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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Justin Tyme posted:

if you're really permanent party on Benning then what school is directly south of airborne school (practically in the same complex), what unit (it's a pretty major unit, not some 851st dental command poo poo) lies between airborne school and Lawson AAF, and what are some commercial things around that area (restaurants and whatnot)?


okay but what about this part

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Anansi The Spider posted:

Why would I ever buy a weekly edition of the Army Tabloids?

You don't have to buy one, they're at the checkout of every PX/Shoppette dude. Just buy the red Monster.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Obama Africanus posted:

Low crawl towards me but not at me. Now do it slower and with a hunger yet a sense of satisfaction in your eyes. And also you need to not blink or break eye contact for any reason, including my labored breathing.

Then I'll know you truly are army strong.

shim did n4i tell you his fantasy

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Anansi The Spider posted:

Why would I ever buy a weekly edition of the Army Tabloids?

You're being called out dude, just do it, post redacted orders or accept that no one will believe you.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
you're an IDR parachute account until proven otherwise.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


He's not IDR, I've already checked. Or anyone of note, for that matter.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Lol lets just assume he's IDR. It's funnier that way.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

I bet it's iceslice's gimmick account that he uses to try and relate to us low-speed smallfolk.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
The plot... Thickens... It's thick, almost creamy at this point.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
ARE WE BEING CATFISHED!?!?!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
maybe it is you who is the catfish

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

ARE WE BEING CATFISHED!?!?!

We're being noodled.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
He's not anyone at all, really. :iiam:

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.
NO! Just when the army thread was reaching peak schadenfreude and making my life seem not as gay by comparison. All of a sudden my life as the training room (non) NCO started to seem decent.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken

Obama Africanus posted:

The plot... Thickens... It's thick, almost creamy at this point.

... but is it frothy?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Mike-o posted:

maybe it is you who is the catfish

You're the...fag...fish

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
I have a giant green erection from this thread.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

I have a giant green erection from this thread.

You should get that looked at.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nimmy posted:

NO! Just when the army thread was reaching peak schadenfreude and making my life seem not as gay by comparison. All of a sudden my life as the training room (non) NCO started to seem decent.
Ahahaha I'm so sorry, I know that job sucks a fat one.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You should get that looked at.

Nah bro it happens to all officers. What else would I gently caress you with?

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Ahahaha I'm so sorry, I know that job sucks a fat one.

The only real perk is that everyone is so worried I'll intentionally lose their leave packet that I don't have to do any of the bullshit like stand at parade rest.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
As much as I hate to bring the thread down and detract from what's either a pretty decent troll or a fantastically hosed young soldier (and either way, it's funny)...

You guys got buddies you try to keep in touch with but figure you've got all the time in the world? A buddy I deployed with died in a car accident this morning.

Go call an old friend and say hi.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Nah bro it happens to all officers. What else would I gently caress you with?

I'm a noble. :ssh:

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Nah bro it happens to all officers. What else would I gently caress you with?

Wait, you're a noble?


Now I'm glad we didn't meet up for lunch.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

so this is what being raped feels like

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

so this is what being raped feels like

it's in the resource thread...you didn't know?

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012


OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
How y'all niggas forget that AB is an officer.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I stopped trying to keep track of who's who a good while ago.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Obama Africanus posted:

How y'all niggas forget that AB is an officer.

He hasn't been an insufferable piece of poo poo lately so, you know

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

I stopped trying to keep track of who's who a good while ago.

I swear I thought you were AB

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Carteret posted:

He hasn't been an insufferable piece of poo poo lately so, you know

:glomp:

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012



:shobon:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I'm a warrant.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm the SMA

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Your mom is the general of cocks. All the cocks.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I do not have a mother. I was born in a tanker boot and forged in the fires of Mount TRADOC.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

gleep gloop posted:

Your mom is the general of cocks. All the cocks.

Cockbatant Commander. The Cock Commandant. The Cockmaster General. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Cocks.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

well it's been over 24 hrs since anansi posted on SA.
faker status confirmed by silence for me.


Since mr nice! & whip are :chiefsay: regarding anansi not being IDR,
I'm inclined to think anansi is really:

IDR
armyman25
blue squares
parachute account
GD_America

any other shunned former gip posters I can't recall right now

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You forgot Slippery and PvtJoker

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