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I bought ramen one time in college cause everyone says thats like one of the main things youre supposed to do in college. It was loving poo poo i threw it away after a couple bites and walked to mcdonalds instead to get a big mac lol !!! Edit: im talking about the cheap poo poo you find in groceries obviouslt not real ramen like this which is actually fuckin delicious - 
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the best part about him using larder is his confusion at people commenting on it, because he used the word wrong but thinks he used it right
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Jun 24, 2015 03:34
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thathonkey posted:I bought ramen one time in college cause everyone says thats like one of the main things youre supposed to do in college. i told this story before here but one time i went to a friends house to meet up with him and like 10 other people and one of the couples was this super weaboo pair who, i poo poo you not, talked to each other in broken, anime-learned japanese in real life so before we leave to go out the guys like "hey i can make dinner if anyone didnt eat, let me know and ill get you ramen" and some people take him up on it and he brings out some bowls of ramen with an egg on top, vegetables and meat mixed in and serves it up and the weaboo couple girl goes "i thought you were making ramen whats all that stuff." he tells her its ramen noodles with whatever poo poo added on top and she goes "oh my god thats such a good idea" and we all just kind of stared at her dumbfounded for a while
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Jun 24, 2015 03:37
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:the best part about him using larder is his confusion at people commenting on it, because he used the word wrong but thinks he used it right Please use larder correctly in a complete sentence. Evidently I'm not nerdy enough to pass here. Use of I'm gay or cuck gains 30 points.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:49
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OP grabbed his claymore as he walked in on his larder with another man, cucked again!
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Jun 24, 2015 03:50
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Darth123123 posted:Please use larder correctly in a complete sentence. Evidently I'm not nerdy enough to pass here. Use of I'm gay or cuck gains 30 points. if you are talking about modern households you shouldnt be able to use the word "larder" correctly because we dont use rooms to store dried/preserved food anymore because houses have shelves, pantries, cupboards, etc to use the word correctly would be something like "It is retarded to use the word larder to refer to your pantry because your pantry is not a larder, you stupid gently caress."
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Jun 24, 2015 03:55
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:if you are talking about modern households you shouldnt be able to use the word "larder" correctly because we dont use rooms to store dried/preserved food anymore because houses have shelves, pantries, cupboards, etc My family house still has a root cellar, it's basically the same thing.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:58
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Pick posted:My family house still has a root cellar, it's basically the same thing. sry about your old house
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Jun 24, 2015 03:59
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Pick posted:My family house still has a root cellar, it's basically the same thing. yeah i said modern house did you not read that part of my post?
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Jun 24, 2015 04:00
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Churn the heavy cream to make butter then use the butter and some more heavy cream to make a bechamel sauce. If you have nutmeg put some in. If you have cheese you can make a Mornay sauce. Essentially you melt cheese into the bechamel. This post brought to you by Demonachizer.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:01
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goddamn this thread is amazing
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Jun 24, 2015 04:19
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I have been in some fairly desperate financial times in years gone past because I was an absolute moron with my money, but I would have picked up change on the sidewalk until I could go buy some dirt cheap pasta sauce before I posted on the internet begging goons to tell me how to turn fourteen oils seventeen salts and so on into a palatable sauce. OP when you sustain a wound your chirurgeon isn't able to fix and end up broke as all hell sitting at home unable to work remember these wise words, imparted to me be Yon Cruste Punke of the Barony of South Downs in the Kingdom of Meridies... Many a copper and silver piece can be found beneath the windows where merchants do business selling hot foodstuffs to the drivers of these horseless carriages. (Basically if you're so goddamn poor you're begging Something Awful to turn your "larder" full of poo poo into sauce that actually works, you're better off scrounging for dimes beneath the McDonald's pay windows. HTH.) Also, Jesus Christ, invest in a crock pot, throw literally anything into the crock pot, enjoy the magical tasty goodness. There. I saved you a bunch of money and some dignity.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:27
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wyntyr posted:There. I saved you a bunch of money wyntyr posted:and some dignity. Not possible
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Jun 24, 2015 04:33
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op is too busy gaining the skills to become a sauce boss to post.
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Jun 24, 2015 11:44
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I wish I had a larder but I'm not Mitt Romney.
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Jun 24, 2015 12:41
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Anyone got any delicious recipes for sheet metal and leather? Asking for a friend.
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Jun 24, 2015 15:04
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fyodor posted:Anyone got any delicious recipes for sheet metal and leather? Asking for a friend. Do you have access to sunlight?
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Jun 24, 2015 15:36
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Oh good 41 posts in the sauce thread
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Kasan posted:Edit: Crisis has passed, pasta was made, and a new month looms. Stick around for the hobby shaming on page 2. Cocaine?
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Jun 24, 2015 18:13
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Nicomo posted:Cocaine? OP would be catching more respect if that were the case
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Jun 24, 2015 18:15
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Nicomo posted:Cocaine? he and his wife would not be hugely fat larp nerds if they made a habit of spending their food money on cocaine
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Jun 24, 2015 18:21
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Fetus Tree posted:m'larder Holy loving 5
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Jun 24, 2015 18:48
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if you can't even make a pasta sauce why the hell do you have a larder?
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Jun 24, 2015 18:53
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A larder would actually be pretty sweet to have imo. I always feel like there's never quite enough cupboard space to store stuff that can keep a while outside the fridge, plus the kitchen often gets hot and humid from cooking. It'd be great to have a dry and cool room to store stuff like potatoes and onions.
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Jun 24, 2015 19:24
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gender illusionist posted:if you can't even make a pasta sauce why the hell do you have a larder? if he was financially responsible he would probably be able to afford pasta sauce
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Jun 24, 2015 19:44
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I wonder if GWS posters bookmark threads, in case the pasta sauce or chilibean thread falls off the first page and they can't find it. Like, checking my control panel, yes holy poo poo 10 new posts in the barbecue thread today is going to be a good loving day.
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Jun 24, 2015 19:58
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Prawned posted:I wonder if GWS posters bookmark threads, in case the pasta sauce or chilibean thread falls off the first page and they can't find it. Yep, and that's why I still see updates to this thread. Wait no it was conq linking it from the Boston thread, but still, same idea.
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Jun 24, 2015 19:59
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I do history stuff, worked at a museum, and we get SCA people sometimes. They like to go to museums and take photos of swords, and they are all completely loving insane. This dude's not the exception, he's the rule. If you would like any SCA stories please let me know. They're much worse than larpers.
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Jun 26, 2015 18:19
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i would like the craziest SCA story that involves tits somehow, CITB
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Jun 26, 2015 18:46
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Fetus Tree posted:nobody needs 5 types of salt imo its true - salt (kosher) - salt (table) - salt (seasoned) - salt (garlic) - salt (rock)
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Jun 26, 2015 18:50
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Business Gorillas posted:its true if you have 5 types of salt and nothing to put it on, you dont need 5 types of salt
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Not specifically the SCA, since they're medieval, but once there was this dude who wanted stuff on the civil war, and he knew all about the "great southern generals" but just wanted some tips to improve his confederate uniform so it'd look more accurate. He was very upset because women were being allowed to reenact battles as well, and women weren't allowed in the great confederate army which is really what this stuff is all about, preserving heritage, and women shouldn't be allowed to do it because it's not right. He was worried that blacks would ask to be in the confederate side, too, and they'd have to let them because of liberals. I told him he probably didn't have anything to worry about.
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sixth salt
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this is literally worse than my "super effort" icsa entries that were basically me loving around in the kitchen for 10 minutes then pretending I labored over scrambled eggs. E: pink salt is also worse than that unless it's ground very fine.
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Jun 26, 2015 19:00
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Sit still outside with a spear until you see a rabbit. Throw spear at rabbit. This helps level up stealth, pole arm and survival.
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There was a very large SCA woman who had bought an enormously expensive replica suit of armor, and thought it was sexist that she couldn't fit her girth or tits into it. I don't know what she wound up doing but she was very angry about this and I could tell since she was explaining it to me, the guy at the front desk who sells tickets to the city museum.
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Jun 26, 2015 19:01
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lol at buying a suit of armor off the rack
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corn in the bible posted:There was a very large SCA woman who had bought an enormously expensive replica suit of armor, and thought it was sexist that she couldn't fit her girth or tits into it. I don't know what she wound up doing but she was very angry about this and I could tell since she was explaining it to me, the guy at the front desk who sells tickets to the city museum. i wanna know in what world she thought she was gonna fit into that loving armor
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But yeah, I take it back, SCA people are worse than straight up LARPers but the worst people in the world are confederate army dudes. I did once meet an African-American dude who collected CSA stuff and did the whole reenactment thing, and he said that he was just celebrating the heritage of his white great-grandfather who fought for the South, which was like some kind of weird satire and confuses me to this day.
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Germstore posted:lol at buying a suit of armor off the rack should've gone to the big and tall knight shop
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