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>say nothing. remain still. the blind man will think his Muslim brothers are just loving with him again.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:35
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use your ventriloquism skills to trick Abdul into stepping on a nearby rake
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Sep 12, 2014 00:36
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make a loud noise, talk in a girly voice and convince him that he just died and is now in heaven and you're one of his 72 virgins
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Sep 12, 2014 00:37
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Give Tim Schafer a link to this thread, this needs to happen.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:47
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How is this thread not stickied yet.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:49
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Applewhite posted:>Create a Braille image of Muhammed and make Abdul feel it.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:56
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Applewhite posted:>Create a Braille image of Muhammed and make Abdul feel it.
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Sep 12, 2014 01:04
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:>say nothing. remain still. the blind man will think his Muslim brothers are just loving with him again.
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Sep 12, 2014 01:05
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>Do a infidel's dance.
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Sep 12, 2014 01:11
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>Insult your captor in Zoinker fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Sep 12, 2014 |
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Sep 12, 2014 01:45
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Zoinker posted:>Insult your captor in Hebrew
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Sep 12, 2014 01:50
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omg atma print mohammeds face in braille already!
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Sep 12, 2014 01:57
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i want a set of atma .exe action figures
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Sep 12, 2014 01:59
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>Rub chamberpot to summon a Robin Williams genie.
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Sep 12, 2014 02:14
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Applewhite posted:>Create a Braille image of Muhammed and make Abdul feel it.  
Atma fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 12, 2014 02:48
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>hide from Abdul
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Sep 12, 2014 02:53
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pretend to be his angsty teenage son, tell him we're disappointed in him and that he used to be cool before he joined the IS
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Sep 12, 2014 02:53
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>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus
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Sep 12, 2014 02:54
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>Execute "the Crane" from Karate Kid to kick Abdul in the balls.
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Sep 12, 2014 02:57
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>trip abdul face first into the poop bucket and then make him feel the drawing of muhammed.
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Sep 12, 2014 02:58
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> lead Abdul into the tent pole > escape as it collapses > flip double birds to all your captors as you flee
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Sep 12, 2014 02:59
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Kennel posted:> never forget
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Sep 12, 2014 03:00
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>Hold out your hands and let Abdul smash them until the bones are pliable enough to slip out of the cuffs.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:01
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holy poo poo. atma that was a long wait but you outdid yersewlf with that animated club stuff.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:01
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convince him that you are god and will restore his sight if he starts club flailing outside the tent
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Sep 12, 2014 03:02
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>Hold out your piss bucket so he hits it pretending its your head. Then yell "Good job you got the infidel Abdul!" When he lowers his guard kill him, skin him, and then pretend to be him. Disguising abdul in your clothes.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:02
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Al Borland posted:>Hold out your piss bucket so he hits it pretending its your head. Then yell "Good job you got the infidel Abdul!" When he lowers his guard kill him. >In a Mickey Mouse voice.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:03
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Chard posted:> lead Abdul into the tent pole All this but naked and twerking.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:05
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Applewhite posted:>In a Mickey Mouse voice. it works in the old cartoons. And if they've taught me anything its those tricks always work!
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Sep 12, 2014 03:06
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>Self-Destruct
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Sep 12, 2014 03:07
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haraam does not work that way my realism
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Sep 12, 2014 03:07
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>wait for abdul to hold still, then tie his shoelaces together
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Sep 12, 2014 03:10
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Do the john cena you can't see me thing
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Sep 12, 2014 03:11
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>Take a poo poo in the chamber pot, then stomp on the edge of pot so the contents are thrown at Abdul's face.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:17
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>Kick Abdul in the balls
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Sep 12, 2014 03:33
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*glass_break.wav* >do a stone cold stunner on Abdul
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Sep 12, 2014 03:34
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>Hide behind the tent poles and taunt Abdul into attacking them. Alternative: >Meditate and convert to Buddhism and seek inner peace.
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Sep 12, 2014 03:46
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Commit haram all over Abdul.
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>Scream in pain and go in to convulsions as a xenomorph eats its way out of your chest
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