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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Yie ar Kung Fu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pLMkAtwpQ

the player is a scrub but he game is great. (And that's where my av is from).

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Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011
10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10

Edit: Lol at "random".

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Captain Rufus posted:

I seem to be the only real defender of the C64 in there.

it's kind of weird that you say this when there are plenty of people in that thread who actually own them. why do you have a persecution complex rufus?

oh

e; btw nobody wants to post there because the same three autists keep turning the conversation back to boring d&d crpg poo poo as if it's the only thing anyone ever did with computers before doom came out

d0s fucked around with this message at 13:50 on May 30, 2014

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-7SNZPU5E

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

has anyone said wizball yet

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Hogge Wild posted:

And of course there's the Barbarian, where you could cut off head and the corpse collecting goblin would kick it :allears:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ORMf6SjTc

I remember having the Apple ][ version of this but it was called something else.
"Death Sword" apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prGFUoDOVZA


Hogge Wild posted:

Yie ar Kung Fu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pLMkAtwpQ

the player is a scrub but he game is great. (And that's where my av is from).

I remember spending a New Year's Eve playing this with my brothers, and my brother had a hot streak and beat it so many times over that he rolled over the score counter. Good times.

raditts fucked around with this message at 13:49 on May 30, 2014

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

d0s posted:

has anyone said wizball yet



this was the tits

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
this thread is actually pretty rad, SORRY OP

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

Daimo posted:

You are basically a wizard can I buy you a hat?

Thanks for the compliment, but it's no big deal. The lovely load speed pissed me off so much that I took a couple of books out of the library and taught myself how to rewrite the drive firmware. Anyone with a technical background could do the same thing.

Technically I actually replaced the drive firmware by loading my code from the C64 into the 2 KB buffer in the 1541. My code would then boot itself inside the 1541 and override Commodore's firmware. Any load commands from my software on the C64 would then be intercepted by my loader and not the default lovely Commodore loader.

I think my entire fast load routine took up less than one Kilobyte of RAM. It was pretty tight.

tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 19:19 on May 30, 2014

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
I broke a couple of joysticks playing Track and Field. That game is loving brutal. Or am I thinking Hypersports? It was a Konami title.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

I loved the 'toolbox' games back in the day too - like getting the Quake modding tools but the whole game was built around it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yygfPWkiR18
Pinball Construction Set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw3R-_flF4Y
Racing Destruction Set

The racing one ruled because you could tweak the world's variables like gravity, track slipperiness, damage-taking of the cars from 'arcade' to 'be careful' - and you could even race lunar landers.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


I used to play the hell out of this

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

d0s posted:

it's kind of weird that you say this when there are plenty of people in that thread who actually own them. why do you have a persecution complex rufus?

oh

e; btw nobody wants to post there because the same three autists keep turning the conversation back to boring d&d crpg poo poo as if it's the only thing anyone ever did with computers before doom came out

Dude you are such a sperglord you made your own IRC channel because you don't remotely understand human interaction or even what this magical thing we call "jokes" are. English isn't your first language is it?

Anyhow lots of people loved playing RPGs on their old computers. poo poo was fun.

And it isn't like the UK folks don't have the action scene covered. Brutally abusive action games that loving hate you and that's just waiting for them to loving load off the tape drives.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

akasnowmaaan posted:

I loved the 'toolbox' games back in the day too - like getting the Quake modding tools but the whole game was built around it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yygfPWkiR18
Pinball Construction Set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw3R-_flF4Y
Racing Destruction Set

The racing one ruled because you could tweak the world's variables like gravity, track slipperiness, damage-taking of the cars from 'arcade' to 'be careful' - and you could even race lunar landers.

You could trade tracks and poo poo with your friends. Make motorcycle tracks and all that.

poo poo, could you imagine if they made poo poo like that now? Racing Destruction Set and the Universal RPG Kit and you'd be loving straight.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Forbidden Forest had the best music.
Bard's Tale was an awesome sperg game, I was confused like hell when mapping the first sewers because there were areas where you would exit one side of the grid and enter the other, so it seemed to go on forever. I also cheated like gently caress by selling items and swapping disks and selling them again and that's how I kept my horn of frost for the whole game.

H.E.R.O.

Elite had the craziest copy-protection.

Beachhead was p cool.

Don't forget Halloween. For little sprites that game scared the poo poo out of me.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I just remembered a couple C64 games I played the hell out of:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Saga
Mars Saga - you have to get the I-card from that Frost guy to win. The combat sequences remind me of a sort of paleolithic X-Com and I spent a bit of time playing laser slots and kosmic keno in the casino.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Fleet_I:_The_War_Begins
Star Fleet 1 - Some of the most fun you can have with near text adventures. The graphics were incredibly simplistic, the scenarios limited, but drat if I didn't put a buttload of hours into it. Hell, I even made up stories about the commanders of the various ships and had my own proto fan fic.

beamrider
Sep 22, 2000
Posting "This needs much more love" IS BANNABLE
Can't believe I've not seen Robots of Dawn mentioned yet. loving mind numbing. Paradroid until your fingers fall off, I can't believe how drat neat that game was.

Gauntlet, of course. Just about anything by EA. Mail Order Monsters, Skate or Die.

No mention of Terry the Pirate either. The time and effort put into some of the loading screens of cracked games, sheesh, just awesome. Fairlight, Razor1911..

Commodore could have ruled the world.

beamrider fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 30, 2014

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer


trumbles

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

50 Foot Ant posted:

poo poo, could you imagine if they made poo poo like that now? Racing Destruction Set and the Universal RPG Kit and you'd be loving straight.

Or Adventure Construction Set. Which wasn't very much fun, but when you inevitably got bored trying to make an adventure, you could just let the computer finish it for you by putting in all sorts of random poo poo from the appropriate genre.

The geekiest thing I did was use a sector editor to search disks for hidden messages, and to cheat at text games like the otherwise unwinnable "Star Trek: The Kobayashi Alternative".

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Captain Rufus posted:

Dude you are such a sperglord you made your own IRC channel because you don't remotely understand human interaction or even what this magical thing we call "jokes" are. English isn't your first language is it?

Anyhow lots of people loved playing RPGs on their old computers. poo poo was fun.

And it isn't like the UK folks don't have the action scene covered. Brutally abusive action games that loving hate you and that's just waiting for them to loving load off the tape drives.

I didn't make that channel, but I did go there because you were making GBS threads up the other one complaining about your life nearly 24/7 and getting cwc level weird about how you're literally a 40 year old virgin hth

PaleFigure
Sep 3, 2007

the other white meat
Head Over Heels. My best friend and I played it for years and finally, after an all day marathon session, liberated the entire system and escaped to Freedom.

The Last Ninja. The original was and remains the best, although 2 was cwertainly a *good* sequel. Never played the third.

CREATURES (Clyde Radcliffe Exterminates All The Unfriendly, Repulsive Earth-ridden Slime) 1 and 2, never has watching innocent fuzzies get tortured to death been so hilarious or fun.

Of course another vote for Wizball, that game was astounding.

And as for games that hate you and never want you to know joy, Thing on a Spring. And the little-known Strangeloop, a game in which you have to find a glitched wall in order to get into a room not on the map, which is actually the room on the game title screen, to find a crucial item required to win the game. And did I mention there's a room where you can perrmanently lose every item you're currently darrying, never to see them again?

PaleFigure fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 1, 2014

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Hogge Wild posted:

And of course there's the Barbarian, where you could cut off head and the corpse collecting goblin would kick it :allears:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ORMf6SjTc

worth the price for the box alone :




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgwi9t-wf1o

I still have no idea what's going on in this game, but I played it for hours


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j86veyiIcS8

freaked me the gently caress out when I was a kid :ohdear:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9fzZ5SJws8

:ninja:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

what the heck do i do with it now? any ideas?

Dick around with the interface, download a few games, keep dicking around with the interface, then get bored with it and leave it sitting around on your harddrive after forgetting that you ever downloaded it.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

these are my C64 games, I think you should play them all except for slot car racer and uchi mata, those games suck




EDIT: top gun sucks too but it uses comic bakery's music so you can load it up and have a rave or w/e

d0s fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jun 2, 2014

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX0UgvgBuQc&t=686s

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives

King Vidiot posted:

Dick around with the interface, download a few games, keep dicking around with the interface, then get bored with it and leave it sitting around on your harddrive after forgetting that you ever downloaded it.

well now im gonna become a big C64 enthusiast dork just cause you posted this

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
just gonna leave these here







J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
This seems like a fun game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUSilu2kLDI

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
I could never get into Text Adventures Hesh. I know I am supposed to love em, but I just never could.
I collect for the Atari 8 bit computers and Infocom stuff tends to command a fuckload of money in spite of one being able to play em on an ipad with nice ease of use features.

I did really want to try Lurking Horror though.

Surprisingly enough Elvira and the early Lucasarts SCUMM games are all on the C64 as well as the first Survival Horror I know of that is actually a "Proper" one, PROJECT FIRESTART.

One reason I kind of went Atari 8 bit over C64 as a modern retro collector is in general the games are cheaper and there are a fuckload of cartridge games.
Plus in general no real PAL/NTSC issues since the A8s weren't very big in Europe outside of Poland. Most tape games have disk versions even if they are a pain in the rear end to find.

I should probably get a second C64 DTV joystick and mod it to be a full C64 and get a SD card for it.

Much of its' guts were made by this wonderful person:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

However I do have a couple C64 games just so I can guilt free play them in emulators because gently caress disks and tape loads:



And I have a couple more because back in the day they made some games on flippy disks. Generally one side would be Atari 8 bit, the other C64.

At least till Ray Kassar and the Tramiels managed to skullfuck Atari into irrelevance.

Captain Rufus fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Jun 2, 2014

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Boogaleeboo posted:

Play the Impossible Mission games. DOOOO IT!

I spent so much time flipping over fat robots. All those game sounds are burned into my brain. I am still confused about the ending of IM II to this day. Also, what were with those hallway dogs/gargoyles? You know, these jerks:



How come no-one mentioned Bubble Bobble yet?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

All those game sounds are burned into my brain.

AAAAAAaagghhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhh......

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

STAY FOREVERRRRRR

e: don't play text adventures

e2: lol atari computers :frogout:

d0s fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Jun 2, 2014

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


this is blowing my mind, I had no idea a C64 was capable of this


this is also pretty great

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

d0s posted:

STAY FOREVERRRRRR

e: don't play text adventures

e2: lol atari computers :frogout:

Yeah they only sold a shitload and all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_httoglo7M

Oh wait, this never existed. I forgot.

Oh no. The Atari 8 bit computers were pretty goddamned great. In some ways better than the C64.
Better disk access, more colors, faster CPU, 4 controller ports (in 1979!!), gently caress. DUAL CARTRIDGE PORTS.

Also it has motherfucking YOOMP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcl9iDMjAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFSULMxaQ8

It just was saddled with being attached to Atari and much like the mighty C64 they never really updated the specs when they could have or should have.

In general everyone coded for the LCD machine and that was that. Though to be fair, the A8 bit had memory card slots and OS slot in the original 800 model.

Which is my favorite ugly computer:

Look at this glorious 70s motherfucker.


Reinforced with motherfucking STEEL.


In the old days air cooling was the only cooling you needed.


Course if you want RPGs the A8 bit aint poo poo dog on the C64 or the Apple 2. For old school action? Can't really go wrong with a C64 or an Atari 8 bit.


Even kill EVIL TRENTS. Daria would approve! :v:

Old computers are FUN. Outside of lighthearted nonserious System Warrioring there is usually something to offer on most of the old school micros.

Even the Sinclair Spectrum not that I can stand it much. Some loving boss rear end looking machines though. Black 128 +2 is a sweet lookin rig:

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum_128_%2B2 Black version owns. Sadly they just show grey.

Only reason I don't own a real C64 now is because the Atari is something I didn't have as a kid so its like getting to enjoy a whole new machine. The fun of LEARNING NEW STUFF.

And with the Atari the cartridge games are cheap and plentiful. Floppy disks aint loving long for this world.

(Also the C64 has such a massive library of awesome stuff I would be super broke all the time.)

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Raid Over Moscow
Into the Eagle's Nest
Seven Cities of Gold
Heart of Africa
Cave of the Word Wizard (that snarky rear end in a top hat)
Ducks Ahoy!

d0s
Jun 28, 2004


that's great and all but this is the c64 thread

that thing sounds like a game boy lmao

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

well now im gonna become a big C64 enthusiast dork just cause you posted this

I wish someone reverse-psychology'd me because the C64 looks pretty cool, to be honest. I just couldn't be bothered to figure out the barebones emulators out there where you have to set everything up manually to get it working.

Plus the Amiga had much better games and Amiga Forever is a cool emulator that's easy as hell to use.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Captain Rufus posted:

I could never get into Text Adventures Hesh. I know I am supposed to love em, but I just never could.
I collect for the Atari 8 bit computers and Infocom stuff tends to command a fuckload of money in spite of one being able to play em on an ipad with nice ease of use features.

Adam Cadre's stuff is a pretty good way to ease yourself into the genre, if you were ever interested.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


and here I thought I was the only person who'd ever actually played that game

I hated that goddamned hippo

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

RevSyd posted:

And PIRATES! was pretty awesome, I played a "take a drink every time you capture a ship" drinking game with it.

14-year-old me played this drat thing until I knew the game's map of the Caribbean well enough to reliably find the big old sunken treasure with only one map fragment.

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