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Shnooks
Mar 24, 2007

I'M BEING BORN D:
The lead has gotten increasingly more insufferable. Also she needs to stop crying because she's bad at it.

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Nah, the lead is pretty bad and that would stick out more if she wasn't acting next to even worse actors that are the other characters, the production values are only good compared to Indie Films and Canadian TV Moives, the directing is passable, and it has very basic cinematography.

If you're impressed by this show then you must be blown away by the intricacies of porno plots and the character relationships built in them. Only porn isn't rapey :can:

I'm pretty sure they were talking about House of Cards in that post.

Also pornstache guy does rule.

Tripalium
Mar 20, 2009

coin coin connard
I really need to cancel my netflix account and stop watching bad tv shows

Edward_Lapine
Jan 21, 2011

I thought you were actually gay, I mean...
So did I, for a bit, but then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING!
I really do like Orange. But just like Weeds, the writing of show gets preachy with its political views and it's handled so ham-handedly. I'm on the left side too but geez shut up.

I've been watching Oz for the first time up to the third season recently and I approve of all the dick.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bastastic posted:

are any of the netflix series except lilyhammer actually good?

People watch that, honestly?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Lilyhammer was weird and kind of awesome. "Eyyyy, what is dis? Freakin snow? "

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

is that that troon that is in john waters movies

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




someone post the pic of jenji behind the weeds lead where it looks like she wants to eat her

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
When are new episodes of lilyhammer coming out anyways

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
good question but there is norway to know for sure

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
it's really obvious the creator wants it to be like a david simon joint and be all "how it REALLY is for the folks round the way" but it forgoes any chance at real characterization for contrived plots or unfunny jokes. I mean I dunno netflix's policy on stuff but if you cut out most of the swearing and the boob shots it could be a cable show easily. it squanders its chance to be subversive and not only does it fail to do that it actually manages to reinforce the very status quo it means to demolish lol

which is too bad because the setting is pretty original and has a lot of potential, I'd say something like 'at least it's not a show about a family, group of friends, or a workplace' but network tv is so terrible and irrelevant it's not even worth adding to any conversation about TV anymore

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

all nerds hate shows about women or black people or show that have black women in them.




You could all save yourselves some time by just watching Big Doll House on Netflix instead :nsfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBTRVMmzuek :nsfw: If I'm not confusing this one with the Big Bird Cage, Pam Grier plays a sadistic lesbian warden who sexually tortures any inmate who refuses her advances. Probably the same amount of boobs for a fraction of the time invested.

e: Wait, sorry, I'm thinking of Women in Cages :nsfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvcefn7MUI8

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

that made me gag vomit and shove a jenji kohan dildo up my poo poo rear end and then take it out on a table and twitterpic it and tag jenji

sex excellence fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jun 13, 2014

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

I didn't know Bruce Vilanch had a sister

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Cops is still a pretty good show.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

all nerds hate shows about women or black people or show that have black women in them.

did you really take out a reverse mortgage to finance a bitcoin operation?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
goons like a thing

goons hate a thing

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
House of Cards is really weird because literally everything but the writing is great

but the writing is TERRIBLE

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Stefan Prodan posted:

House of Cards is really weird because literally everything but the writing is great

but the writing is TERRIBLE

the writing in the second season was the political equivalent of star trek technobabble. you didnt understand it, didnt have to understand it, why was it even there

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Yeah I mean for the first season I was like ok this is a little bit weak and the characters and conflicts are really simplistic but everything else is good so ok

and then the second season happened and I was just like this is just all the political parts of 24 now, that's all it turned into

everything involving THE DEEP WEB was so stupid who would let that get in

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

all nerds hate shows about women or black people or show that have black women in them.

shut the gently caress up nerd

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
is that helldump? looks mad effort

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is there a second season of this show yet

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

is there a second season of this show yet

ya

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Naerasa posted:

this is me reading your dumbass post



black wearing the orange

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Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

rezatahs posted:

good question but there is norway to know for sure

oh man you devil

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