will fall apart shortly. I still personally believe in the cause of white identity but too many mistakes have been made with the "alt right"

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Because they aren't made up of political activists or people who know organizing. They are made up of gamers and internet nerds who basically are trying to turn their racist nordic rune fantasys into reality.

The whole "Gamergate = Alt-Right" meme the left uses is partially true.

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[Former IE leader] Nathan [Damigo] is a good guy, but he has his own issues. Has a lot of bad ideas and obviously has his felonious past haunting him. I understate he'll be stepping away for some time.

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The principle failure with so many right wing movements is hat they always believe success and failure comes down to ideas. The problem with the alt right is they had no strategy other than "convert as many people as they can." Theres never any grassroot initiative and the next step to them was always "more rallies"

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IE is supposed to be based on Generation Identity but none of the organizers actually read their literature and now a loving daily shoah host runs the thing, so its hosed

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In my opinion everyone in the alt right who is serious should get out, read up on organizing and literature by leftists on how to build movements while getting invovled in campaigns or conservative groups to get a feel for real politics, and build something from scratch with no relation to anything before it.. The alt right pretends to not be related to part white supremacist groups but openly embraces pretty much all of them

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Again, Spencer called himself an Identitarian and then always followed it up with "but white nationlist is fine too", even though the identitarians who actually accomplish things in europe refuse to be associated with white nationalists, fascists, and national socialists.

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I don't have problems with torchlight, but they don't do it in a positive manner. And everytiem sombody salutes or yells heil hitler and it makes the news, and some talking head talks about it, they proclaim themselves to be "winning" while they are removed form every platform and statues go down all across the country

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Steve King knows The European Identitarians, and Ann Coulter talks with Jarad Taylor occasionally.

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They are receding into a underground subculture, rather than a counter culture. My hope is something like a Bannoneque thing pops up that better organizes the Trump movement as well and the good alt righters get in on it to try and make a difference. I'm not saying the alt right should cuck, but start by trying to achieve realistic victories.

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Trump has shown us the way. We need to leverage his immense power in every way we can, and get behind him 100%. Don't sabotage our chances by willfully associating with fringe characters.

I sort of disagree. Trump has shown himself to be non-principled. I think the populist movement he sprung should organize into something coherent, which will hopefully pressure Trump when he seems to the motivation and drive of his base.

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[IE leader Eli Mosley] goes back and forth, but based on his twitter posts and some conversations that have been floating around, he operates like a cult leader. Nobody should speak ill of the leaders and their stratgy, and nobody should say a thing to the outside world except those the elders deem worthy. While I agree 90% of the alt rights members should not be talking to media, thats is more indicative of the quality of the movement

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The point is that we can't blindly support Trump into gutter. Whatever comes next needs to be 100% the MAGA agenda, not Trump. The problem with all these patriot rallies is that they are always about supporting Trump, not the issues that matter. Trump feels he can do whatever he wants and his base will continue to root for him. Amnesty is not negotiable.

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LIke I mentioned above, Nathan anted to base IE on Generation Identity but has no intention of actually taking the steps that GI took to become as popular and successful as it is. Also "Evropa"? How many Americans would go along with that.