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when i was arrested by the DEA on a drug charge the report legitimately mentioned that i was known to post on a drug forum on a site known as "something awful". it was basically a footnote and it never really came up for any reason other than that
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:33 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 00:46 |
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Oh god! My post history!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:35 |
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the great deceiver posted:when i was arrested by the DEA on a drug charge the report legitimately mentioned that i was known to post on a drug forum on a site known as "something awful". it was basically a footnote and it never really came up for any reason other than that we're not even important enough to merit mention outside of the DEA's footnotes truly this is the deadest and gayest of forums
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:39 |
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glowing-fish posted:I mean, after San Bernardino, or many other incidents where there was plenty of "signs", the feds seem mostly caught off guard even when people have been making public posts calling for violence. glowing-fish posted:How many man hours of labor would it take to put together a full dossier on anyone who gets called in? glowing-fish posted:How many agents are actually smart enough to know Arabic cognates are whatever? glowing-fish posted:I mean, Osama Bin Laden was living in a gigantic compound in a big city in a place full of CIA agents, and he wasn't caught for years. glowing-fish posted:So does the DHS really have a team that keeps perfect document on every science nerd? No doubt they have dossiers on a few LF posters.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:48 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:we're not even important enough to merit mention outside of the DEA's footnotes well it's not like my case had anything to do with SA or TCC they were just digging up as much dirt on me as possible to make me look like an unrepentant degenerate dopefiend (which is true) but yes we are dead and gay and that's the way i like it
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:52 |
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glowing-fish posted:How many agents are actually smart enough to know Arabic cognates are whatever? Federal Agents aren't some podunk deputies who barely finished high school. It's a decent paying job with great benefits that can attract quality people. http://work.chron.com/much-fbi-agent-make-per-year-28711.html quote:All new agents begin their careers as GS-10, step 1, according to the FBI Careers website. The base salary for a newly assigned agent in 2014 was $46,229, according to the federal Office of Personnel Management website. With locality pay added, a newly assigned agent would have an adjusted salary between $52,007 and $59,496. When availability pay is calculated on the adjusted salary, the salary range for a new agent would be $65,008 to $74,370. New agents are also eligible for a relocation bonus in some circumstances, so for the first year only, an agent might earn an additional $22,000, according to the FBI Careers website. An experienced agent with long tenure at GS 15 step 4 could earn a base salary of $130,810, plus locality and availability differentials. Nice work if you can get it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:00 |
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yeah as much as i hate the feds most of the ones i encountered weren't dumb they were just fascists
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:06 |
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the great deceiver posted:yeah as much as i hate the feds most of the ones i encountered weren't dumb they were just fascists That's due to the lack of weed. Don't want to get fired for failing a piss test, so they are a little tense.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:32 |
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skander posted:He didn't have a landlord going into his house and reporting his presence to the US . actually
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:33 |
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Angela Christine posted:That's due to the lack of weed. Don't want to get fired for failing a piss test, so they are a little tense. thats what benzos are for
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:33 |
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Wulfolme posted:I really am gonna get fingered by the TSA the next time I try to fly though, aren't I. yeah. you may as well learn to enjoy it; that'll show those fascists. stick it to the man while he sticks it in you!
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 17:54 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious. I don't know if its been mentioned but an admin in Space Station 13 had to explain to the FBI what the game was and couldn't find a screenshot of the game where people weren't making GBS threads/farting and killing eachother. It's basically GBS
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 18:47 |
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dogstile posted:I don't know if its been mentioned but an admin in Space Station 13 had to explain to the FBI what the game was and couldn't find a screenshot of the game where people weren't making GBS threads/farting and killing eachother. the one time i tried it i got knocked out within a minute and someone welded me inside a locker, it was basically a highschool simulator
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 06:02 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:the one time i tried it i got knocked out within a minute and someone welded me inside a locker, it was basically a highschool simulator One time I had to shove a guy into a locker, but only so that he could use it as an emergency evac pod that I could push across a demolished station with no air towards the escape shuttle. sometimes bullying can be used for good
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 07:06 |
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i am going to assassinate president garfield!!
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 07:08 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i am going to assassinate president garfield!! jim davis should have killed garfield long ago, i say go for it
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