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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BrownThunder posted:

Would absolutely watch this

wait is this not real

my hopes got entirely too high

# ? Nov 7, 2015 08:52

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:13

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait is this not real

my hopes got entirely too high

I made up the script in hopes that ESPN would take hold. Steve Smith needs a 30 for 30 if those fuckin nonredeemable retards in Boston get one

# ? Nov 7, 2015 09:02

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

BrownThunder posted:

I made up the script in hopes that ESPN would take hold. Steve Smith needs a 30 for 30 if those fuckin nonredeemable retards in Boston get one

He already has one. But he needs another one.

# ? Nov 7, 2015 12:43

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Quest For Glory II posted:

I mean, there won't be anyone like Steve Smith but it's really stupid to say there will be plenty of Andre Johnsons

Johnson's entire career was catching passes from the worst QBs in the NFL and he still dominated and was top 3 at any given time

Oberst is correct in what I meant. Andre Johnson was great, but we will see plenty of massive 6'3 receivers dominate. AJ Green, Julio Jones, etc. just right now.

Let me know next time a 5'9 wide receiver dominates the entire NFL on physicality. I'll be waiting a while.

# ? Nov 7, 2015 15:37

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Hm I didn't know being small was a major factor in hof voting. Danny woodhead future hofer?

# ? Nov 7, 2015 17:25

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

I definitely don't think the Panthers being a run first team even in his best years is an argument that will help his cause. I'm not taking a stance either way but everybody knows how a room full of ~~poo poo slinging baboons~~ sports writers will spin that in a second.

# ? Nov 7, 2015 17:44

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

The Big Jesus posted:

Hm I didn't know being small was a major factor in hof voting. Danny woodhead future hofer?

Doug Flutie, unironically

# ? Nov 7, 2015 18:14

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

HE LIVES

Edit:

# ? Jan 5, 2016 07:07

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

The closest chance we have to another Doug and OB show would be Eugene Robinson (Panthers ex safety amazing color guy) and Steve Smith going off on postgame shows.

Eugene Robinson gets so into the games I thought he might charge the field and kick the crap out of OBJ himself. They would be gold together. Mend those fences Jerry.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 12:52

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

BrownThunder posted:

HE LIVES

Edit:

37 is trash, 24 is trash, and 43? is a fuckboy.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:10

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Steve Smith is definitely going to be arrested on assault and battery sometime in the next 5 years.

But he's making the hall. Dudes a prime example of toughness!

And lol to TO not getting into the HOF

# ? Jan 6, 2016 15:09

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Steve Smith is co hosting Mike and Mike for like two hours today lol

# ? Jan 8, 2016 13:38

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Ehud posted:

Steve Smith is co hosting Mike and Mike for like two hours today lol

some poor producer probably has his hand hovering right over the dump button all show

wonder how long Mike and Mike's delay is :v:

# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:11

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:47

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

quote:

Now pundits are questioning whether Smith will be able to be as good next season, when he�s 37 years old and returning from Achilles surgery. And to that, Smith had one of his classic roasts. �To be honest, you guys don�t know what the hell you�re talking about, so it doesn�t matter,� he said. �The numbers I put up will be the numbers I put up, and I�ll happen to put up those numbers at the age of 37.�

Smith knows he isn�t the same player he was 15 years ago, but who is?

�Can I run like I used to at 22? No,� he said. �But I�m comfortable being 37 years old, being on this team, and they�re comfortable with me. When I started to put up good numbers, you guys told me, �Well, he�ll tail off.� What you need to do is just let me play and quit commenting about my play, because every time you all tell me something I can�t do, then you have a reason for why I�m doing it. � Just let me play. Quit asking me what I�m going to put up. I�m going to put up the numbers I put up and contribute the way I contribute at age 37.�

Smith said it wasn�t a financial decision, as he�s heard from some in the media. �People say that my financial planner told me I should come back. I�m straight. It�s not any concern,� he said with a laugh.

�I do have a desire to play and also have an organization that wants me to play and is encouraging me to keep playing, so that�s what I�m going to do. I�m under contract for one more year, so it�s not like we�re making huge moves. I�m under contract.�

�Despite reports that I�m doing hydrotherapy, I�m the driest hydrotherapy recipient ever,� Smith joked. �I won�t be ahead of schedule. If anything, to be safe, I�ll be behind schedule. With an injury like this, you don�t want to be ahead of schedule. That takes away a lot of stuff.�

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news...df-4eec587ad222

# ? Jan 9, 2016 18:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@89SteveSmith: HOU if you don't have a good Game plan in regular season ain't no way in hell. Your going to figure it out in the playoffs #wishfulthinking

@KATS3535: @89SteveSmith how's your couch??

@89SteveSmith: Actually sitting in my favorite Chair with my hand on my wife's boob... so I'm str8

# ? Jan 10, 2016 00:52

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

If it were up to me the motherfucker would be in first ballot, but it ain't, sadly. I guess in 5 or 6 years we'll find out how close he's really gonna get.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:17

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

If it were up to me the motherfucker would be in first ballot, but it ain't, sadly. I guess in 5 or 6 years we'll find out how close he's really gonna get.

there's no way

# ? Jan 10, 2016 05:22

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

I'd have to wonder what percentage of the vote he'd get.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 06:07

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SSS deserves the Hall.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 06:14

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Ross Angeles posted:

there's no way

Probably not. Which is sad when motherfuckers like Jerome Bettis and Art Monk get in.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 17:45

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:13

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

Probably not. Which is sad when motherfuckers like Jerome Bettis and Art Monk get in.

they weren't first ballot

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:12

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