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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

shoes 4 crews

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a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.

shoes 4 Cruz

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Rape Stink posted:

loving clown shoes

these clown shoes belonged to my great grandfather who was a clown in vaudeville acts. he accrued some gambling debts and was murdered by loan sharks. we have had these stored in a spare room since i was a kid and my parents swear they are haunted...

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



MY mother had these moccasins made for her a some years ago on a family trip to Gatlinburg, Kentucky. My mother really liked them during that trip. I don't remember much of it other than a cigarette burn on my arm (I walked into my dad's while walking on the beach). I think that was maybe six or seven years ago. He was sorry but she was real mad. My mom insisted she doesn't remember and my dad say it sounds pretty possible. Every once in a while I would see them in the closet with her other shoes when I'd come to visit, but I never saw her wear them after that, until I found that really weird picture in her dresser after they died in a house fire last year, still under investigation.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
bought new classic sambas today on amazon with a $50 gift card, i think they arrive today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1tBVtYOBc

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Got me some alligator sneakers

naem
May 29, 2011

gannyGrabber posted:



Single best pair of shoes I have ever bought. A good shoe.

Ah yes the "I don't own any dress shoes job interview special"

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!


Out on bail fresh, outta jail, California dreamin’, soon as I stepped on the scene, I’m hearin’ hoochies screamin’

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

gannyGrabber posted:



Single best pair of shoes I have ever bought. A good shoe.

This is what the fat sitting guy was wearing in those goon campout pictures

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Doc martens are the best shoes because you have to bleed and blister before they mold to your feet and become like a heavenly second skin.

Breaking in the vintage model was brutal as gently caress but they should last me a decade or so

1460 best model

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gannyGrabber posted:



Single best pair of shoes I have ever bought. A good shoe.

Around here, hobos wear those.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Are you a hobo?

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Allen Edmonds. Unless you want to go full OJ they are incredible.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Nooner posted:

meh, I hear he just pays for his own threads to get stickied in the awfulstore

if you think I'd ever pay to have any of my threads stickied you're on the Horse nooner!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Professor Shark doesn't wash his hands often so all his threads are sticky.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Put on the haunted clown shoes!
Put on the haunted clown shoes!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Bruce Kison posted:

Arent those God's Shoes from Married With Children?

That was my first thought when I started seeing those toe shoes around.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

these clown shoes belonged to my great grandfather who was a clown in vaudeville acts. he accrued some gambling debts and was murdered by loan sharks. we have had these stored in a spare room since i was a kid and my parents swear they are haunted...



Wear the haunted shoes!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

naem posted:

Ah yes the "I don't own any dress shoes job interview special"

Nah I have dress shoes. Also I wear boots to job interviews because I do actual, real work.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

gannyGrabber posted:

Nah I have dress shoes. Also I wear boots to job interviews because I do actual, real work.

Lol

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

gannyGrabber posted:

Nah I have dress shoes. Also I wear boots to job interviews because I do actual, real work.

Peasant

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
stripper, cowboy, or cowboy stripper?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
if the sole is rubber, look for anubber

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

JiveHonky posted:

these clown shoes belonged to my great grandfather who was a clown in vaudeville acts. he accrued some gambling debts and was murdered by loan sharks. we have had these stored in a spare room since i was a kid and my parents swear they are haunted...



Put these on and do a trip report

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

naem posted:

Ah yes the "I don't own any dress shoes job interview special"

This is the exact reason I have those shoes.

Chucks are the best.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Chucks suck. Vans supremacy.

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Vans for weekends sperrys for work gently caress tying shoes with regularity

Who Is Paul Blart fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 28, 2016

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